Helen, a handbasket

@helemnop.bsky.social

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Podcaster. Poet. Parent. pUX pResearcher.

Photo of a mostly empty Taco Bell dining room with 8 or 9 cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast sitting abandoned on various tables and two matching backpacks sitting alone on the floor
Screenshot of a Word A Day email that says “A.Word.A.Day with Anu Garg chorizont PRONUNCIATION: (KOR-i-zont) MEANING: noun: One who disputes the authorship of a work. ETYMOLOGY: From Greek khorizo (to separate). Earliest documented use: 1868. Jun 12, 2026”
A graphic table noted to be from the National Weather Service classifying hazard levels and impacts of different ice amounts ICE STORM DANGER: HAZARD SCALE Ice Thickness Classification Common Impacts Trace to 0.10" Nuisene Disruptie Slick roads, dangerous break; driving/walking. 0.50" (1/2 (1/4 inch) Crippling Stimall branches break; isolwer outages. Witeespaied power outages. Large branches snap. 500+ Ibs extra weight on utilities 1.000+ (1 inch) Catarooptic Entire trees collape. Massive grid failure. Entire collape. Outages last
Low angle shot of a white door on which is displayed a canvas that says, in exaggerated, hard-to-read script, “wash your hands”
Poster/box image for the anime Ouran High School Host Club, except it’s “Zohran High School Host Club,” and Zohran Mamdani’s face is lovingly superimposed on all of the characters’ heads
A close-up photo of the menu description for an item called “mahi wulfe”
Screenshot of a post in the r/OneOrangeBraincell subreddit showing an image of a large, fluffy orange cat with the title “Is this guy fat or just orange”
A photograph of a large, shadowy cloud in the vague shape of a Godzilla-like monster with crudely drawn eyes and roaring open mouth
A manicure that features the McDonald’s logo, a battery charging icon, a cartoon butt twerking, a hot Dorito-style chip, and the word “lie” in cursive, on a background of the bi flag colors (blue, purple, and pink)
A thin white sweatshirt featuring a drawing of a grey-style alien smoking a cigarette above the words “BUT IS IT ART?”
Photograph of a television screen with the display reading “Actor,” below which it says “Liza Minelli - Arthur (1981), Joel Grey - The Player (1992), and Michael York - Austin Powers (1997)
A headshot-style image of Joey Lawrence looking smooth and shiny at a convention in 2024, taken from his Wikipedia entry
Screenshot of a text message above a shared screenshot of a social media post from DEA Atlanta. The text message reads: “Just a heads up. They deported a neighbor today. Not sure who all they took. Elam sometimes plays with the kids though. Maybe don't mention it to him.” The post from DEA Atlanta reads: “DEA Atlanta participated in an operation supporting @TheJusticeDepartment & @DHSgov and other federal law enforcement partners with their #immigration enforcement efforts today in Cartersville, Georgia. @DEAHQ”
Screenshot of TikTok with a notice reading "Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!"
Cropped screenshot of a Poshmark listing for “ModCloth Velvet Leggings” with a highlighted description that reads “velvet paisley print leggings. never worn”
A textured box lid with a gold “Dior” logo with the “r” changed to a “g”
Screenshot of a black T-shirt with white text that reads, simply “liugi”
Screenshot of a T-shirt showing Luigi Mangione inside a love heart, along with the words “But Daddy I Love Him,” all in pink ink Beneath the shirt is the description, which reads, “However, Dad, I Have Feelings for Him - Luigi Mangione T-Shirt”
Screenshot of a T-shirt with an image, all in pink, of topless Luigi Mangione, surrounded by love hearts and the words “i can….. Fix Him”
Screenshot of T-shirt featuring a black-and-white image of Luigi Mangione with red lipstick kisses superimposed over it and the words “FREE HIM” underneath
A rendering of Luigi Mangione with a halo, wearing a cross, and presenting his shining red heart with his hands
A screenshot of the overview for Inaccessible Island in Google Maps, showing a couple snippets of user reviews, with a circled section toward the bottom that says “People often mention: soup, penguins, experience, lie, internet, disabled”
A screenshot from Google Maps for a location called Brown Bluff showing part of one user review that reads “Parking here is free and must be praised by 5 stars.”
Steward/hottie who dropped the keys at the locked gate Jack and Rose were stuck behind in Titanic runs panicked up the stairs
The poster image for Cabaret (1972)
A Duolingo screenshot that says, in both Spanish and English, “Pedro, I don’t love you.”
Nail art depicting a red brick wall, concrete ground with fall leaves on it, and a white plastic bag — meant to be the dancing plastic bag scene from American Beauty
A manicured hand with pink on the tips of the nails and a red heart on one finger
Screenshot of Britannicus in I, Claudius giving his little Britannicus speech
Close up of a hand holding an enamel pin of mocking SpongeBob with the meme caption “iM gOInG To StoP BUyInG usEleSS ShIt OfF wISh”
Screenshot of a DM conversation where the sender says “if you are dressing up as slutty anything today, pics please” and the recipient replies “And if you happen to see Spider-Man, pics please” followed by a selfie of her dressed as J. Jonah Jameson.
White hands with purple matte nails and spooky white Halloween stamps on the ring fingers
Screenshot from Duolingo featuring the phrase “My turtle, Raphael, is a police officer.”
Reddit screenshot that says “help me find this ridiculous giant teddy bear with a tiny face” with a picture of a giant teddy bear with tiny eyes, nose, and mouth in the middle of its massive head, displayed in a crane machine at an arcade
Screenshot of @99_tattoos Instagram post: two tattoo illustrations, in American traditional style — one is a butterfly with the head of Garfield the cartoon cat, and one is a thorny rose with Garfield’s head in place of the blossom
Screenshot from the Clue app noting “Your period may start tomorrow”
A tiny spider walks across the surface of a white desk.
A bespectacled white woman pouts at the camera — not like sexy pouting, but like obstinate-child pouting
A picture of James Cromwell looking at Babe the pig in the movie Babe, sandwiched by outgoing text messages that say “The Kim Basinger of Babe, as I always say” and “Lookit that hottie.” There is no reply.
A puzzled black bear looks at the camera as, in its mouth, a baby calmly dangles by the overall straps. Text below reads “bear has a human baby.”
Wikipedia entry for the SV Governor Parr ghost ship with highlighting emphasizing the terms “mizzen and spanker” in the sentence “…was abandoned by her crew after she lost her mizzen and spanker in a storm…”
Screenshot from the iOS Notes app — the note reads simply, “Oh, we were all fuckin at the Olive Garden.”
Small, black old-man dog wearing a bespoke shirt with a sexy bikini bod printed on it
A distinguished gentleman of a toy poodle mix wearing a mesh shirt with a screen print of a traditionally hot bikini bod on it
Hilary Swank in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, holding up one hand and saying, “Get out of my facial”
A screen cap of the text “my brothers” being typed, with a suggestion bubble from autocorrect suggesting “brothers” should actually be “brithers.”
Two handsome ginger cats — one a bright orange, the other dilute — look up at you lovingly from their shared perch on top of the closed toilet seat lid.
A block of 9 photographs, 3 of which show a small black dog, while the rest show different spools of colorful thread