Jeff Drake

@hatethedrake.bsky.social

912 Followers 465 Following

TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?

Picture of the book Everything Will Swallow You by Tom Cox.
A Tweet of Lindsey Graham’s from 2016 where he said, “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…and we will deserve it.”
The Guardian @theguardian.com Is it time to enter the Tillyverse? Seven things you need to know about Al 'actor' Tilly Norwood
Comic excerpt of Hulk lying face down in the grass. Hulk says, “HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP -- - EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!”
Picture of the album cover from the Alexi Lalas album Ginger.
A license plate frame that reads: “May thy knife chip and shatter.”
Picture of Trump with the headline “Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel.”
Windup monkey with cymbals.
Still frame of Greg Davies & Little Alex Horn, but the caption reads Pickle Little Alien Turd.
A still frame of Kumail Nanjiani with the caption reading Romesh Ranganathan.
A picture of a long line of wall mounted bike racks on the exterior of the REI store. All of the racks, as per usual, are empty.
Sign for a business that reads “Cantina Urbana Kalaveras.”
Back of a truck with a sign that reads “Palfinger.”
Photo of a truck with a logo that says “His Hands” over a fish logo and underneath “plumbing services.”
A cartoon by B. Kliban showing Jesus speaking to a group of people. Behind him are his disciples, all with haloes over their heads. One of them is pushing a beggar away with two hands while saying, “Hey! Don’t fuck around with the Prince of Peace!”
The picture shows two Don Francisco’s coffee cans. One is redesigned, but also smaller and contains 10oz in contrast to the old can which contained 12oz.
Megyn Kelly tweeted “The whistles should be banned.”
A phone alert that reads, “Moon and Uranus will be paired close tonight.”
A single abandoned crutch leans against the base of a light pole.