Heather Murray

@heatherm.bsky.social

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knowledgeable but not always right. she/her

A video of me bowing to deer in Nara as I give them crackers.
My hand holding out the skirt of my dress to show the hole a deer bit through my clothes.
Small bottle of Japanese hand sanitizer with a little raccoon holding up his paws
A bakery case in Dotonburi, Osaka showing sweet breads including melon pan shaped like a turtle. I ate the cream one.
My legs in the bathtub, lake kawaguchiko and surrounding mountains out the window. It’s cloudy.
A girl tanooki statue with a red bow showing off her boobs. She is very round.
Bruce Springsteen on stage at nationals park in Washington DC from far up and back
A movie poster for the film Obsession showing a one wish willow with the tag line “change your life with just one wish.”
A white vase shaped like a fat belly and thighs with a fupa is filled with an unruly multicolored array of flowers
Me with the Buc-ee’s beaver mascot at the Buc-ee’s in Ohio 😂
Orange roses blooming on our fence
Letterboxed last four watched for me: Companion (four stars), Honey Don’t, Faces of Death (2026, rated a questionable three stars), and The Drama
Me in a pink suit jacket with five wet finger prints on my boob area.
111 jumps in the Pokopia jump rope contest!!! My ditto has purple hair and is in the sailor outfit standing in front of a crumbled poke center.
Bob Hoskins shirtless with a tie around his neck in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He’s very hairy including the shoulders!! Hello nurse!!!
My letterboxed last four watched: Nirvana the band the show the movie, Send Help, Project Hail Mary, Pretty Lethal
They pegging out here…. I’m not trying to scare you… I’m trying to prepare you…. These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos… you ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water. My message is simple. Dell Curry… GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN.
Screenshot of a post by @thundercleese5 on threads saying “I low-key feel like April Fools Day is to autistic people what the Fourth of July is to dogs”
Letterboxed screenshot showing my last four watched films: It Was Just An Accident (2025), Sentimental Value (2025) rated 4 stars, Manhunter (1986), Alien: Covenant (2017) rewatch
Braided king cake covered in yellow, green, and purple sprinkles with beads and a gold baby nestled in the center of the cake.
Shark cocktails for this year’s animal attack valentines movie and dinner!! Cocktail is in a wine glass and has a plastic shark coming out of the teal drink).
Nine Inch Nails at the Capital One Arena 2/11/2026
Delroy Lindo in Congo saying “stop eating my sesame cake”
"It's hot ham water" still from Arrested Development showing a blond woman (Portia Di Rossi) in a pink apron
Six rectangular quilt pieces on an ironing board that will be assembled into a flying geese block.
Beautiful golden turkey in a foil pan.
Bootsy looking up at the camera, head devoid of thoughts
Me in a crop top that I made with a print that says “eat it all”
Intermission screen for Kill Bill the Whole Blood Affair
Russ & Daughters order counter.
Text from the wall of the Jefferson Memorial: “I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go in hand with the progress of the human mind as that becomes more developed, more enlightened. As new discoveries are made new truths discovered and manners and opinions change. With the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.”
Josh Ritter at the Lincoln Theater, November 13, 2025
Full body shot of my Homestar runner costume
Me taking a bathroom selfie dressed as Homestar Runner
Floor advertising in the DC metro saying “AI PURPOSE-BUILT FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR”
Sickos meme but it's a cat in a bowtie saying "Yay.. ha ha ha... yay!"
Scattered hashbrowns, toast, and sunny side up eggs on Waffle House plates on a Waffle House table. If you know you know.
Colorful tattoo of Oddish, Vileplume, and Hoppip on my left upper arm
Quilted pillow I made in sewing class
Me holding a large tote bag with a book print.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (five stars), O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Hudsucker Proxy (four stars), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (five stars)
A box of 8 donuts from Donut Run in DC
My dogs PJ and Neville (who is now passed) on the back door step. PJ is licking her nose and looks very silly.
A cartoon man parachuting in the sky covered by the text “GREAT MOMENTS IN STUPIDITY”
Video of my two dogs laying on the bed wagging their tails
My feet in Super Mario socks propped up on my front porch swing, showing the street and the park in front of my house.
Graffiti of buff Garfield that says “I hate mondays and cops.”
A screenshot of my tv on a still from High and Low (1963). Two men sit next to each other in the train. The caption reads “I waste no love on the rich since I grew up poor.”
The pastry case at Yellow
A wall in Blagden Alley with graffiti of the DC city flag painted in rainbow stripes tagged @lisamariestudio.
A bag of rolls and butter baybeeee
My dog PJ asleep under my desk. She is snoring very loud and contracting her diaphragm like she is sleep barking. She is giving somebody the business in her sleep.
Small kitchen sink full of dishes, mixing bowls on counter, and pans piled on the stove top.
My receipt for donating $50 plus processing fees to World Central Kitchen.
Me standing against a wall mural wearing 3 inch inseam black shorts so you can see my elephant princess peach thigh tattoo. I am extremely pale still lmao.
My dog PJ licking a bomb pop.
A black dog on a leash standing on a sidewalk looking at the camera. He has a big blocky head and a looooong body. It’s extremely silly honestly.