Hardcore Toast

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A cry for help in the form of toast comics.

A toast all dressed up to protect themselves from the cold tells their dog, "Alright pup, it's 21 degrees out this morning. We're activating Emergency Walk Beta: dart outside, pee as fast as possible, and spring back in!"
A toast takes his car to, "Crumb's Auto Repair." Crumb tells the customer toast, "Good news: it’s not broken. Bad news: it’s haunted."
A cartoon depicting a piece of toast and a taco post date. The Toast tells the taco, "I really enjoyed our date, Miguel. Play your cards right and it might be Taco Tuesday." The taco starts sweating from the innuendo.