Helen Robertson

@helendestroy.bsky.social

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Witch, bitch, and full-time disaster. Trans, genderqueer, bisexual, dyke poet. Member of the poetry collective VII www.helen-robertson.com

A voice expressing dismay while scrolling through hundreds of not thousands of unorganized individual music files.
A white tote bag with a daikon illustration that says "get your daikon"
A fuzzy picture of a bald tattooed white woman wearing black lipstick, eyeglass, and eye makeup. Her hoodie is pulled up over her head and she has an open leather trenchcoat on over that. She looks mildly bored.
A white woman in a red witch hat wearing a pear collar, red car eye glasses, red rope around her waist, and a black dress
A Zorhan Mandani style sign (blue background with yellow text and an orange drop shadow) saying "PETS AND SCRITCHES FOR ALL GOOD GIRLS"
A white woman in a yellow sweater with black and yellow collar and wearing a yellow pup mask.
A bald tattooed woman wearing black and white workout pants and a sports bra flexing. There is a red and blue protein shaker with a sticker and the bottom left of the photo. The shadows cast by the lighting give the barest illusion of slight abs.
Bald tattooed white woman sitting in a gym. She's wearing black and white patterned pants and a T-shirt that says "Arthur Hill Swim Team". She flexes her pecs, smiles, and then turns off the phone selfie recorder.
A table of contents of a poetry journal. Helen Robertson is listed under a section labeled {THE HEART} with two untitled poems.
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A bald tattoo white woman sitting in a chair in a lawn. She is wearing a leather skirt, a leather half cuff, a spiked leather armlet, a spiked leather bracelet, a leather collar with o-rings, a red leather harness, a denim vest, and is holding a feder with the pommel up between her legs and has a fencing mask under on her left arm on top of her thigh.
A topless bald tattooed white woman visible from the knees up flexing her arms and her chest. Black circles saying "NOPE" have been edited over her breasts.
White bald lady with many tattoos flexing her biceps. Her right arm is down towards her hips and her left is at a right angle away from her shoulders. She is wearing a black sports bra with a lit up phone in it and pink basketball shorts with a pattern of a white haired tiefling on it.
A page of a chapbook contain the following poem by Helen Robertson A Fantasy of Throwing a Brick Through a Window of the United States Embassy I will tie a bow around it, Your gift. A single red brick, Built to withstand fire — The only lesson you taught. A volume of meaning Compressed into singularity, It will leave my hand as a bird And enter your house as a thought. I will tie a bow around it In all the colours of those you hate.
A white tattooed bald woman wearing a black sports bra and patterned black and while workout pants is flexing her right arm. Something about the photo makes her bicep look as big as her head.
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A white woman with a shaved head, many tattoos, a leather half arm cuff, red cats eye glasses, muskrat jawbone earrings, red lipstick, and a chain collar sitting in a cafe with her back to a set of windows overlooking a courtyard.
A fresh baked loaf of sourdough cut in half showing off the crumb on top of a cutting board on top of a messy countertop.
A bald tattooed woman wearing an animal print skirt flexing her biceps and shoulders shot from below.
A woman wearing pearls wearing a yellow bathrobe and a yellow witch hat. Her eyebrow is cocked in an attempt at being coquettish.
A woman wearing a fuzzy black white and pink vest, a yellow witch hat, guillotine earrings and a black collar o-ring collar with yellow accents. She is giving a slight closed lip smile.
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A woman in aggressively pointed, red, cat's eye glasses dressed in earth tones. Her witch's hat casts a strong shadow across the top left of her face. Her lips painted a bright red are turned upward into a half smirk. Her pearl necklace, clavicle and sternum tattoos, and front of her off the shoulder dress are visible through the opening of her cardigan.
Bald smiling woman with many tattoos wearing a green off the shoulder dress
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Side view of a round boule of sourdough bread sitting on a cooling rack.
A box opening on the left hand side to reveal a guidebook for the Ask the Witch tarot deck.
A loaf of sourdough bread baked in a bread tin with an airy crumb as well as a slice of said loaf on a green cutting board.
A palm with each finger extended. Just below the crease of each knuckle is a red mark indicating early callus development.
A bald, tattooed woman dipping bourbon balls in chocolate.
A tray of bourbon balls at various stages of setting.
A baking sheet lined with wax paper with unfinished bourbon balls. Balls of sugar butter each with three pecans pressed into the sides.
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A snake tattoo on a forearm with the head at the wrist and the tail under a medical Cotten pad at the inside of the elbow.
A snake tattoo on the inner left forearm with a gradient of black at the tail to white at the head