Hazard Hostile

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I used to make a lot of comics. I have two cats! I read a bunch.

The fish from Spongebob who yells at Mr Krabs that he has "BIG MEATY CLAWS!"
Warhammer 40k Emperor of Mankind on the Golden Throne, a desiccated husk of a person plugged into his seat
Screenshot of post: Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* The 'like' count of the post is exactly 300, which is highlighted
Cast shot of the Pretty Little Liars core four: Emily, Aria, Hanna, and Spencer. They are wearing matching red raincoats.
b&w illustration of Gotrek, a dwarf trollslayer with a huge mohawk, long beard with braids, covered in tattoos and with a chain running from his nose to his ear. He carries a huge axe that is covered in runes and which is chained to his wrist. Behind him is Felix, a human, wearing a mail shirt with a cloak over it, holding a sword that has runes etched on the blade.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo except it reads Chocolate Covered Spam Musubi
Brett Ewins-drawn Judge Dredd comic panel of Dredd standing with hands on hips, commenting to another Judge "Somebody open a window! This place stinks!" The room is filled with corpses.
Sign from Yellowstone National Park reading WARNING BEAR FREQUENTING AREA (the word 'BEAR' is inside the silhouette of a bear)
a package of Idahoan instant mashed potatoes
picture of mountains with superimposed text reading "The mountains are calling and I must go. -John Muir"
DC Comics' first trans hero to have her own title book, Galaxy, accompanied by Argus, who looks like a dog* Galaxy is a young alien woman with purple skin, horns that join above her head, and long, flowing, teal hair. Her skin has a spattering of white stars twinkling on its surface and white lines that run up her face and along her ears and horns. She wears a pink and silver costume that covers her arms but are shorts on the bottom. The picture is drawn in the DC animated style of Bruce Timm. *not a dog
Cover of Fantastic Four vol 3(?) #27, depicting the wedding of Sue Storm and Doctor Doom. The couple are surrounded by inset pictures of various Marvel heroes looking at them and reacting in shock and surprise. Daredevil, Marvel's blind hero, is the only one facing the wrong way
Shot from the Simpsons of Marge wearing an apron that reads "JIM NABORS IS WAY COOL" with a picture of Jim Nabors giving a thumbs-up
Lord Summerisle, Christopher Lee in the movie The Wicker Man, dances exuberantly with a huge grin on his face
black and white ink drawing of the actress Alia Shawkat
Three blocking dice from Blood Bowl, all displaying a skull, which in-game reflects an unambiguous fail
a brown tabby sitting up on a person's lap and looking upwards and over one shoulder at them, looking like the cutest little goober on the planet
TMNT logo reading "Cunnilingus Masturbation"
Nine of Swords tarot card. A figure sits upright in bed, hands pressed to their face. Nine swords are hung horizontally on the wall behind them.
side by side shots of the same book, in 1950s Penguin Books trade dress. The title and author name are blacked out with large censor boxes. The second picture has the book angled so that we can see the light catch the black-on-black raised lettering identifying the book as Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
cover of The Clash's album London Calling, featuring Paul Simonon swinging his bass at the ground
a scrawny chicken wearing giant wellington boots with the caption "he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet"
Movie poster for GOON, a hockey comedy starring Seann William Scott
"When trying to find a copy of Légitime défense to re-read, Clouzot found that it was out of print. Clouzot wrote a letter to Steeman to obtain a copy and began to adapt the story from memory with writer Jean Ferry. By the time a copy of the book arrived, Clouzot and Ferry had already written the script which deviated greatly from Steeman's novel. The changes in the script include the identity of the real murderer, the settings of the action, and the introduction of the lesbian photographer character Dora Monier."
Close up of a polaroid photo with "Don't believe his lies" handwritten on it, from the movie Memento
Screencap of a Simpsons episode where a group of students at a poetry reading have the poet's name 'Basho' written on their torsos in red paint, like stereotypical sports fans. The 'O', a large, jock-like guy, is pointing both fingers towards the (off-screen) stage. Beneath is the dialogue from the shot, as the group yell "BASHOOOO!" in unison before the jock exclaims "Banana tree!", the literal meaning of Basho's name.
Screencap of an Amazon listing for a book entitled 'ChatGPT For Dummies'. Below is a screencap of Ron Swanson, from the TV show Parks & Recreation, with the subtitled dialogue "Yes, that is accurate."
A tabby cat standing beside a frayed scratching post. In the foreground are a plate of wet food, untouched, and a bowl of dry food
Photograph of large graffiti letters under a canal bridge reading SOAPY TIT WANK
photograph of a pregnant woman illuminated in the headlights of an 18-wheeler. the truck cab is inclined so that it appears as if it is bowing(?) to her
A one-panel newspaper comic by Ron Cobb. At the top, a family say grace at a dinner table with a roast turkey on it. Below them we see a cross-section of the flooring and a few layers of earth before a layer of the skeletal remains of Native Americans, demonstrating that (white, middle-class) society is built on the bones of indigenous people
Text reading "Therapeutic Holy Virgins" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
pen and ink drawing of the artist, me, a white guy wearing glasses, with the top of his head cut off to expose his brain and blood covering his face. there is a chunk taken out of his brain, and he holds towards us a spoon on which a piece of the brain sits
pen and ink drawing of a composite shot from the Rocky Horror Picture Show: in the background are an old rural couple, posed like the painting 'American Gothic', standing in front of a set of church doors. in the foreground are Brad and Janet, a young couple, facing each other as Brad declares his love. at the top of the picture is the title "Dammit, Janet... I love you!"
pen and ink drawing of Invader Zim, from the cartoon 'Invader Zim', pointing and yelling at The Great Gazoo from cartoon series 'The Flintstones'
pen and ink drawing of Jar Jar Binks, the beloved protagonist of Star Wars
pen and ink drawing of a xenomorph from the movie 'Alien'
pen and ink cartoon of three fun-sized candy bars dressed as vegetables trick-or-treating. two full-size candy bars are tossing a tiny person into one of their bags. the person is screaming 'arrrgh!'
pen and ink drawing of The Velvet Underground's first album cover, a large pop art print of a banana with an arrow pointing to the stem with text reading 'peel slowly and see'. Andy Warhol's name is printed below. The banana is a vibrant yellow.
pen and ink drawing of a crowd scene, somewhere in Japan, during halloween
scratchy line drawing of a black goat with enormous horns, Black Phillip from the movie The VVitch. text reads 'wouldst thou like to live deliciously?'
pen and ink drawing of charli xcx with one hand propped against her face and long hair streaming down her back. in the background is the signature green hue of her 'brat' album cover, with blurred stretched arial text that reads 'taylor swift but it's charli xcx'
pen and ink drawing of The Crow/Eric Draven, from the movie The Crow, clutching his hands to his face theatrically and running away from the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz, who has his arms held vertically over his head with his hands clawed and a silly smile on his face as he jogs after him
pen and ink drawing of the head and shoulders of Samus, the trans main character of the video game Metroid. she has huge shoulder pads and a giant breastplate, while her head is sans helmet so her long hair can blow freely and she can look pensively off into the distance. below her is the Japanese language logo of the video game.
A tattoo of a line of Nancy heads from Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy comic strips
minimalist drawing of a white tiger's face, head-on, roaring. the teeth are picked out in a muted yellow; the tongue and nose a muted pink; and the eyes a muted blue.
pen and ink drawing on tinted paper with white ink highlights of a pair of feet: the right foot is in a ballet toe shoe and is up on one toe with the sole of the shoe showing; the left foot is unshod but is covered in bruises and marks with veins popping out and callouses visible on the... toe-knuckles? there are two bandages on the toes and one on the top of the foot. the pose of the unshod foot has the toes splayed out in an uncomfortable-looking stance.
Gif from South Park of Kyle standing next to Cartman, who is speaking. The subtitles read "We're not just sure, we're HIV positive."
pen and ink drawing of a human skull, front-on, wearing a crown of eight roses. two ribbons trail off to one side. a few rose petals lie scattered about.
pen and ink drawing of a man wearing an open-necked shirt. around his neck are several necklaces, pendants, and chains. one of his arms is raised to hold his angular glasses at the temple, and we can see tattoos on his arm as well as twelve stacked beaded bracelets. his ears are gauged and he wears a ring in his septum. his hair is buzzed very short on the sides and swept up into a large quiff on top. he is bugging his eyes and pursing his lips.
pen and ink re-draw of a tarot card, the moon. the name of the card is at the bottom, while the numeral, XVIII, is at the top. the image features an almost-full moon in the sky between two buildings from Manchester, England, and Philadelphia, PA. closer to us a wolf is howling at the moon, facing a very small chihuahua sitting on a barstool and also howling at the moon. between the two canines a path leads across hills and distant mountains. in the extreme foreground a horseshoe crab is crawling from waves that are just lapping onto the bottom of the card. everything is in black apart from the moon, which is a lighter grey.
drawing in black and white ink on brown tinted paper of two Japanese teenage girls. the one on the left has a shaggy bob hairdo and wears a leopard print fur jacket with a striped knee-length pleated skirt, striped leggings, and leg warmers. She also has on a fanny pack with three buttons pinned to the front. The girl on the right has long hair and bangs. she wears a white scarf/muffler over a jacket with a fur trim running down the central zipper. she also wears a flowing knee-length skirt with white trim, knee socks, and strappy shoes. she is carrying a bag that also has fur trim.
pen and ink drawing of Avril Lavigne circa 2003's 'Sk8er Boi' video. she wears a fitted t-shirt, flared Dickies work pants with striped socks, and a pair of slip-on Chuck Taylors. Around her neck is loosely knotted striped tie, which was the style at the time. One of her arms has an arm party going on with a couple of studded/spiked leather bracelets and a bunch of jelly bands. She's flipping the horns with both hands, and in one hand she holds a microphone. A chain goes from a belt loop to her pocket, which was the style at the time. Her legs are straight but her body is flipped entirely forwards, and her head is thrown back to face us. Honestly, it's a really weird pose but it's kind of a weird stylistic choice? At least I'm not disregarding anatomy just to show off her boobs and her butt at the same time like Frank Cho or Milo Manara or somebody, y'know?
pen and ink drawing of a young asian woman, the singer Beabadoobee, eating ramen from a bowl using chopsticks in her left hand while holding up and reading a magazine with her other hand. she is wearing a zipped-up jacket with fuzzy bits around the neck and sleeve cuffs.
pen and ink drawing of a woman with tightly curly hair holding a black and white cat. the pose and dress are both taken from Leonardo daVinci's 'Lady with an Ermine' painting.
pen and ink drawing of the rooftops of some buildings in Paris
Drawing in black and white inks on grey tinted paper showing an older man with a goatee holding up a glass of Stella Artois in a toast. He is smiling.
pen and ink drawing of the five vehicles from the TV show Thunderbirds, travelling right to left. At the bottom is a tiny submarine, Thunderbird 4, trailing bubbles in its wake. Above this is a large oval cargo flying craft, Thunderbird 2. In the center of the picture is a supersonic rocket/plane, Thunderbird 1, surrounded by clouds. Above this is a larger rocket for spacefaring, Thunderbird 3, lifting through the clouds and into a black background speckled with stars. Finally, amid the stars, there is a space station, Thunderbird 5, high above everything else.