Hazel Weakly

@hazelweakly.me

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I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking. hachyderm.io/@hazelweakly

Hazel looking at the camera with a green plaid dress and vibrant wavy sunset hair
Hazel looks up at the camera with tropical dress, squishy jellyfish earrings, and sunset ombré hair
Noah’s original post with a red circle highlighting the problematic text of “this blog post was written by a flat out incompetent manager who is using it as a crutch instead of attempting self improvement”
Panel showing a score card HAZEL WEAKLY DEVOPS ENGINEER AND OPEN-SOURCE CONTRI... 219 STRENGTH • TOP 30% CLAUDE OPUS 4.S SAYS INFRASTRUCTURE AND PLATFORM ENGINEER KNOWN FOR WRITING AND SPEAKING ON DEVOPS, OBSERVABILITY, DEVELOPER EXPERIENCE, AND ENGINEERING CULTURE• The rest is a list of models and a progress bar. All the models are blank except for GPT-5.4 MINI CLAUDE OPUS 4.S KIMI K2 0905 DEEPSEEK V4
Hazel wearing a pearl necklace and a sheep dress with rainbow cloud earrings and a fascinator hat
A woman on a bike with a pink basket and pink hair rides through the woods
Hazel looks at the camera wearing an orange dress, orange ascot, orange seashell earrings. And orange yellow makeup
Hearing aid with usb c cable next to it for size comparison.
Geese walking around with their cute lil babies that are almost in their teenage phase. So adorable
A fake book cover of Camille Fournier’s “the managers path” but instead it’s the manager’s wrath. ORLY® "A practical guide to surviving and enduring a career in Engineering Management." - Juan Pablo Buriticá, surviving eng leader The Manager's Wrath A Guide for Tech Leaders Navigating Complex Bullshit Camille Fournier
Hazel with two keyboards showing the international one on top making her sad and the US layout in the bottom making her happy
Hazel wears Kubernetes earrings, blue eyeshadow, and a Kubernetes dress
Hazel look at the camera with a bit of a sultry face, with sunset ombré hair and glittery green eyeshadow and a chunky necklace
Hazel looks at the camera wearing Kubernetes earrings and blue red eyeshadow and blue lipstick
Hazel looks at the camera while walking to monki gras. She’s wearing a pearl necklace, glasses, pearl earrings, and a jacket. Her lipstick is a red metallic
Hazel looks at the camera wearing a sequin dress with a dramatic slit on the chest, a studded statement necklace, and studded dangling earrings.
Hazel looks at the camera wearing butterfly earrings and a green necklace with green makeup and a satin green dress
Hazel looks at the camera wearing pink eyeshadow, lipstick, and a pink dress. Her hair is a sunset ombré and she’s wearing very sparkly jewellery
Hazel looks at the camera wearing green and orange eyeshadow with a yellow cut crease. Her lipstick is orange and green ombré, her hair is a sunset colour, and she is wearing parrot earrings
Hazel looks at the camera with a smirk, showing off her freshly coloured hair in the sunset ombré style (purple to pink to orange to yellow)
Hazel wearing elaborate makeup
Talk slide showing my name and the title of my talk: Hazel Weakly Programming Languages as a Community of Belonging
Aeva speaking on attestations and open source funding
Hazel looks at the camera with a gentle smirk, wearing sunset coloured hair: purple, pink, orange, with yellow tips. Her hair is also wavy
The two riddle statues from the movie The Labyrinth (one always lies and the other always tells the truth)
Hazel looks at the camera with a smirk, trying to not laugh. She’s wearing a black dress and studded statement necklace with full glam blue eyeshadow makeup and wavy hair
An email detailing a new feature for gmail for workspace Dear administrator, We're writing to let you know that starting February 9, 2026, Gmail emoji reactions will be enabled by default for all existing and new customers. We've provided additional information below to guide you through this update. What this means for your organization Key changes: The Gmail emoji reactions feature will be turned on for all customers by default, unless admins in the organization have previously changed the feature setting or updated the setting before February 9, 2026. Potential impact: Gmail emoji reactions let you react to Gmail messages on the web, Android, and iOS. The feature was previously launched to Google Workspace customers in an opt-in phase effective April 2025 (with the default admin setting disabled), and has been available for free Gmail accounts since 2023.
A text subset of the screenshot of CI runs with one saying “plugins (Hazel): awk” I’m jokingly implying that the CI run is calling me awkward
Hazel eats a salmon pizza cooked napoleon style and it’s delicious. Paired with red wine
Hazels couch and rug and four bits of furniture and her two heavy coats, blankets, in the new living room of her apartment
A picture of a banner that says welcome to ING. Behind it is a lion. Behind that is a cup with the ING logo that says do your thing.
A rank query site showing a sharp spike from website rank of 420k to 378k for hazelweakly.me in the eu. Starting from when I started working in the EU (Nov 3)
Hazel looking at the camera, wearing blue lipstick, blue sweater, and blue makeup, with leaf earrings and wavy hair
A banner from the website of the real estate listing for the castle, saying: Energy performance certificate - ask agent
Mrs Miriam maisel looking fabulous in four classic 1940-1960s outfits that are stunning on her
Hazel looks at the camera wearing a bookshelf dress, rose earrings, and fire colored makeup
Hazel looking at the camera with an ombré lipstick and bright eyeshadow and a green satin jumpsuit
Hazel with fall leaf earrings and bold blue lipstick and blue eyeshadow
Hazel looks at the camera and smiles while wearing a dress with Halloween hands and eyeballs on it and pumpkin earrings
A soap ad for la mar reducing soap. Showing a woman getting slimmer over time La-Mar Reducing Soap. The new discovery. Results quick and amazing-nothing internal to take. Reduce any part of body desired without affecting other parts. No dieting or exer-cising. Be as slim as you wish. Acts like magic in reducing double chin, abdo-men, ungainly ankles, unbecoming wrists, arms and shoulders, large busts, or any superfluous fat on body. Sold direct to you by mall, post paid, on a money-back guarantee. Price 2/- a cake or three cakes for 4|-; one to three cakes usually accomplish the purpose. Send postal or money order to-day.
Hazel looks at the camera, wearing makeup, bedazzled earrings and a thick bedazzled necklace. Her dress is purple
Hazel Weakly's Profile Stats « Audience: Hazel Weakly is very popular and has more followers than 99.9% of all users on Bluesky. 17 Join date: Hazel Weakly is a Bluesky trailblazer, being among the first 1% of Bluesky users. Starter packs: Hazel Weakly is listed in 69 starter packs. Recent activity Last post about 13 hours ago, posted 31 times in the last 7 days. Last like less than a minute ago, liked 367 posts in the last 7 days. Last follow about 11 hours ago, followed 1 user in the last 7 days. Received 346 likes and 34 reposts in the last 7 days.
A picture of a cat in a pretty autumn outdoor scene, standing by a lake looking into the water, surrounded by an idyllic scene of trees and a lake shore. The text says "it's finally autism"
#!/usr/bin/env bash this="$(basename "$(test -L "$0" && readlink "$0" || echo "$0")")" combination="and" a="crimey times" aa="bashy script" : "I'm at the $a" : "I'm at the $aa" # "${!combination} ${!combi*} $(eval "echo $(sed 's/ /} '"$combination"' ${/g' <<<'${'"${!a*}"'}')")" eval "echo $(cat < <(sed '5q;d' "$this") | tr -d ':')" eval "$(cat < <(sed -n '10s/5/6/p' "$this"))" cat <(printf "echo 'I'\\\\''m at the'") <(sed -n '8s/^#//p' "$this") >>"$this" sed -i '$d' "$this"
A picture of a book with a baby picture of lupita, a black lab dog, on it. It says “lupita: the story of a cci hearing dog. 2011–2025”
A screenshot of safari on the phone with “404 Tabs” circled in red showing how many tabs I have on my phone
Hazel looks at the camera wearing a burgundy moon and stars corduroy ruffled pinafore, with polkadot vintage shirt tied in a bow at the collar, character tights, and black heels with a swirly strap. She’s wearing black lipstick, a flower in her hair, and gold mystic earrings to complete the theme
Violet evergarden looks up at the camera. She’s a blonde anime women set in turn of the century era Western Europe (steampunk vibes) with a mechatronic hand
Two posts from Kelsey one right after the other. One says “the best resume is your reputation”. The other says “your reputation is the best resume”. The first one has more likes and reposts and comments (238, 23, 7). The second has 190 likes, 17 reposts, 4 comments.
Hazel smirks at the camera wearing green lipstick, Cat eye glasses, and a green dress, with sultry eyeliner and a circuit chip earring
Hazel looks at the camera, wearing pink and purple eyeshadow with a pink hair bow and a pink flower choker
Hazels astrology chart depicting where all the houses are
Hazel looks at the camera wearing no glasses and cute makeup that’s somewhat minimal. Dark green dress and dark green lipstick
Hazel looks at the camera and smiles demurely wearing very cis het passing makeup and clothing, neutral and minimal
Hazels hand with a noticeably curved and short pinky
Hazel looks at the camera, smiling slightly, wearing an off the shoulder top
Hazel wearing blue “not pretty” lipstick
Hazel looks at the camera, her hair slightly wavy, with bird earrings
Hazel look at the camera and smiles, wearing Kubernetes earrings and blue eyeshadow and blue black lipstick
Milad and Rob are signing and ignoring the marching band