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@hazelweiss.bsky.social

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I am here to shitpost. * 18+ MDNI🚫 * No AI/NFT/Crypto🤮 * She/her | 32y👵 * AZ | Lesbian PFP by @cervinelich.bsky.social 🖤

Comic panel showing a man on a game show called “Is that Good?” at a lever with two question marks.
Iconic album art for “The Fragile” by Nine Inch Nails. It looks like a photo that was prematurely exposed to light, thus “ruining” the original image.
Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.
Screenshot from MGSV:TPP showing Kaz Miller bending over in anguish, exclaiming “They played us like a damn fiddle!”
EU box art for .hack//INFECTION for PS2
Beautiful stylized digital painting of me wearing one of my favorite summer dresses.
A poster for the anime series .hack//Roots featuring the main cast. A white-haired twink in the middle, flanked by a mysterious man wearing sunglasses and a sad nun with pink hair. There’s also a catgirl and some masked weirdo.
Cropped meme of a cartoon baseball saying “Better kill me in one shot.” The font is comic sans btw.
Attorney Phoenix Wright in his hobo era proclaiming “Oh, I assure you it’s quite based.” during a murder trial.
My WoL using the Jollibee-sponsored “eat chicken” emote in the award winning MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV now with an extended free trial
Image of a reddish, reptilian Tamarian (alien) from Star Trek: TNG in a field of grass. Caption reads: “Tech bro, his apes gone.”
New Fox McCloud design. Weird realism.
Picture of Thancred from FFXIV reaching out via linkshell to say “This is Thancred.”
Title card for “Spawn: The Animated Series”
J.P. from the movie “Grandma’s Boy”. A greaseball pencil-necked creep in a black trench coat.
SNES box art for Chrono Trigger. Art by Akira Toriyama.
A screenshot from the award-winning MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV now with free trial including the acclaimed "Shadowbringers" expansion. In this screenshot is my Au'Ra, Safiye, standing near the Cactpot board in my favorite tattered RDM glamour. My UI setup is immaculate btw.
Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas where the percent chance to hit the target’s head in VATS is 0%
OP’s post followed by a picture of Hank Hill making a very similar facial expression
Kenshiro says the famous line. Omae wo shinderu - “you are already dead.”
I MEAN, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO BE AS CONFUSED AS NIGEL IS.
"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Kratos, a bald and extremely swole Greek warrior with a red tattoo over his eye, on his knees pleading to Ares.
Animated version of Captain Kirk with his hand over his mouth, making a sarcastically surprised gesture
A girl wearing a Ghost Spider (aka Spider-Gwen) costume stands in the park looking stoic. She has long purple hair shaved on one side. The girl is me.
A metronome’s needle rapidly moving back and forth. On one side, “I’m ugly and unfuckable.” On the other side, “I’m kinda hot actually.” It represents my constant struggle with self-esteem and my physical appearance.
Meme of Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean. It’s a parody of his famous line “You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner…you’re in one”. He is dressed in cyberpunk attire and the line now reads “You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias - you’re in one”.
Three rich snobs staring down (presumably at peasants). Idk it’s from a Twilight movie that I haven’t seen.
Tweet from @dril that reads: “user named ‘beavis_sinatra’ has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table
Screen from Pokemon Legends: ZA showing that I’ve caught all 230 pokemon in the base game.
Hazel, hair hair faded-purple and her lobes pierced. She is smiling because she is gay.
Side by side image of Doctor Girlfriend from Venture Bros. Caption that reads “how I look” and “how I sound”
Parody Dune poster that says “My tummy hurts” and “this knife is made of pepto bismol”
Your local MCR-appreciating trans girl posting in her Black Parade baseball tee
A lesbian with a purple sideshave sitting on a back porch wearing sunglasses and a pretty white summer dress.
Me in my Spider-Gwen (Ghost Spider) cosplay. Taken in Battery Park.
Image of Snake, protagonist of Metal Gear Solid 4, smoking a cigarette while the game installs.
A gif from the show Veep. The main character is laughing nervously while she mutters “what the fuck?” through her fake smile.
Picture taken from my phone of a price tag. The price tag for an 18-count of regular eggs reads $8.65.
Four panel comic of a man putting on a hazmat suit before going through doors labeled “Comment Section”
Hazel selfie!
A text conversation: Mom: What's that one band u lik The one where all the songs are like 😩😩😩 The one where the singer always going 😩😩😩😩 U know Daughter: Deftones?????? Mom: Yesssssss