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Texas. Former moderate infected by the woke mind virus. Chugging ivermectin to no avail. If I can switch to Linux so can you. They break upon us

The 1980 USA men's hockey team receiving the gold medal with Trump's goofy pose superimposed to the side
This practice of refusing to accept fees from clients with interests before the legislature was "virtually unheard-of" at the time.[29] Later, while serving in Congress, a wealthy oil man had a very expensive horse delivered to Rayburn's farm in Bonham. No one apparently knew the oil man delivered the horse except him, Rayburn, and a Rayburn staffer. Rayburn returned the horse.[30]
If Donald Trump leaves solely because THEY have died, the associated market will resolve and the Exchange will determine the payouts to the holders of long and short positions based upon the last traded price (prior to the death). If a last traded price is not available or is not logically consistent, or if the Exchange determines at its sole discretion that the last traded prices prior to death do not represent a fair settlement value, the Outcome Review Committee will be responsible for making a binding determination of fair allocation.
Trump's shitcoin, $TRUMP, gradually sinking throughout the day, spiking around 2PM and then slowly selling off again
Poll results from Trafalgar Group showing Trump's net approval rating at +3.2
A YouGov/Economist poll apparently showing the GOP up +4 in the general congressional ballot (conducted Feb 20-23 2026)
An adorable hastily drawn Otter holding a hockey stick wears kneepads and a white hat that says "29" in reference to Dallas Stars goaltender Jake Oettinger
The character Michael Bolton, referring to the singer Michael Bolton, says "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks." - Office Space
Chart from a Morning Consult poll conducted Feb 6-9 2026 Trump's net approval is as follows: All: -7 Democrats: -77 Independents: -27 Republicans: +72
Trump's $TRUMP coin spiked around 6pm today while other crypto markets stayed mostly flat
A still frame from a sketch on "That Mitchell & Webb Look" depicting 2 Nazi soldiers slowly realizing that they might be the bad guys. The frame has one of the characters with a worried look on his face asking "Are we the baddies?"
Leslie Nielsen stands in front of an exploding building telling people "nothing to see here. please disperse"
Princess Leia telling Grand Moff Tarkin "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers" - Star Wars
Chronically pathetic attorney Lionel Hutz (from The Simpsons) telling a judge "We have plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are 'kinds' of evidence"
Price of BTC on Feb 7 2026 showing the price moving up and down suspiciously close to the $69,420 mark
A man with a shirt that says "sickos" looks through a window with an evil smile saying "Yes...ha ha ha...YES!"
Screenshot from Head of State (2003) showing a rival campaigns ad that reads "Mays Gilliam for Cancer"
Charlie Kelly mid rant about a conspiracy theory in the mail room
Nate Bargatze as George Washington (on SNL) saying "No one knows" wistfully
Panicking Toad from Mario
Tobias Funke shouting "there are dozens of us, dozens!" Referring to the never nude community
Current voting stats showing 9% of early voters are between 18-29 years old
Charlie Kelly from It's always sunny in Philadelphia wearing an American flag bandana and a jean jacket is fist pumping before going to protest big tobacco
"you literally can't believe the facts Tucker Carlson tells you." So say fox's lawyers - David Folkenfilk, NPR 9/29/2020
Krusty the Clown saying "I heartily endorse this event or product" in a monotone voice
Lionel Hutz (shady attorney from the Simpsons) holds up an ad that he ran in the paper which says "WORKS ON CONTINGENCY NO MONEY DOWN" but has used a market to change it to "WORKS ON CONTINGENCY? NO, MONEY DOWN!"
Oil trading (WTI) over the last 5 days peaked at ~$72/bbl but has since come down to ~$68, likely signalling belief that Israel & Iran will not escalate further
Trump's November 2016 campaign showing 3-4 rallies a day in swing states.
Trump's November 2016 schedule showing multiple rallies a day in many swing states
Ricky Martin posts on Instagram that his Harris endorsement is being shadow banned by the app. It won't appear on his main feed
Clinton's campaign schedule from late October 2016 showing lots of scripted press events
I voted sticker
Jason Sudeikis as John Tesh and Tim Robinson as Dave Tesh high five while singing "Roundball Rock" on SNL
A comic showing a KKK rally holding a "We want to kill Black people" sign on one side, and a group of people on the other side holding a "We want civil rights" sign. In the middle, a clueless & smug looking man holds a sign that says "Compromise?"
Chart from 538 showing a 0.4% shift in polling avearage towards Harris in various state & national polls when explicitly partisan polls are removed
A duplex in Dallas where 1 side is covered in Trump flags and the other is covered in Biden flags
Meme Template: It's All Ohio One astronaut is looking at Earth, which is labelled "GOP Platform" "Wait, it's all Identity Politics?" he says? "Always has been" says the 2nd astronaut, who is about to shoot the first astronaut with a handgun
April 2016 NYT OpEd titled "Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk"
It's all Ohio meme template with one astronaut saying "wait the GOP platform is all identity politics" and the 2nd astronaut saying "always has been"
Graph showing Iran's Uranium stockpile plummeting after the JCPOA was signed, and then moving back up again after the USA left in 2018
Race Bannon of Johnny Quest and former Vice President Mike Pence looking very similar