Headzo

@headzo.bsky.social

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Professional Civil Engineer with Stage IV Imposter Syndrome Catch me on YouTube coming in DFL at my local 5U curling bonspiel 🥌 Account based in: The dumpster behind an Arby's

It's a picture from behind the bar at the Broken Broom, the bar inside the Coyotes Curling Club
It's an image from coffin flop on corn cob TV with some dude breaking out the bottom of a casket
It's the football player from Beetlejuice but he's saying Mitch, I don't think we survived those heart attacks
Brown and blackish tabby at the vet
It's a picture of an article talking about how Mitch McConnell's wife went back to China 3 days after he was found unconscious
It's a tweet from the CKY dude but it's long
Dennis Reynolds looking a bit unhappy
It's Billy Madison saying Chlorophyll? More like borophyll
It's a wheeler from return to Oz
My Thai place has this sign that says avocado green curry, but I swear I see the word cum every time
It's some weird 1950s shit called potato fudge
It's Frank Reynolds pushing one of the McPoyles off a roof with a wooden board
My Adobe document now has a button to automatically generate a podcast
It's a picture of butter scotch potato fudge
It's a picture of Carson Daly hosting an MTV ska special in 1997 called Skaturday
If you put the forever roll into the toilet paper calculator, it is an F grade deal
It's old '70s jello stuff with full meals in the jello
It's the wolverine logo generator and it says adamantium claws cut through trillionaires
It's space ghost saying "I believe every word that man just said because it's exactly what I wanted to hear"
It's John Conner saying we aren't going to make it, are we? People, I mean
Lead singer for the band Imperial Triumphant
A view down the ice at my curling club
Trump is measuring the horizontal length of the reflecting pool and comparing it to the vertical length of skyscrapers
It's the bonus level from Street fighter 2 Where you and your friend kick the shit out of a vehicle
A pic from the ice in my curling match
Aerial photograph of a dick-shaped house I found in North Phoenix, AZ
Camel Lips (L7) from the movie Serial Mom
It's the band that played when Billy Madison passed the third grade
It's Elaine saying fake fake fake fake
It's the hobbits hiding from a ring wraith
It's Harrison Ford saying who gives a shit
Somebody sent me an email to sign up for the not at all dubious sounding ConDoc
Otter pops
It's principal Skinner wondering if he is out of touch, but realizing that no, the kids are wrong
It's Tim Robinson saying I can't know how to hear anymore about Kevin Hart
It's Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II
It's Joaquin from Signs when he sees the alien on tv
It's George Costanza saying "what a huge blow to the culture"
It's space ghost saying I believe every word that man just said because it's exactly what I wanted to hear
It's Billy Madison saying "lady, you're scaring us"
It's a pitcher mouthing "fuck you" to a batter
It's the quote from the Red Sox management team getting fired where the guy says "it's like shitting your pants and changing your shirt"
It's Michael j. Fox saying hey, I've seen this one
A person I found on Peloton in the group #AbolishICE and we high fived
It's the Eldritch horror Quiznos monsters
Get a load of this simp
EncinoMan 25:17 - The only thing you've cared about is nugs, chillin', and grindage
Street sticker that says "how many beautiful, kind people have I killed just by paying my taxes"
It's John Goblikon from Nekrogoblikon
Position player came into pitch and in the jumbotron called him Joey Dominican Republic
In the description to a railroad video, they mentioned you should fill your thermos and keep your covfefe warm
It's Elaine saying "why don't you just drop dead"
It's the soldier / statue of Liberty /Angel / AI Slop hybrid demon creature from the Trump Jesus post
It's Elaine and Peterman at the movies and she's saying "quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already"
It's a game on Steam called I am Jesus Christ
It's Chris Farley saying "remember that part in game of thrones when they killed the mad king? - That was awesome"
It's the wall of death at a metal show with a message over it that says open the fuckin strait You crazy bastards
Man in a hospital bed texts someone "I lived, bitch"