Hazel

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Collage of photos illustrating the stages of unboxing a shipment of underwear from tcomfifits.com. The outer box is white with a print of a red ribbon tied in a bow. This box opens to reveal a smaller box that has a double opening at the top, which is held closed by a cardboard sleeve which has perforations making the letter "T". The inner box opens to reveal 3 neatly folded pairs of underwear.
Two aluminium novelty keyboard key caps, one red and one gray, each with a resin inlay of a cat's face.
A cardboard box featuring artwork depicting a woman in some kind of Japanese robe, with hair like a tangled cluster of snakes flying behind her in the breeze, overlooking the crashing waves of the ocean as birds fly overhead. Gold–coloured embossed print in the upper–left corner reads "Zoom75", and "made in China" is printed in the bottom–left.
Portrait of a chemically stimulated woman with oily hair sitting in front of a desk looking the way cats do seconds before launching a surprise attack.
3 eggs in a saucepan half filled with water, atop an induction stove. Small bubbles have formed at the bottom of the pan.