@helepolis.bsky.social

@helepolis.bsky.social

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Part-time hater, full time cringe.

Nick @Nickiquote@mstd... Amazing that one arsehole bloke has managed to make every single normal person's life measurably worse, all around the world. The Great Men theory of history is wrong, but the Massive Cunts theory of history is holding up pretty well. #Trump
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident NSFW Religion /r/Jokes • 4h • vpetrychuk When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are paedophile, there's no point waiting here. Just fuck off straight to hell!" Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!"
u/becomingelle Stephen Miller got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength to strangle prostitutes.
Godzilla-like monster rampaging through a city in flames, with crowds of people running from it in terror. One man points to the monster as he too tries to escape, shouting, "Quick! somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly-worded letter!"
A tweet (sorry) featuring a picture of a huge skillet containing approx 30-40 fried eggs, captioned Good Morning #America
From @alanferrier on Mastodon. This is a picture of Darth Vader pointing at Princess Leia, saying "Have you said thank you, even once?"
Email from Barclays Bank. In big text it states, "we are sorry about this weekend's issues"
Blackrock and Amazon are now hiring for personal protection officers for their CEOS (can't imagine why). You get 80k, a gun, and access to the CEO in question.
Screenshot of "Harbour Attack," a 16-bit from perhaps the mid-1980s. It shows a submarine negotiating various anti-sub nets and sea mines. Pixelly AF.
RFK Jr peeking from behind a tree. The caption is "I heard something about eating pets?"
Captain America giving Bone Spurs a solid right hook. Don the Con is wearing his trademark orange foundation and stacked heels, as well as an armband which says '45.' Underneath the image is the word 'VOTE.'
Meme of overturned, burning car on off-ramp. The overhead signpost presents a choice of ‘Doing what i need to do’ and ‘Doing what i want to do.’ The burning car is captioned, ‘Me, somehow doing neither.’