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Xanthor @xanthordragon.bsky.social 18+ dragon/furry artist | 33 | Male | Love drawing vore, size-dif, feral and many more things. Check out my discord server for tons of emotes and stickers. https://discord.gg/AyuVMzedbV
UnkleDrox @dergun.bsky.social 🔞⚠VORE⚠🔞 I'm ♿because I eat🍍 on 🍕 https://t.me/DergyVore http://patreon.com/Dergy https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dark-ratchet/
Johnny JellyJaw The Gooner Goo @thegoonergoo.bsky.social 🔞Gooner-Gamer-VA-Streamer ✨: https://subscribestar.adult/thegoonergoo 🅿️: http://patreon.com/JohnnyJellyjaw 🪪: https://thegoonergoo.carrd.co/ https://twistedbeastpoppers.com/THEGOONERGOO Use Promo Code THEGOONERGOO for 20% off
tozu 🔞 @tozeos.bsky.social 28yo / he/him / 🔞 NSFW / Undies addicted / 🇧🇷 Furry pixel artist / Mastering in Linguistics / Pfp: @riversausage.bsky.social bg: @ceromity.bsky.social Commissions info @ https://tozeos.carrd.co/ - #pixelart
Bones @kyoju.bsky.social 🇸🇻🇲🇽 | 29| 🏳️‍🌈 | Twitch Partner | Artist |18+| Lifter 💪🏻 | Scalie enjoyer | A 🧀 and 🐉 | Model by: @zeronid.bsky.social Art tg: https://t.me/BonesSergal Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/boneszsergal Comm Status: https://trello.com/b/uZKWHqNH/commissions
Brae! 🔞 @brae.gay Heyo, i'm Braeburned ! Furry porn artist since 2012. NSFW, obviously. 32, he/him! Icon by @twist.dog Also known as @braeburned https://linktr.ee/braeburned Fursuit pics: #ollialpaca
NovaButt @kokorodoll.bsky.social 32 // Furry Artist // NSFW🔞 (18+ ONLY) // ACAB // BLM // Hyper art will be posted here! PFP by @b00rad.bsky.social FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kokoro-doll Telegram Art Channel: https://t.me/nova_art_atelier
Nebelfleck ( comms closed ) @nebelviper.bsky.social ⭐Anthro, monster and robot artist! ⭐ ⭐NEBEL, ( she/her ), 30s, Pan 🔞Art is often very NSFW, so ONLY 18+ please! Any minors DNI with my content, and will be blocked!🔞 🚫🚫NO AI🚫🚫 WORK DAYS: Mon-Fri
Burlybucks Cafe (INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING LIVE) @burlybuckscafe.bsky.social Welcome to Burlybucks Cafe – A Cozy Den for Caffeinated Critters and Legendary Company! Store: burlybucks.cafe Telegram Channel: https://t.me/BurlybucksCafe
Alto 🐭💜💙🔞 @altosart.bsky.social 26 - They/Them - aroace I'm Alto! I'm a small purple chinchilla-mouse thing who draws size difference art and endo vore. Also makes Bite Sized 18+ ONLY https://www.furaffinity.net/user/altosart/
HeyFizzyJay @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social 38 He/They | I DRAW NSFW | 18+ content flagged appropriately https://heyfizzyjay.carrd.co/ Commission website: https://artistree.io/heyfizzyjay Gallery: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/foxzombiej DMs are open, but no 'Hi' DM's please
🦇 Tavvron 🔜 MFF2026 @tavvron.bsky.social || He/Him || Demon Bat on the internet || Suggestive/NSFW ahead || No minors 🔞 || DMs open PFP: @zinthings.bsky.social Banner: @xhocks.bsky.social
Pache Riggs 🔞 @pacheriggs.bsky.social Digital artist, full time raccoon! +18 Only! my twitter: https://twitter.com/PacheRiggsNSFW FA: furaffinity.net/user/riggsfur/
Root 🔞 @shinktanoro.bsky.social 35 Year Old Writer and sometimes Artist. Occasional niche/nsfw content ahead. 🔞 18+ Only.
Fenrisulfr @bluefenrisulfr.bsky.social The Original Big Blue Wolf! Game dev, gamer, & artist who eats people. Big on NSFW stuff, so no minors! 📣 https://www.patreon.com/ModernMythIndustries Join us in our Adult Video Game Development journey here!
Azdor @azdor.bsky.social Your neighbourhoods grumpy Dragon Gay stuff, Vore, Masked men ahead 25 🇩🇪
GIOARTZ 🐺🔞 @gioartzzzofficial.bsky.social 25 NSFW artwork 🔞 Hispanic - 2D Animator / comic creator Twitter/X: gioartzofficial
Señor Tam @tambangwoof.bsky.social I draw furry art and make people smile | Open to working with FVNs | Might be stinky | NO MINORS 🔞 🍑 Twitter: https://x.com/Tambangwoof
naelstrof @naelstrof.bsky.social he/him, 31, open source game developer Want to use my models? Find them here! https://smutba.se/user/245614/ Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍⚧
🧡Tom & Pop ❤️ @tomandpop.bsky.social 🔥x🪶 🎨 A shared creative space, by Fpop and LonelyChar 🔞 Shhh naughties ahead - All characters are either 18+ or depicted as so
Chase (Professional Typhlosion Enjoyer) @ott.mom Hi, you can call me Mom 28/He,Him,Any/Gay Bottom Bitch addicted to typhlosions nsfw |no minors please DMs welcome! Telegram is @ChaseTheOtter #BLM|Michigander https://ko-fi.com/chasetheotter furaffinity.net/user/chasethequilava
XyderAD(commission open) @redyx.bsky.social Male/He/Him //29// Furry digital artist// 2D/3D animator //furry🔞NSFW Banner model by : https://bsky.app/profile/reptilligator.com
Katauni (Ghost_Forger) @katauni.bsky.social They call me Kata "The Katman" Katboi!~ Artist, Writer, Commissioner, Full-time Imp Creature! THIS IS A 18+ ACCOUNT, NO MINORS!!! Check out my FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ghostforger/
Taw - Play Tailraise! @a-bat.com 🔹 Professional Fruit Bat (he/him) 🔹 Twitch Partner / Indie Game Dev 🔹 Occasionally spicy 🔞 🔹 Making a NSFW game: https://tailraise.com 🔹 Support development: https://patreon.com/Tailraise
🌊Atrophene🪐 @atrophene.bsky.social |🌈Delicate Degenerate☠| Artist | Bastard |🔞| https://linktr.ee/Atrophene links to gallery, Patreon, Commission form. Tags I use for more extreme posts: #vore #hyper #fatalvore #disposal
Delta Epsilon @dookdookdraw.bsky.social Furry artist and silly weasel! Some content will be NSFW. If you want more info or more art, check out my personal website at https://bit.ly/dookdookdraw I have art-only feeds! See the feeds tab on my profile.
🌿Oaks 🌿 - commissions closed @oakfury.bsky.social I love drawing animals! 100% human-crafted artwork, made in Oslo 🇳🇴 Media used is graphite, acrylics, or oils, unless otherwise specified. NB: mature themes 🔞🍸🌿🍻 Commissions temporarily closed.
Blau @caronte.cafe ENG/ESP • NSFW Art (no minors) • he/him/they • i draw the beef and give them nice underwear 💪 🩲
voviat @voviat.bsky.social 🔸🔞NSFW Furry Artist / 18+ 🔸Patreon: https://patreon.com/voviat 🔸Telegram channel: https://t.me/+52SLsiwsJUNiNzJh 🔸Commissions: https://voviat.carrd.co i draw gay shit!!!
Negy @negy.bsky.social Furry artist. He/him. NSFW content here. 🐾PATREON www.patreon.com/negg 🔞 🐾FA https://www.furaffinity.net/user/negger 🔞 🐾TELEGRAM CHANNEL https://t.me/negyart 🔞 🐾ITAKU https://itaku.ee/profile/negy 🔞
Oreo Direwolf @jettthedirewolf.bsky.social Direwolf | Vore Artist | Belly filler | Role Play | He/Him | 18+ No Miners
orf 🔞 @orforf.bsky.social Art Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xpvnnafe4q6f4yet2ts6miuv/feed/aaaphyfmvd6eq The Hookup: https://bsky.app/profile/orforf.bsky.social/feed/aaacjna5rppf2 🦝🔞✨A cartoon raccoon who draws (adult) stuff! www.patreon.com/orf_nite linktr.ee/orforf
Nyhgault @nyhgault.bsky.social 35 | Fantasy, Furry & TF artist | Dijon, France. I also design boardgames and I have a PhD in chemistry. Occasional NSFW uploads 🔞 https://www.nyhgault.com Commissions info: https://trello.com/b/vVDeKrce/nyhgault Shop: https://ko-fi.com/nyhgault
Hoobie Wah! @thegoodbyed.bsky.social Huey here! Furry Artist 🥔 Gundam/Mecha Nerd 🤖 Food Addict 🍞 🎨 COLOR MY LIFE! 🎨 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thefarewelled/
Graveyard on legs @lizardtoby.bsky.social
Keys Tail 🔞 (Bro mode) (coms closed) @keysden.bsky.social The same gay opossum you know, but on a diffrent website this time! 🔞 Artist | POC | 23 | poly [Check feeds for gallery] https://twitter.com/Keys_den
Daxhush @daxhush.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 28. Male/He, Pan, furry dad specialist. - I don't RP - http://patreon.com/daxhush - Comms OPEN! Read pinned for details. pfp by @juicefruit.bsky.social!
Cres @crescentgulps.bsky.social 🔞 - 26 - He/Him - Local VR Hyena CW: Vore, FatFur, N' More! 💖 @alekdots.bsky.social 🤍
SpicyDee (🔞) @spicydee.bsky.social I'm ISAAC and I'm 23 and I'm gonna be drawing FURRY PORN HERE!!! Commissions are currently very selective He/they
Luvam (some kind of freak lizard) @luvamisguilty.bsky.social 22 || i draw gay furry NSFW and vore, so watch out! || Hope you're having a nice day! https://subscribestar.adult/luvamisguilty https://discord.gg/dqPRgyuDvZ -- my server :D https://linktr.ee/luvamisguilty
Khayen the Horn-y Leader @khayenarts.bsky.social Furry Artist / Bull 🐂 / SPA-ENG⭕/🔞MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED🔞 / NO RP / Argentiniano 🇦🇷 / Telegram channel: https://t.me/+ThBEtDwXXGMioSFe Check my Carrd https://khayenarts.carrd.co/
ᴀʀʟᴏ 🔞 @arloatdusk.bsky.social As above so below https://subscribestar.adult/arloatdusk
3 Kangaroos in a trench coat @cooperkanga.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/cooperkanga AGE IN BIO PLS Big Gay 🌈 - 🔞NSFW🔞 - 23 - dm friendly - I draw stuff - penis enjoyer - please don't use my art/characters - COMMS OPEN
@leafysnivy.bsky.social @leafysnivy.bsky.social
Rune Ironmaw @ruinousmaw.bsky.social Fatal vore and rampage alt for @runeironmane.bsky.social 👅🦶🏙️💥🔥💀 | Expect weird and messed up stuff ⚠️ | Wildly NSFW 🔞 | Check my posts tagged #furryart, #vore, #macro and #rampage for my commissions 🎨
Barry @meltedbadger.bsky.social Orange internet badger, he/him, 28, gay, from the UK, expect vore and more. Begone minors. Double taken. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/grasseater98/
juiceps @juiceps.art 🔞 Anthro artist, Twitch partner ⭐ twitch.tv/juiceps 🖌️ patreon.com/juiceps 🎨 juiceps.art ✂️ kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social
Ventes @ventesnsfw.bsky.social ✨comms closed for now!✨ 18+ only!🔞 wooow check out all the stuff I made https://www.redbubble.com/people/VentesNSFW/shop?asc=u patreon.com/ventes
AllIHearIsMeep @allihearismeep.bsky.social Extremely varied kinks, proceed with caution, 20 yrs, he/him All my characters are 18+. There are no exceptions. Owner of andromedaproot.bsky.social
Pand growls @grrpand.bsky.social 🔞NSFW ✨CW: Vore, Macro and other horny things | Main: @louftr.bsky.social louftr.carrd.co #vore
Zean Lain @zeanlain.bsky.social BIRB 🦅🪶 || 24 || Does Vore 🖌️🎨 || NSFW 🔞 || single (looking) Commissions : - My Carrd : https://zeanlain.carrd.co/ Support me through here http://ko-fi.com/zeanlain
Galrock @galrock.bsky.social 18+ swiss nsfw furry 2D and 3D artist and animator. No AI no Minors, otherwise enjoy the content ^^ Commissions: --> https://forms.gle/18J77ctMTG7KEjbk7 Daily specials: --> https://forms.gle/GV12HoakxCxApdpt9 pfp by @dumbandgreen.bsky.social
Lord Zekraeus (Zek) @zekrenard.bsky.social 26, he/him | SFW but 18+, minors DNI | Semi-casual 2D Sonic speedrunner, enjoys drawing dragons and men with helmets, does spritework for mods of Dr. Robotnik’s Ring Racers my discord server: https://discord.com/invite/nXn6Vd5YZk
🔞Litho Wuz Heer 🔞 @stormsparkad.bsky.social 🔞NSFW🔞|| 29 He/Him || Bisexual || Serial Commissioner || Voice Actor/Streamer || Clinical Dumbass & Monado Connoisseur || PFP: @brae.gay
Mango the 🦇 @mangothebat.bsky.social Just a vorny bat that loves Pokémon. 31. Minors do NOT interact.
Team Horizon @teamhorizon.bsky.social Welcome to Team Horizon’s Guild! This is an 18+ Account. Content will consist of Vore, Paws/Feet, and Micro/Macro. DMs Open! Main: @Alderheart.bsky.social FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/teamhorizon
Jarlium @jarlium.bsky.social Drawing high-quality furry butts in pants. Often forgets the pants. Coms open https://www.patreon.com/Jarlium
Nick 🔞 @nick7005.gay Internet hyena draws gay furries (+18) he/they 🇧🇷 Patreon : patreon.com/nick7005 Substar : subscribestar.adult/nick7005 all my other links: nick7005.gay
Uobih @uobih.bsky.social French artist , Making art, vibin’, pretending deadlines don’t exist and Ice cream lover ! https://beacons.page/uobih
LaPatte @lapatte.bsky.social Icon by: @bluekomadori.bsky.social Banner by my love: 💗 @thesecretcave.bsky.social 💗 🔞Artist (not taking commissions!) Patreon: http://patreon.com/LaPatte
Argyled @argyled.art Hi! I make 18+ furry artwork
TonkotsuSpicyNoodle @tonkoadoggo.bsky.social 🔞🔞🔞NSFW AREA🔞🔞🔞 A kind of small new artist who is looking to grow and be more involved in the community! Hit me up my dm's are open nwn Digital artist. 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 He/They/Them lvl. 24 Open Dm (TG in AllMyLinks) Taken~ 💙💛
Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social I'm a warrior wolf looking for feasts and fights!
Ravi @ravizebby.bsky.social 🔞NSFW Artist//FR//25// Pokemon enthusiast// Zappy Zebra 🦓⚡Single ⚡ patreon.com/Ravizebby⚡ PFP: @65rats.bsky.social Banner: @plive.bsky.social linktr.ee/ravinsfw
Lux @lostlumen.bsky.social The Gooey Monster Under your bed... Will Probably bite, but like, out of love! My Precious Mates are @Innocentdile.bsky.social and @Flintzell.bsky.social 💙 🔞|They/Them|25|ΘΔ|Non-Binary DM Friendly :3
Lilolbirbo @lilolbirbo.bsky.social A dog that draws weird stuff 🔞|22+|Discord:innocentdino | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/biglilbirbo
The Biggest Haunches @riece.bsky.social A big ole fella who doesn't mind putting on a few pounds more! Commission artist by trade. Do say hi! https://www.patreon.com/c/RiecesArts https://ko-fi.com/riecespieces if you feel like supportin' however ya wanna!
Crime Brûlée 🍆 @dragonballs.pics 30's | 🇭🇰🇺🇲 | He/They | Pan | 18+ Only | Bay Area, California Main Kinks: Hyper, Growth, Excessive Cum | 🚫 Vore and RP | Posts occasional IRL so please blacklist #NSFW_IRL or #IRL_NSFW to avoid SFW Account: @brulee.bsky.social
Zel 百 @zelhyaku.bsky.social 🔞🐍| beeg cobra | taken | no RP pfp by @fungiderg.bsky.social https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sibunakebos https://www.twitter.com/ZelHyaku
Habi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @habiyeru.bsky.social 2000 | They/He | Furry Artist | Game Dev | Fanfic Writer | 🌱 | 🇵🇭 Minors DNI | occasional NSFW https://linktr.ee/habiyeru
Drako @ltdrako.bsky.social 31, 🇨🇭, programmer, playing games, doodling and drawing all sorts of things in my free time, will raid fridges for 🍺 There will be adult themes! 18+ only Happily taken <3
Kol & Kollective ΘΔ @heartandkol.sheath.church NSFW 🔞 Dark kink writer| 29| plural | taken by many | ΘΔ| He/Puppy/Any pronouns | monster| story commissions are open! | support/use of AI = instant block FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/heartandkol/ Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/heartandkol
Anix @virinax.bsky.social Pfp: @patto.ca Banner: @meocondainhan.bsky.social 29 | 18+| mostly just here to retweet furry art
AlOCHIN @alochin.bsky.social #NSFW One (?) strange creature. Post some oc here( 🦈🐅🐆🐆🐅🐺🐺🐃🐎🐺🐉🐊)
Vadiant @vadiant.bsky.social Hi, I'm Vad! I like badgers, and also men. He/Him, Early 30's furry of vague and indeterminate origin. NSFW likely. 🔞 Check feeds for art of my sona and slice of life text! PFP: @RepoGhost.bsky.social 💍💞 @2dongz.bsky.social
Hongry Drem @ad.debokah.fr 🔞 Vorny account of @debokah.fr🔸Pred He/Him🔹Gay🔹30🔹Speak 🇫🇷(N) and 🇬🇧 🔜 EF30 ⏩ https://debokah.fr/
@friztwolfnsfw.bsky.social @friztwolfnsfw.bsky.social Furry artist, art lover comissions closed, Other social networks: Telegram : @FriztwolfNsfw Twitter : @FriztwolfNsfw Discord : froztwolf Telegram channel : https://t.me/FriztwolfGallery
CALIDRAGON🍙🌸 @calidragon217.bsky.social Bodybuilder/BigBellygainer loves food and boardshorts slight monster and tacobell addiction 🤣
Blue Pon @ponpuramu.bsky.social ⭐Hi hello. I draw fancy art for fancy people | Mostly NSFW🔞. Enjoy!⭐ Commissions: FILLED honeyplaybox.com?ref=Pon
Knotcake 🔜 MFF @knotcake.bsky.social Profile pic by @terrytease.bsky.social Gym dragon and bodybuilder
Remmy's Churnvats @raccoonpreysmelter.bsky.social NSFW. 37. Bat furry, fat, vorny, very into dick vore (Prey leaning) and other weird stuff. 18+ only, Male/Male. DMs are open.
RyanYeen @ryanyeenart.bsky.social 🔞 NSFW CONTENT WARNING 🔞 -Freelance Illustrator- | LVL 33 | He/Him | 🇧🇷 | PT-BR/EN | Pansexual https://artcomms.com/ryanyeenart
TAITANG TAI3 @taitangtai3.bsky.social NSFW 🔞 | kinky furry artist | rubber, latex, neoprene, spandex | BDSM | top switch | 🐰❤️🐶 https://linktr.ee/taitang
Jackalate @jackalate.bsky.social 21 / Vorny Jackal 🥴/ MDNI 🔞 Commissions Open !! FA: Jackalate Discord: jackalnay Eng/Esp/Sv
Helsing_Sharp 🔞 @therealbluartistry.bsky.social Artist I do commissions: https://helsingsharpcomms.carrd.co/ 23 year old lycanroc dork who draws and plays games Vore lover | Pred pref switch | 🔞 Have ur age in bio please Zoos, Pedos, Minors all stay away, you will be blocked if I see you
Spade @spadeprotogen.bsky.social Hi! I'm Spade! I'm a Bi Proto with a lean towards Fem. Very much Single. I'm a 23yo goober! Living in the US! Complete NSFW account. No minors. I have a Discord! You can chat with me there if you want > spadetheprotogen
Skai @skailodon.bsky.social 22 / a dragon / Commissions: Closed! (5/5) / Commission + Other Socials : http://skailodon.carrd.co / I also stream sometimes! twitch.tv/skailodon
jet @tunajet.bsky.social dumb tunadog animal, i make r34 and furry porn, somewhere in pnw with gross robot @galaxia.bsky.social
Thesecretcave @thesecretcave.bsky.social Artistic fluffball! | 30s | Eng/Esp | NSFW | Commissions closed | linktr.ee/thesecretcave Header by my love @lapatte.bsky.social Icon by @draite.bsky.social
💎Ｋ０ｓｕｎａ💎 BLM @k0suna.bsky.social Artist🎨GameDev🐻‍❄️🏈Coach🏈| Very NSFW 🔞|18+ Patreon: https://patreon.com/k0suna | BlackLM TransRights 🏳️‍⚧️| Telegram channel: https://t.me/+WN_AIjf2PhKqoPvS | Game stuff: *currently moving websites* | AD: @bearcoachad.bsky.social | https://linktr.ee/k0suna
Bagu @nsfbagu.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈27 || Dumb dog who draws lewd art || Taken💙 || 🔞18+ No Minors please || Please do not reupload my art without permission. 💙💙💙@filou.bsky.social💙💙💙 patreon.com/bagu prints and stickers and stuff: bagustore.com
Taur of the jungle @whateverfox.bsky.social
Press “E” to bridal carry @seanthebat.bsky.social 🔞 The Bat with the Golden Rings ✨36 | Pan✨Ghost Paw Plaything & Moonlight Greatsword Enjoyer | 🏳️‍🌈 Small twinks with big swords 🗡️ | Load-bearing Nerd 🤓 🦇 🎨 #SeanArt 📝 #SeanLore pfp & banner @elliotte-draws.bsky.social 🔥❌Fuck AI. Support your artists!🎨💕🖼️
Tagg @taggzzz.rocks He/Him | 37 | Beer/Food pls | 🔞 | 🦞207🦞 | Differential Dx: DO, Internist, out in the mountains, coffee addict | A T-Rex sometimes or maybe a Roo | If found: return to Wott | Suit by @twinkyarts.bsky.social
Daztoons - Order BitFlip today! (link in Bio) @daztoons.bsky.social 🇬🇧🇨🇦Award winning cartoonist, animator, comic artist. My comic BitFlip is here: https://t.co/r63rzX07g9. https://daztoons.carrd.co/ 🧡 @torideer.bsky.social 🧡
🌿 Mochi the Churner 🌿 @mochiraccoon.bsky.social NSFW account Autistic Vorny raccoon who eats people and grows plants // Single // the biggest nerd you will ever meet // dms open // 21 :3 //Pred only // https://mochitheraccoon.carrd.co/
Ro'Enzo @rolenzo.bsky.social It's me!! mango woof! TG:https://t.me/rolenzoartserver Patreon : patreon.com/Rolenzo https://linktr.ee/rolenzo
Invader 🐊 #VTUBER @invaderthegator.bsky.social Battleship Commander Alligator 🐊🪐 23｜18+ VR/Horror Streamer #VTUBER | twitch.tv/gator Comic Author | patreon.com/invaderthegator 🎨 @naturyanous.bsky.social 🖼️ @gatorfruitt.bsky.social 🔗 https://linktr.ee/gator
Matthew @unknownlionhero.bsky.social Owned Lion who is a big brute buff men enjoyer~ (Actively looking for partner)
💙 That’s Malarkey! 💙 @okidogiartichonky.bsky.social Guy who is WAY too into weird stuff (AKA. Vore), I’m warning you beforehand before you EXPLODE!!! 💥💥 🔞🔞 #vore I’m br*tish 🤮🤮🤮 Day I spawned in: March 7th 2006 Call me Malargal, I’m an Okidogi that DEFINITELY won’t swallow you whole (I’m lying)