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She/Her 25 years old Full Time Bnnuy, Part Time Sheep BF: @trent2luigi.bsky.social Com Slots Available: 3/3 New art Tue and Thu! I share nsfw art, so NO kids on my lawn! }:-< A goofy, cute shapeshifter just trying to find some joy in the world.

Sly cooper doing a leaping dance of some kind, his legs and arms outstretched across a vague Parisian background. The caption "I just want my clues, bro" is seen on the image, with three emojis resembling Bently facepalming following afterwards.
That one pic of Dr. Doofenshmirtz they use all the time in Phineas and Ferb.
That one image of a pirate writing something down.
Art of my sona, Hazel, sitting at a table with a pastry, a cup of coffee (even though I don't even like it), wearing a wooly pink and tan sweater.
A wide picture featuring my sonas Hazel and Valentine, situated in such a way that both can be used as profile pictures.
That one panel of Gyro Zeppeli from JJBA holding up an "Ok" hand sign, with a label captioned "good shit"
That one fuckass moment in Deltarune Chapter 4 of Queen holding herself between two speakers, doing the splits in the process, while drinking from a wine glass with a long curly straw.
That one "Oh shit, for real?" comic panel
Susie from Deltarune: Can I get seven large cokes and a packet of bbq sauce?
A pic of an anthro spinda with round, swirly glasses, a white leotard, a puffy, inflated pink jacket adorning her chest, as well as matching pink and white boots. Nylon pantihose barely conceal her massive thighs, and her cleavage is popping out of her leotard.
That one "bro talked to his friend" meme. The first panel with character A saying "I want you so goddamn badly", with character B responding with "Oh my gosh, me too!", leading to A staring in utter confusion at B.
The post above, but it is next to a post of someone's art showing an anthro fox lady with a huge tail, the caption "jealous" written on it.
That one fuckass image of a cat with a human hand giving a thumbs up.
An edit of that one comic panel from Invincible of the Viltrumites squaded up, but with Flowery and the six flowers from Deltarune Chapter 5. A small handful of petals take up the background empty space, one petal for each of the six flower, with a distinctly pink petal behind Orange.
That one meme of Spongebob screaming at someone
The post above, but the post below is a user with a heirarchy of needs, but it only has one tier labeled "super busty wide hipped omnipotent goddess who lives under my desk and sucks my dick every chance she gets"
A twitch stream "starting soon" screen. The streamer's octoling sona is featured, shown diving into the screen.
That one Mr.Krabs "am I going to defile a man's grave" meme. "Am I really going to make drastic changes to this picture just to make her look better?" "Of course I am!"
A picture of the characters Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus and Bridget from Guilty Gear sitting together at a bar. Jax appears to have a different appearance from normal, with a notably long head of dark blue hair, a bow wrapped around her ear, and a shoulderless striped top. Birdo and Vivian from the Mario series are in the bar as well, and Kris from Deltarune is peaking their head out from the bar's front door. Bridget, looking visibly distraught or frustrated, simply asks Jax "first time?", to which she responds with an eyebrow-raising, confused "...huh?!"
DELTARUNE IS COMING OUT IN THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS!!!!!!!!
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A reference showing the sheer contrast in height between Hazel and Valentine. The former is 7 foot 2, or 218 centimeters, and the latter is 3 foot 7, or 109 centimeters, making him exactly half her height. A crudely-drawn stick figure shows an average-sized person in comparison to both.
A textless reference sheet for Valentine, my shortstack sheep sona
That one "he just like me fr" meme, but with the girl saying "she just like me fr" instead.
Eyo is that the guy from Deadpool?
That one Gus Fring meme with the statement "you hate Xenoblade because of anime boobs. I hate Xenoblade because the combat is boring as shit. We are NOT the same."
The character on the far right of the picture
The stand Baby Face from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
The above post, but with a post above it by Musi Koko with the text "Dream sheep magic..."
Various absurd facial expressions and poses of Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb.
A panel of Funny Valentine saying "I promise." with a little graphic below it of the word "promise" on a golden plaque.
A selection of different head shots, showing possible alternative designs for my sona's pupils, including hypnotic swirling eyes, exclamation marks (with a dot reminiscent of a goat's regular pupil), and squished hearts.
The pic above, but with the caption "Today I will have two queer indentities"
Another iteration of the bigender flag, which a few lgbt wikis state was made by a transphobe and abuser.
A pic of myself in my newer sheep sona, wearing a purple leotard with purple and orange thigh-high socks or boots. I appear to be strutting toward the camera, head held high and a flag in each hand, specifically the pansexual and transgender flags.
The tiktok user Buddyclub, the guy know for that one "a dubious little creature getting up to mischief" video.
Anton Ego from Ratatouille.
That one scene at the end of Billy Madison
That one "flirting vs harassment" meme, but the men are replaced with Rathalos from Monster Hunter and Charizard from Pokemon. Rathalos: "I appear in every game and get lots of special treatment." Leather armor-wearing hunter: "Aw, you're sweet!" Charizard: "I appear in every game and get lots of special treatment." The Sun/Moon Player Character: "Hello? Human Resources!?"
A meme based on a clip from "History of Japan, I guess", with the caption "Open the Discord... stop having it be closed"
The lineart example from my commissions sheet. My character is covering up their body and yelling "EEE! I'm not even colored in!"
The fug-ugly version of Sonic from the original trailers for the Sonic the Hedgehog. Seriously, Nintendo, how do you get out-stylized by Illumi-fucking-nation?!?! You're getting your ass kicked by the film studio equivalent of a Kid's Cuisine!
A piece of fanart for Kingdom Hearts 2, featuring all 13 original members of Organization XIII, arranged similarly to that one artwork of the Viltrumite empire from Invincible.