Crab Rave (Avery's Version)

@headlessmami.bsky.social

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trans guy, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 labubu dad 👹 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️‍⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 🚨😎so tired, Renee

a faded ticket from Wrestlemania 24 (in 2008) sits crookedly in a chipped brown Dollar Tree frame, where it has resided since, well, 2008
a white 3d print of Jimothy the raccoon mid-run
a Facebook ad featuring a ladybug finger puppet with the tagline “Ladybug on your fingers!” above it
a lavender Labubu with a sleeping expression in a purple floral dress/matching bow sits on a pharmacy shelf holding a bottle of zolpidem 10mg
promotional photo for the newest Labubu line. the text at the top reads "THE MONSTERS Hair Salon", and there are six Labubus in very fashionable outfits and detailed wigs
a blue Tesla car has its left side mangled up by an MDOT light rail train with a pride flag motif
a purple Labubu with a yellow nose and toenails is wearing a black Baltimore Ravens hoodie, standing on an outdoor cafe table next to an iced Thai tea
a lacquered print of Kyle Petty’s #42 Mello Yello car from the 90s (and small trading card) mounted on a stylish oak plaque with a small clock mechanism in the top right corner
a notification from the ESPN app at the top of OP’s phone indicating the final score of the Stanley Cup final game (Hurricanes 3, VGK 0)
a guy in a pastel swim top, khaki sun hat and mirrored sunglasses floats in a pool with a blue striped pool float and black on-ear headphones
a cream-colored Labubu in a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey appears to be driving a red Zamboni with the Hurricanes logo over a gray marble fake Labubu (with its face painted like the wrestler Danhausen), who is lying on the ground full of sewing pins ala a voodoo doll. there is a pastel blue and purple Labubu in a white Hurricanes jersey to the right holding a sewing pin in her left hand menacingly.
a hand holds a translucent purple tall mug branded with the Zyprexa logo
a cream colored Labubu wearing a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey holds a hockey stick (with puck in front) while posed next to a red zamboni
a picture of OP’s SXM radio playing a (terrible) mashup of Toby Keith’s “Should’ve Been a Cowboy” and Calvin Harris’ “Feel So Close”
twenty-two Labubus of varied sizes and patterns are arranged on a three-tier display shelf. almost all of them are wearing some outfit or accessory
a man with wavy brown hair, mirrored sunglasses and a brown goatee wearing a pastel swim top faces slightly askew of the camera with the ocean, sand and a rock pier in the background
a blue-wrapped chocolate bar called the Yorkie, with the slogan "it's NOT for girls!" underneath the logo; the "O" in "Yorkie" is a "no" symbol with a female silhouette inside
a cream colored Labubu in a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey stands on a blanket beside a white Labubu holding a red Coca-cola can. the white Labubu with the Coke also has black glasses affixed to his face
a screencap of an old WWE show featuring either Shawn Michaels or Triple H (I’m stoned sry) in a referee shirt, holding a jobber by a yellow T-shirt with the phrase “May 19” all over the back
a hand with a semicolon tattoo on his wrist (not OP as he’s way too short to do this) holds a purple teddy bear next to two funerary niches in a cemetery vault. the top niche is OP’s mother and the one underneath is his grandmother. their last names have been blurred out as well as the full names of two other folks in this vault. the teddy bear is clad in a black pajama shirt that reads “I love you more”, black and white striped pajama pants with hearts, and bunny slippers.
a dark pink Labubu in a black and white tweed dress with matching hairbow stands next to a light pink Labubu in a white sun dress and sun hat, beside a wedding table placard that reads “table seven”. there is a vase of purple, black and white roses behind them
a man with disheveled brown hair, a considerable amount of face scruff and a brown goatee is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt and holding a White Claw can at a BYOB wedding reception
a small darkened room with glowsticks in the background. they are illuminating the silhouette of a Labubu with headphones standing behind a DJ mixer
an exterior shot of a newer Bojangles fast food restaurant, with some very striking cloud cover overhead for contrast
a blue Labubu in a black Gap hoodie watches a mini fire pit burning perhaps a bit too intensely
A dark pink/red tie-dye Labubu and a dark purple Labubu with yellow accents stand in front of an ornamental shrub. they are wearing the same gold dress with a large bow in the back and the purple one is kinda giving the pink one side-eye for stealing her look
a guy with brown hair, large black glasses and a brown goatee is wearing a white throwback Hartford Whalers jersey while holding a cream colored Labubu in a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey
a screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Julia the peacock and Shino the deer sitting on a bench outside their house. Julia is wearing a white hoodie with a trans-flag patterned heart and Shino is wearing a trans-flag colored kimono (both characters have fan theories that they are trans due to being female with features correlating to males of their species. fuck yeah trans rights)
a light pink fuzzy Labubu with eyelashes, a red heart nose and a sheer white dress/hat is attached to a yellow backing with the text “Fall Into Spring” at the bottom
a two-part meme; the top half is a grainy still of blink-182 from a live performance in 2000 with the text "SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, TITS, FART, TURD AND TWAT" in Impact font the bottom half is a closeup of Christian Cage mid-promo from last night with the text "I FUCKED YOUR MOM"
Apple Maps screenshot showing the closest Waffle House to OP is 22 miles
a pair of 3D-printed estradiol tablets, turned into earrings
a fortune cookie fortune that reads “🙂 You and your wife will be happy in your life together. 🙂”
a screenshot of the Bambu app in which the 3D printer’s camera is showing progress on the print being made while OP is about to go to sleep he is printing a figure of Kerrigan from StarCraft for his wife
a screenshot from Wrestlemania IV of Demolition being led to the ring by Mr. Fuji. the meme text at the bottom reads “I can relate to Demolition because I, too, am a walking disaster”
a hand holds a pastel rainbow fake Labubu wearing a black jacket and newly fashioned 3D printed devil horns
a Bambu A1 Mini 3d printer assembled and ready to start its first test print
a pink and yellow Labubu in a pink Gap hoodie stares at a purple knockoff Labubu plushie inside a claw machine
a vintage ad for the National Worm Growers Exchange offering “Profit Raising Earthworms”
a picture of a tv showing an old commercial for the Turbo Touch 360 gaming controller
a medium sized Baby Three plush with a wolf head and a pink dress. she has large black angry eyes with translucent blue teardrops underneath, a purple hair piece and her tongue is sticking out. there are little blush marks and a heart under her right eye and a pair of strawberries under her left eye. to her left is a card with an illustration of the doll and the caption “Big Secret”
a grey seated Labubu is posed in a mini car seat. he has an eyes closed/laughing expression and is wearing black and white gingham checked overalls with a houndstooth patterned bow tie. not winning any GQ awards anytime soon
a tiny brown Labubu sits rather awkwardly in a plastic toy wheelchair
a very old photo of a girl with red cat-eye glasses and a mid-length auburn bob with highlights, wearing a red Circuit City-branded polo. she is behind a cash register with a beige CRT monitor (complete with black screen and green text) and keyboard. her head is tilted slightly and she is smiling but looks caught a little off guard
a picture of a TV with the end of a commercial, the Oasis logo is displayed very prominently on the top third and the bottom reads “available at all Circuit City locations”
A side wall with a large number of AEW figures hanging on it; there is also a Willow Nightingale prayer candle and an unboxed MJF figure in a mini ring on one shelf
a black and white illustration, sort of tarot-y, of a warrior fighting a skeleton. framing text says, “What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.”
a Red Riding Hood Baby Three doll with its faceplate repainted to look like a greyscale haunted doll. its eyes are blacked out with upside down red crosses inside and a red upside down pentagram is painted on top of its head
the famous meme of wrestlers John Silver and Anna Jay where Silver has his hand up looking like he’s “mansplaining” something to a bewildered Jay
a Baby Three plush of Little Red Riding Hood. she has purple hair, boba eyes, hearts on her cheeks and looks frankly demonic tbh
a pink and yellow Labubu wearing a pink Gap hoodie and holding a tumbler and Aldi shopping bag stands next to a box of Girl Scout cookies the box is pink and the cookies are called “Exploremores”, and they are Rocky Road-inspired chocolate sandwich cookies with marshmallow/toasted almond-flavored crème filling
an orange Labubu stands on a plastic pedestal. he is wearing a blue denim jacket, a white tee shirt, blue denim pants and aviator sunglasses. he is an homage to AEW’s Orange Cassidy