🐸🖕🐸 Heartless Creatures

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You don't have sex with Heartless. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs. My AC is set at 69 and the stereo at 11.

George Costanza photobombs Kruger at the beach
George Costanza photobombs Kruger at the beach
George Costanza photobombs Kruger at the beach
Simpsons, Caution Well sign.
Lady G with his princess bubble wand at the Magic Kingdom
Disney's One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing
Captain Queeg played by Bogart
Kevin Sorbo looking like a giant Crypt Keeper
John Cameron, a realtor from the Seattle area was sentenced Monday, Aug. 15, 2022, to 30 days in jail for entering the U.S. Capitol during the Jan. 6, 2021 Read more at: https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2022-08-16/capitol-rioter-tries-bonding-reagan-judge-7006877.html Source - Stars and Stripes
Mathew McConnoughy in Magic Mike: But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight.
90 in DC, thunderstorms coming.
Heartless' Fourth Feast
Forget it he's rolling (from Animal House)
Some dude loving a Waffle House menu giveaway at Georgia's booth on the Mall celebrating mediocrity and acceptance of stupid morons who view Waffle House as fine dining or some shit.
MAGAt idiots misspell frEEEdom
MAGA pervert has a bullshit grift already.
Micropenis Levin and the Search for the XS Condom
Jack Lemmon in My Fellow Americans
RFK Jr. emerging from a toxic shit-filled waterway about to eat a human child.
Princess Donut riding Mongo
Hakeem Jeffries post that God is still on the throne.
Hakeem Jeffries post that God is still on the throne.
The potential impact on the farm is not the couple’s only concern. The petition notes that large-scale transit hubs are high-risk areas for sex trafficking, according to the National Human Trafficking Hotline, and Rachel Stadelman said she is fearful for her children’s safety.
Joe Rogan has weird as fuck nipples.
Tim Scott looking like he's excited for a Pride Parade.
Dinesh D'Souza looking like a dipshit.
Dinesh looking like a dipshit.
Ken Paxton
Fan art of Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Douchebags behind dipshit Zeldin not even watching the game.
Remy the cat.
Chudya Raichik has weird thumbs.
Mayflower truck taking the Baltimore Colts to Indy.
Lush Ingraham interviewing Vanilla Ice who isn't backing down from we don't know what.
Greg Bovino needs America's men
Greg Bovino needs America's men