te

@haurchefant.gay

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they/them old enough (30+) your cursed ffxiv mutual usually falchionpunch on every other website 🔞 nsfw at times (images always flagged) tags: #tewrites | #tecrimes | #teposes | #tedraws

[jump cut to after dinner? Is his hand bruised?] They notice his hand is hurt or something, or are just generally apologizing again, and he's like "my dear that is the hottest thing you've ever done and the only time I've been harder than I am right now is when you were sitting on me with my hand in your mouth"
te in the middle of the /blowbubbles emote, incidentally showing off their sharp canine teeth
haurchefant on a white unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail
textbox of kefka saying "oh, you were so close! but close isn't good enough!"
autarch's supper next uptime: 3 days from now
screenshot from the trailer showcasing ktisis 0.4.0's new features with a in-game style textbox of magnai saying to y'shtola: "girl are you a fire crystal? because you make me feel all warm inside." he's holding a fire crystal and trying to look suave. shtola is reading a book and completely ignoring him
windows desktop featuring te and haurchefant kissing in il mheg
A longhaired grey tabby cat (Emil) and a short haired tortoiseshell (Bramble) lounging in a hallway
onion article "heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point"
screencap of demi lovato's comments saying "GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER"
ffxiv kefka pointing at the camera and saying, "I'm talking to *you* of course! Y. O. U.!
clownfish in an anemone
kefka's enrage cast in english: forsaken null
kefka's enrage cast that says "missing zero" in katakana
jevil from deltarune saying "I CAN DO ANYTHING." he's wearing a chef hat and frying rice, because I couldn't just find a normal screenshot of him saying it. probably because in the game there's not actually a dialog bubble for it
te dressed kinda like terra from ff6. they still have purple hair because the green eyebrows were throwing me off real bad
punutiy pain description
remaining big fish to catch with their uptimes. iron oxydoras, vagrant keeper, punutiy pain, moonmarking saucer, autarch's supper, and excavator catfish
te, a dark skinned, purple haired viera, just sitting and staring into space
quote from this might be a wiki "Nearly everything referenced in this song is fictional, save for Los Angeles."
successful ole ole ole catch
no mapping the realm achievements for both qarn and dzemael
te literally just standing there
Haurchefant card from some upcoming tcg that I know nothing about and don't really care about either
haurchefant doing the /rally emote at thancred's bare leg. it mostly just looks like he's punching him in the hip
item description for the new "frolicsome fish" (aka a clownfish). it can be turned into a print but does not go in aquariums
deep blue and red hot from final fantasy xiv bro fisting
4 retweets and 20 likes (nice)
Discord screenshot: "I hope they also let me look at y'shtola, though they've been punking me this entire patch cycle They dangle her in front of me like a carrot on a stick, then she says two lines and walks away to go make out with shale off camera At least let me watch, damn"
Emil, a domestic long hair grey tabby. He's sitting and kind of looks like a pear
Keynote event hall at fanfest from way the fuck away from the stage
recreation of the summer event poster from 2025 but with te instead of meteor
favorite: mew 2nd favorite: espurr underrated: lanturn best starter: cyndaquil best dynamax: meowth best mega: ampharos best regional variant: alolan vulpix best eeveelution: sylveon would have as pet: espurr (again) best looking shiny: pumpkaboo idk why I like this, but I do: dunsparce has a personal story behind it: espeon very nostalgic to me: alakazam least favorite and overrated are left blank
clear screenshot for tea of the static posing
Projector reading "crunchyroll presents: witch hat atelier premiere screening"
Mirror selfie of me as y'shtola but just wearing the craftsman's apron
Some sort of fish being held up by the belly by the camera person's hand. It's a lovely sunset on the ocean and you can't see shit bc the sun is behind the fish so it and the wielder are completely in shadow
Photo of a recently caught bass on a fishing line
the next 10 punutiy pain windows. they are all very far apart and I will actually only be away from home for 2 of them
punutiy pain and prime adjudicator remaining on my fishing log. p pain is an actual pain, prime adjudicator is just a regular guy
successful purse of riches catch
perfect alexander immediately after transforming in tea
Headline: "kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day" over a photo of a grey tabby kitten
tea progress: 58.23% p3
Masc and fem versions of the softsteppers bolero. The head piece is a turban with a veil attached that covers the lower part of the face
parses for m9-12s. all but m12s p1 are above 90
The unicorn in captivity tapestry
Pencil sketch portrait of te (who has sprouted a unicorn-like horn) looking horrified with 6 hands cover their face: one tugs at an ear, another presses their other ear against their head, 2 partially cover their eyes, and one covers their mouth. The sixth hand grips the wrist of the hand over their mouth as if trying to pull it away
tea progress: 73.91% p3
tea progress: 99% p3
miqo te in an inn room staring blankly past the camera
og cat te staring at y'shtola like some sort of homo
zoomed in crunchy crop of the character menu in xiv showing te's original cat incarnation wearing a sort of maybe pirate-y glam. main pieces are pagos circlet, expeditioner's tabard (back when it was gender locked!!!), generic red tights, and anemos boots
garlandtools screenshot of the durium hairpin of maiming, showing the shared models as well