chris

@heimp.bsky.social

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what are you gonna do? release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? (he/him)

a black and white cartoon. in the foreground there are two house centipedes facing off. in the background there are a bunch of insects in stadium seating. the caption at the bottom says house centipedes gladiators and the audience is chanting 200 legs enter, 100 legs leave!
Black and white drawing of me sitting at the breakfast table, eating corn flakes and reading the back of the box. I'm about 10 years old and I have lots of hair and huge glasses. The corn flakes box has a Transformers logo on it
A 3 panel comic in black and white. Panel 1 I'm lying on my bed with my android tablet thinking that it's draw a terrible comic day and it's time to put my $240 tablet to good use. Panel 2 is a shot of the tablet screen with infinite painter and balatro side by side. Panel 3 is me on the bed again thinking "maybe next year. Ooh, one more heart and I can get a flush!"
Me: Awesome! What did you win? Rob: A CD and poster from Eleven! Me: Eleven? Rob: Haha, ya not the greatest...
Panel 1 I'm reading on my bed. The phone rings. It's for me. It's Rob.