John Kleckner

@hejibits.com

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comic friend (he/they) 🏷️ #comic #animation #art 🔗 hejibits.carrd.co

Edited comic panel of Ditto chugging hot sauce, but their face is turning red. I glance semi-concernedly at my companion's self-inflicted predicament
Pokémon Pokopia video capture of me playing hide & seek, where I place a Ditto Doll, camouflage into it, then scoot to the finish line undetected
Cursed Reddit-style comic for April Fools 2013. "(C) hejibits 2013" is pasted on every panel. hejbiist #139 le me, just herping xD DERPIBITS, here is your workload for le semester. le i expect u to spend all of your le free time polishing) 13 your work. PROBLEM??? *le teachers* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- le sorry guise, i have so much homework that i wont be able to update my le webcomic on a regular basis *le over 9000 xD hejibits readers LATER le wow! le these le rage comics on le internet are.......... *le me, just derpin around on the interne NOT BAD ......AND le can be made so le quickly! le this le is le epic le win le le le MOTHER OF GOD www.hejibits.com True Story le
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Pokopia, Trainer Ditto and my self-insert are resting on a wooden bench in Withered Wasteland. I say, “Ahh, it’s good to be back”
Zoomed-in comic panel of a stack of One Piece volumes
Work-in-progress comic panel of trainer Ditto and I resting on a wooden bench in Pokemon Pokopia
Zoomed in screenshot of a drawing of trainer Ditto, with imperceivably soft outline corners
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Pokopia, Trainer Ditto and Professor Tangrowth are standing in Withered Wasteland. Professor Tangrowth raises a finger and says, “We’re going to need extra-specific habitats if we want to attract humans!” Panel 2: Ditto places a desk, gaming PC, gaming chair, a bag of jalapeño chips in the chair, and a stack of manga volumes, activating sparkles that indicate a successful habitat was formed. Professor Tangrowth observes from screen-right
Pokémon Violet video capture of me catching Magikarp the Unrivaled with a Master Ball
Pokémon Go screenshot of recently caught shiny & perfect IV Pokémon (Pikachu Visor Bulbasaur, 2 Pikachu Visor Charmanders, Pikachu Visor Squirtle, Team Mystic Hat Pikachu, Sandshre, Meowth, Galarian Farfetch'd, Gastly, Vaporeon, Mega Mewtwo Y, 9 Mewtwos, Marill, Unown L, Girafarig, Hisuian Sneasel, Hitmontop, Blaziken, Makuhita, Sableye, Mawile, Barboach, Whiscash, Bagon, Beldum, Palkia, Scraggy, Minccino, Litwick, Stunfisk, Deino, 2 Kyurems, Flabébé R, 2 Skrelp, Phantump, 3 Necrozma, Impidimp, 2 Zacian, Lechonk, and Tadbulb)
ClearSky screenshot of my 'Lists on' tab: "Member of 14 lists: [redacted username] Wrong About VR, AI, Crypto, SmartGlasses, GLP1, NFTs, or Bitcoin Probably wrong about other things too This list is not meant to insult anyone No claims are being made about the members of this list It is not meant to shame or abuse users Created by a script; I probably never looked at your profile, PLEASE don't take it personally"
Nintendo 3DS hShop screenshot of the download info page for the Ambassador Certificate
Photo of a black Tesla with a California vanity plate that reads "X AE 12". Their license plate frame is from Stanford University, which implies that the driver is otherwise educated.
Wikipedia screenshot reading "The use of the generation label came after the start of the 21st century as console technology started to mature, with the terminology applied retroactively to earlier consoles. However, no exact definition and delineation of console generations was consistently developed in the industry or academic literature since that point. Some schemes have been based on direct market data (including a seminal work published in an IEEE journal in 2002),[29] while others are based on technology shifts. The online encyclopedia Wikipedia has been noted for creating its own version of console generation definitions that differ from some academic sources; the definitions from Wikipedia have been adopted by other sources but without having any true rationale behind them.[27] The discrepancies between how consoles are grouped into generations and how these generations are named have caused confusion when trying to compare shifts in the video game marketplace compared to other consumer markets.[27]"
Monochrome illustration of my self-insert character leaning back at a desk while operating a desktop PC. My hand is covering my eyes with a tiny sliver that I'm peeking through with one eye.
Edited Arrested Development meme of Lindsay and Tobias talking: Lindsay: "WELL DID IT WORK FOR us the last 12 times" Tobias: "NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, SOMEHOW DELUDE ourSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT...BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US the 13th time"
Gmail screenshot from Steam with the subject "You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Machine 2TB with Controller"
Panel 1: Tails and Sonic are standing in a nondescript environment. Tails is pumping his fists as Sonic holds up a Chaos Emerald, exclaiming “ALRIGHT, WE FINALLY FOUND A CHAOS EMERALD!” Panel 2: In a much wider shot, simplified versions of Sonic and Tails are standing in the same pose
Cropped screenshot of Rad Mobile, with a Sonic ornament dangling from a car's rearview mirror
Bluesky search screenshot for "siamese from:oliviawhen.com", returning a post from Olivia When saying "It can feel overwhelming when you have big set of images, or you're doing dailies etc, but you do it once and you have it forever. You can use it later for product descriptions etc. Ok thanks for reading!" with an attached photo of a siamese cat wearing a nice necktie
Edited panel from Hejibits #216, which normally has an elderly me holding my face in terror, but has been edited to be holding my face in pleased embarrassment
Kirby Air Riders gameplay capture of me as Meta Knight activating my Special, and then slashing a player who is stuck in a corner 8 times, destroying their machine
Nintendo Direct bingo card, partially filled out Row 1: - a disproportionate amount of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - the Fire Emblem: GotHW remake that's apparently been done for like 3 years - deltarune tomorrow - a November release date for any game - that OOT remake Row 2: - overdue NS2 editions ($0-$5) - overdue NS2 editions ($20 feat. DLC) - overdue 3rd party ports - a second $80 game - an amiibo that costs more than the game it's for Row 3: - some Nintendo bullshit (positive) - some Nintendo bullshit (negative) - discourse (free space) - Camelot is still trapped in the Mario sports mines - Miyamoto shows up to run the clock Row 4: - another remake nobody was asking for but it's kinda cool that it's there - a franchise revival but in a different genre - something to do in Mario Kart World - an NSO GameCube shadow drop - GameChat mentioned Row 5: - remember how the Switch 1 had Bluetooth functionality that they just randomly enabled after 4 years? what if the Switch 2 could do StreetPass, like just pop off a Joy-Con and bring it with you - Wario Land... blease - Super Mario Maker 3 (and the "3" in the title art is 3D because it has a Super Mario 64 editor) - whatever Next Level Games is working on - does anybody else think about how we'll only see like 5 more 3D Mario games in our lifetime (no 3D Mario)
DK Bananza screenshot of DK & Pauline in Mario & Luigi outfits
Pokopia screenshot of the player swimming
Nintendo Direct bingo card. Row 1: - a disproportionate amount of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - the Fire Emblem: GotHW remake that's apparently been done for like 3 years - deltarune tomorrow - a November release date for any game - that OOT remake Row 2: - overdue NS2 editions ($0-$5) - overdue NS2 editions ($20 feat. DLC) - overdue 3rd party ports - a second $80 game - an amiibo that costs more than the game it's for Row 3: - some Nintendo bullshit (positive) - some Nintendo bullshit (negative) - discourse (free space) - Camelot is still trapped in the Mario sports mines - Miyamoto shows up to run the clock Row 4: - another remake nobody was asking for but it's kinda cool that it's there - a franchise revival but in a different genre - something to do in Mario Kart World - an NSO GameCube shadow drop - GameChat mentioned Row 5: - remember how the Switch 1 had Bluetooth functionality that they just randomly enabled after 4 years? what if the Switch 2 could do StreetPass, like just pop off a Joy-Con and bring it with you - Wario Land... blease - Super Mario Maker 3 (and the "3" in the title art is 3D because it has a Super Mario 64 editor) - whatever Next Level Games is working on - does anybody else think about how we'll only see like 5 more 3D Mario games in our lifetime (no 3D Mario)
Screenshot of the Persona 5 Teaser on YouTube, with a screen that says "You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
Tweet from Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley): Never stop dreaming. #SummerGameFest began in a spare bedroom in 2020. Today, we're at @DolbyTheatre for our biggest show yet, alongside thousands of fans. Thank you for joining us on this journey over the past seven years. We're just getting started.
the baby from Dinosaurs in a high chair
photo of a hammer smashing a mirror
Wolvering looking at photo meme, where the photo is a white square with the text "playstation games on PC"
First person view of the ending of Super Mario 64, where Mario is running towards Peach in front of the castle
California license plate that reads "AI FEAR"
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney screenshot of Phoenix saying "The murder weapon wasn't a clock. It was this statue!" with the statue edited to be a pewter Whomp from Super Mario 64
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by suppermariobroth, with a photo and caption reading: "Extremely detailed high-quality 3D scan of an officially licensed 1996 Whomp pewter metal figurine from Japan."
Screenshot of a Reddit comment explaining how to pronounce Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days from user ryacoff, 14 years ago: "It's important to know how you're supposed to read the title. It should be read "Three hundred fifty-eight days over two""
WarioWare screenshot of Wario facing right as a hotdog car approaches
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch screenshot of me looking at 5 carts full of detached sinks and urinals
Key art of Fox McCloud, Link, some Pikmin, an Animal Crossing Villager & Isabelle, Karate Joe, an Inkling, and Mario
Screenshot of a Twitter community note: "Readers added context This is engagement bait, which is not allowed on X."
Bluesky post of Jon Cartwright (@jon.gvg.io) saying "Cowardly" with attached photos of Lylat Wars for N64 and Star Fox 64 3D for 3DS, and a reply from John Kleckner (@hejibits.com) saying "They should simply bridge the localization gap and call it Star Wars"
A video game backlog organized in Google Sheets by Length, Title, Platform, and Notes/Digest
Screenshot from Star Fox (2026) of Peppy and Falco working on the Great Fox. Falco has bird legs
guy wearing a poorly photoshopped shirt with text that reads "I wanted mega scizor Y and all I got was thousands of haters on twitter"
"Crunchwrap Supreme" written in white text against a red background, in the style of the 'Supreme' logo
Screenshot of MyAnimeList's carousel for Spring 2026 Anime, featuring the romanized Japanese titles for Witch Hat Atelier, Re: Zero Season 4, Classroom of the Elite 4th Season: Second Year First Semester, and That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Season 4
Screenshot of an Instagram post by Joe Manganiello, who plays Crocodile in the One Piece live action series. The post contains a landscape photo of pyramids in the desert, with a translucent visage of Chopper hanging in the sky
DK with bedroom eyes
tiny ganondorf