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Aspiring author, book lover, witch, 🎹 teacher, socialist, nerd, homoflexible, gender fluid, polyamorous, autistic, chronically & mentally ill. I’m your MAGA uncle’s worst nightmare WIP: The Price of Unicorn Blood Current Read: SVSSS 4

A review on StoryGraph. “Your review for: You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White”. Five stars. Tagged as challenging, dark, emotional, sad, tense, and fast-paced. Plot or Character Driven: A mix. Strong character development: Yes. Lovable characters: No. Diverse cast of characters: Yes. Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated. The review starts: “A warning to all: this is by far the hardest AJW book to read. It’s gross, nauseating, gut wrenching, and I loved it. I love how gruesome and unrelenting this is, how it does not pull punches, it gets into the darkness of a mind and shows you its bleeding innards. And AJW always does that, but this one is different, I think because it’s an adult novel. I’m afraid to admit that I don’t think a character has seen all of the dark parts of” The rest is continued on the next image.
A review on StoryGraph. “Your review for: You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White”. Five stars. Tagged as challenging, dark, emotional, sad, tense, and fast-paced. Plot or Character Driven: A mix. Strong character development: Yes. Lovable characters: No. Diverse cast of characters: Yes. Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated. The review starts: “A warning to all: this is by far the hardest AJW book to read. It’s gross, nauseating, gut wrenching, and I loved it. I love how gruesome and unrelenting this is, how it does not pull punches, it gets into the darkness of a mind and shows you its bleeding innards. And AJW always does that, but this one is different, I think because it’s an adult novel. I’m afraid to admit that I don’t think a character has seen all of the dark parts of” The rest is continued on the next image.
A first edition 1929 copy of Marcella: A Raggedy Ann Story by Johnny Gruelle. It is a black cover with flowers all around. Marcella, a little girl, sits with her knees to her chest. She is white with a blonde bob and blue eyes. She is wearing a lacy white dress with white socks and white Mary Jane’s and has a white cap with a red feather on her head. She is holding Raggedy Andy, held limply in her arms, wearing his typical checkered shirt and jeans with a sailor hat and red yarn hair. Marcella looks down at Raggedy Ann, who is walking and waving at the person holding the book, with her traditional red yarn hair, flower dress, bloomers, and white apron. I have photographed this book in my car.
Photo on the left shows a customized uno card. The text says “stop baby-birding the potentialities” on top of the card, then below in sharpie says “or draw 25”. Photo on the right shows a bald black man in a black sweater sitting at a table with a can of sprite in front of him, holding at least 25 cards. The text over him says “Everand”.
A painting. Two men, one black in a white shirt on the left, one white in a red shirt on the right, hold each other’s hands tightly in comradery, similar to arm wrestling. They are both incredibly muscular arms. The text over the black arm says “Jo” and the white arm says “Rho”. Over their fists, the text says “Fucked up knees”.
Top text says “Joanna after one (1) flight of stairs”. The next three panels show Pedro Pascal in The Last of Us in distressing photos wearing a thick brown coat. The top one has him leaning against a fence post with the sun flaring in the lens. The second one has him clutching his heart. The third one has him leaning against the fence post again with a fist and his eyes closed. In all three photos he looks winded and exhausted and tired.
The left panel shows Nicolas Cage in a convertible in the passenger seat as it drives through the desert. He has a concerned look on his face. The text below him says “Bryony”. The right panel shows Pedro Pascal driving the car, looking over at Nicolas Cage with a giddy smile. The text below him says “Joanna geeking out over toilets”
An orangutan (I’m pretty sure, I’m terrible about my primates, it’s huge and reddish/orange) chases a little girl, roughly 6 years old, who is red in the face and crying. The orangutan is riding a yellow and red tricycle down a dilapidated sidewalk. The little girl is wearing a pink shirt with Ariel and Flounder on it, purple shorts, and brown sandals. Her brown hair whips in her face. The text in front of the orangutan says “Vulnerability” and the text in front of the crying little girl says “Alwyn”.
A real close up fish-eye like shot of one of the guys from Avatar looking down at the camera. Top text says “Want to be my friend?” Bottom text says “There are benefits to being my friend”
The top image shows a blue pill and a red pill. The text over the blue pill says “Back away from the dangerous unicorn” and the text over the red pill says “Boop it”. The bottom image is thousands of red pills and a gloved hand dipping into them. The text over the gloved hand says “Joanna”.
Me in a dressing room wearing a dress with various books on bookshelves on the fabric. The dress is an A-like dress, with tank sleeves.
Elphaba and Glinda, arm in arm, seemingly going through the Emerald City. They are surrounded by an oval filled with colorful pastel splotches. Glinda is wearing a pink floral dress, Elphaba is wearing her signature pointed hat and black dress, with Glinda's pink flower in her hair. Glinda is wearing a matching green one. Elphaba has a pink satchel over her shoulder crossbody and is holding a Wizomania brochure. Glinda has her arm in Elphaba's and is holding her skirt with her other hand. The two are smiling at each other.
Millie, my Havanese mix, who is black with a white face. She has a rounded cut of long hair and a blue collar with white stars.
The cover of Compound Fracture by Andrew Joseph White, New York Times Bestseller. The cover is forest green. A trans male character has a blond buzz cut on the cover. He covers his left eye with his whole left hand. He has a furrowed brow and an angry, pained expression. His left arm has bloody gauze wrapped around it. His knuckles are red and bruised. His eyes have dark circles with blood smeared around them. He has a bloody, broken nose. He wears a red bandana around his neck and an old tan sleeveless shirt, along with a black belt and black pants. In front of him is a black mouth cur staring his right with furrowed eyebrows. She wears a black, spiked collar. They stand in front of a landscape of pine trees. They are framed by white and red antlers, railroad spikes, and barbed wire.
Princess Ozma as her male disguise/persona thing, Tippetarius “Tip”. A trans icon.