Helen Gaskell

@helengaskell.bsky.social

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Witch made out of twigs. I collect stories. Currently writing the GOV.UK Service Manual 9 to 5 for cash-money. Literary rep: The Soho Agency

Purple haired woman with small blonde child, both smiling like they know that smelly Uncle James is about to suffer a short sharp shock
The official poster for IKYBITPDAYC, as drawn by my daughter last year
Photo of a page of The Bookseller magazine. Helen Gaskell - The Regency Switch. HQ Digital, £9.99, 26th February. Manchester-based Gaskell's time-switch romance sees Etta Moore swap the 21st century for the Regency and Miss Henrietta Bainbridge aka 'Mad Hetty' leave behind servants for a crash course in new technology.
The scammer claims in their messages that they simply received an email and passed it on (I checked, and this was obviously a lie). These are multiple messages claiming no responsibility and promising to help Rosie etc etc etc and saying God will bless me
A message from me, Helen Gaskell, to a Facebook account called "God Says". It reads: You are disgusting. You are using the terminal illness of my four year old niece to scam money off real people. My niece Rosie is in hospital right this minute suffering and dying, and you are trying to profit from that death and suffering. You are an awful, awful person. If you decide to try and redeem yourself in the eyes of God and the universe, you can delete your posts and send the money you have raised under false pretences to her family.
AI overview provided by Google's Gemini LLM. It says: Here are some tricks for calculating percentages. Find 1%: divide the binder by 100. Find 5%: divide the number by 100, then halve the result. Find 25%: divide the number by 100, then divide by 4. Find 50%: divide the number by 100, then divide by 2.
Family photo where we're all wearing Pokémon Christmas jumpers and bad 90s makeup and pulling faces
A framed copy of local newspaper the Louth Leader. The headline is "Dog sex man jailed".