Tammy Garrison

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian, fundraiser and author of Sherlock Holmes AU pastiche The Twisted Blackmailer. Into Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Batman, The Phantom of the Opera, Heated Rivalry and more. Neurodivergent. Queer. Jew. Newly baked potato.

A purse and wallet that look like a leather bound copy of The Complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
A penny and a certificate investing OP into The Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers with today’s date with the name The Sussex Vampire.
A baby in a striped onesie. He is sitting on a table with an arm around him.
Black shirt that says “unwilling participant.”
The Awkward Look Monkey looking from side to side.
A light skinned baby in a stroller, his harness fastened. He is in a restaurant.
A tabby cat sitting in the back basket of a black stroller licking his paw.
A fat, light-skinned baby in a black onesie sitting in a stroller. He is looking at the camera with an almost-smile.
A photo taken from the drivers seat of a car of a brick alley with a fawn walking down it.
A light skinned baby behind the screen of a playpen, smiling.
Cards of Oenn State stickers in a wire basket with a Dunkin’ koozie
A family of two adult geese and three older babies approaching a white SUV. In the background, on the road, are a bunch of other adult and baby geese.
A fat white lady in cat eye glasses with very short hair sitting in a recliner.
A light skinned baby in a green onesie looking up at the camera.
A light skinned baby in a onesie that says “dangerously cute” smiling.
A mostly-black tuxedo cat on a red blanket on a bed.
A tortoise shell coated cat lying on a bed, looking just beyond the camera.
A light skinned baby in a blue shirt in front of a fat white woman with short hair.
A light skinned baby with dark hair sitting in a white woman’s lap reading a baby board book. The baby is looking directly at the book.
Two cats in a window, another sitting on a food bucket and a fourth poured into a basket hanging off a grey kitty tree.
A light skinned baby in a plaid shirt.
A fat white woman with short hair and glasses in a cardigan and bright pink shirt that looks like the Mean Girls Burn Book but says “who by fire?”
A fat white woman in glasses on the left looking up at the camera and on the right on the back of a recliner is a white and grey cat.
A fat white woman in glasses with short hair. She is all in pink and carrying a pink phone with a large pink Star of David necklace.
A 10 month old boy with light skin in a striped onesie in a big playground swing that is enclosing him.
A shiny silver statue of a woman sitting on a rock in the lobby of a hotel.
A round patch of a raccoon with his hands to his mouth. It says “am I the drama?”
A hotel lobby with a white and glass coffee table with some long gold bowl on it, white chairs and a relief of a woman in silver with poppies for hair.
A black and gold Smiley Face Cookie.
A calico kitten in a window. In front of it is a laundry basket containing a pillow and blanket.
A light skinned baby in a penguin onesie belted into a baby seat. His hair is parted showing off his forehead.
A light skinned baby in a penguin onesie in a stroller.
A massive deflated yellow rubber duck in a huge circle on the ground in a parking lot.
5 fat white women standing in front of a two story inflatable rubber duck in a parking lot. There are trees in the background and the middle woman is holding a baby.
A light skinned dark hair baby in a baby chair with the seat belt buckled.
A light skinned baby kneeling in a crib. He has dark hair and is smiling.
A light skinned baby with dark hair. He is wearing a blue vest and yellow shirt. He is in a high chair.
A light skinned baby with dark brown hair in a Penguins onesie.
A comic panel. Iron Man is holding and comforting Spider-man and he says “We have money,” and Spidy says “Oh thank God.”
A light skinned baby in a blue shot sleeve onesie sitting on a blue chair with his arms up and a toy between his legs. He is happy.
A light skinned bay with long dark hair standing in a crib and smiling for the camera.
AO3 reply to fic: this was a good story once not sure what is happening anymore. Response from Spastasmagoria: This website is free.
A snowy scene with a snow covered bush, grass and just a bit of a tan house on the corner.
A black and white cat sitting in a window with his back to the camera.
Four cats in front of a book case, eating out of bowls that are haphazardly placed.
Four cats. One has gotten the lid off the food bucket, and is now on a box, looking at the camera. Another is inside the food bucket. The fat one is looking at the camera and another is walking away.
A light skinned baby in a bear shirt and pants sitting in a play center.
A light-skinned baby in no shirt looking up at the camera.
A plate of tri-corner cookies with filling called Hamentashen.
A fat white lady in a curly blue wig and a yellow shirt that says “Esther in TV Land.”
A broken tan six-foot cat tree on its side, crushing a squishy chair. There’s a cat inspecting it, and another eating from a bowl on the left.
A light skinned baby with dark hair looking below the camera.
Mal Reynolds making the famous confused, wanting to reply then not face.
From a quiz: 3) the adventure occurred after the conclusion of the Super Bowl. 4. Where did Watson look for the name Garradib? Crystal Ball 5. How did Holmes know that John Garrideb had been in England for some time? Holmes is psycho 6. What brought John to England? His derp love of irony. 7. What two ways did Alexander Hamilton Garrideb acquire his money? Bitcoin & daytrading 8. What was the queerest thing that had ever been done in the state of Kansas? Your dad 9 why did Holmes have a curious smile on his face? Just farted. 10. What two things were in the cellar? Casks, Amontillado 11. What was Nathan Garrideb’s profession? Grim reaper Holmes called the attacker a prince and a pauper.
Bonus -5 points The Three Garridebs takes u many plot elements from what earlier Holmes Adventure? Your mother.
A children’s picture book entitled Purr-im Time! With three cats in fancy dress on the cover.
A light-skinned baby playing with a toy that is glowing blue. It kind of looks like the central console of a TARDIS.
Cover for Redneck Revenant by David R.Slayton. Tagline: The past never truly dies. The images are various shades of green. A bunch of different types of hands including skeleton hands come around the edges. There are three animals in silhouette in the middle.
The Apotheosis of Lincoln. Black and white portrait of Washington holding Lincoln and crowning him with a laurel wreath.