team cockroach [hell0ntoast]

@hell0ntoast.bsky.social

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30s fandom writer, they/them ✨️filth✨️ ✨️body horror✨️ 🚫‼️!!!!!21+ / NSFW!!!!!‼️🚫

four guys sitting on a couch yelling meme. they look real excited like the best thing ever happened.
(https://johnniejaedesigns.store/) johnnie jae's charcuterie board and cheese knives that include a slate serving area on acacia wood with an inspired design that includes little enterprises on it for a starfleet theme.
picture of kimchi stew [kimchi jjigae] in a black bowl with some sliced pepper on top.
black cat with green eyes on a couch with some silver curling ribbon wrapped up in his paw and looped over an ear. he is looking up towards the camera oh so innocently. entirely believable, he has done nothing wrong ever.
photo in a clear frame on a gray shelf. on it are two people standing before a building with red flags in front (presumably starfleet command) shaking hands- captain april and a fresh faced lieutenant christopher pike. they are wearing the older velvet/velour (and more flammable lol) versions of the yellow command tunic, with pike's hair in a different style and a dark brown.
Captain Christopher Pike in Star Trek Discovery turning and saying "Spock," with a smile, relieved.
blue book cover with some activity lines and stars in the backdrop. the enterprise is in the center while text reads: "an original Star Trek novel, STAR TREK: DISCOVERY, THE ENTERPRISE WAR. new york times bestselling author John Jackson Miller".
jodi whittaker on a baking show being interviewed while standing on a lawn. caption reads "maybe comedy will get me through".
erica ortegas as sir adya and una chin-riley as z'ymira the huntress. adya looks amused with eyebrows raised while z'ymira has the beginnings of a smile pulling at her lips.
photo of a parchment paper covered sheet pan full of seasoned butternut squash, with bold white text reading "good luck, my children". there are two fall leaves themed towels hanging off the oven handle in the bottom of the picture.
a collage of items on tiktok shop, as an ad on instagram. the shop displays a series of star trek ships as keychains, various techwear and body armor, indigenous lanyard work in sunset colors (orange, yellow, sky blue, royal blue), and a welcome mat that depicts two cats and reads "don't let the cats out or the cops in". items are in six tiles, two per row, and there is a link to tiktok shop button on the bottom over a grey background.
screenshot of text that reads in white: "I love you with every fiber of my being, with every breath and beat of my heart. I'll love you until there's nothing left of me, until we're nothing but whispers in the cosmic design."
a round calico cat with a flower costume/mask on looking quite disgruntled about the affair while lounging on a pink fluffy cat bed.
close up of a calico cat on a blue storage ottoman. the ottoman is frayed and there is bold white text that reads "the art" over it.
snw m'benga uniform on a very pale person holding a red jello shot syringe.
granite counter in front of a wood floor of bowls of vegetables for bibimbap: zucchini, bean sprouts, spinach, gochujang.
image of a calico kitten curled up with a paw clinging to a smiling brown, worn teddy bear. white text over the kitten reads "me" and the bear reads "pikespock hcs".
a sunset over the ocean with a darkly shaded, rocky coastline in the foreground. there are four birds flying away in the distance near the horizon which is in varying shades of orange, periwinkle, a soft golden yellow, lavender and smokey sapphire. the deepest colors are from the clouds rolling in.
captain christopher pike on star trek discovery looking off screen with the corner of his mouth ticked up into what could be the beginning of a smile. yellow text reads "respectfully nop".
white potholders with tom of finland queer art in a tiled pattern in black on a warm hued granite countertop. in the background are some chrome kitchen appliances and containers.
“Captain,” Spock murmurs as they filed into a loose formation, crossing a threshold into a corridor that held far more natural beauty than the architectural wonder they’d just left behind. Chris offers him a look sidelong as they both match pace wordlessly, slowing enough for a few of the other members of the envoy to pass them. “What attributes does the D’harixhol rite of passage include?” This was Spock’s way of politely asking what the heck it is they were volunteered into. Chris, for his part, also wonders as much. He lets that thought show on his face, and Spock’s takes on the passive indifference as is his standard- but Chris is willing to bet hides some annoyance underneath. “The only attribute I know of is its mystery.” If stoic neutrality could phaser, Chris would have been a sure target. He smirks briefly, a bit of apology in his expression before he turns his attention back to where they are headed.
picture of a bumper sticker on a uc campus wall from 2017 reading: ANTI-FASCIST ZONE. Not safe for racists, neo-nazis, and white nationalists. image has a navy vignette.
photo of a uss discovery shaped pizza cutter being held up in front of a table. text above image reads brand: star trek, star trek discovery crossfield starship metal pizza cutter wheel | premium houseware, stainless steel kitchen utensil | easy to cut and clean | 9 inches long.
fuschia light on a black shirt and a silver necklace with saturn and a star.
calico cat sprawled on a crosshatch white and gray rug under a fuschia light, its feet crossed over one another and eyes peering curiously at the camera.
Thwack. The sound of the axe embedding into the bulkier, older tree stump that Chris’ neighbors use to chop wood is muted in the long yard by the endless blanket of white surrounding it. Chris exhales, the act causing a small cloud of condensation to blossom in front of him. He wouldn’t be surprised if he was steaming. Despite the chill of mid-afternoon under heavy cloud cover, Chris had been chopping wood for their fireplaces long enough to work up a sweat. His chest rises and falls rapidly while he catches his breath, peeling the henley he’d been wearing off over his head in an attempt to balance out his temperature. It only partially works. “Anaïs! Put those away and go help Naahsa with the gathering!” Andre’s voice rises over the yard from his position at the entrance to their barn, only sticking his head out long enough to ensure that his daughter was following directions. A small huff of amusement escapes Chris at the sight of her scrambling to chase after one of the dogs, who’d taken her attempt to rally him as an invitation to play. He turns away from the sight, henley still in hand.
Poster for Hubba Hubba Revue Star Trek Day Burlesque at DNA Lounge in SF [375 Eleventh St.] Monday September 8th. Event begins at 8 pm, $15-20 dollars, 18+. Image is of two performers dressed as Number One and Captain Pike. Tickets @ dnalounge.com.
an arrangement of sunflowers in a metal can that reads "california oranges" with an illustrated orange on a field in the background. also visable is a granite countertop.
discord screenshot of hell0ntoast's discord handle and pfp (of tulip from brutalizer) reading: 😭 😭 😭 sPOCK UHUHUHGHHH.
meme of a kitten crying tucked into a bed with a rilakkuma plushy that has a yellow night cap on.
calico cat with a white chest and bright green eyes giving the camera the most pathetic stare possible while sitting right in front of me on the bed.
top-down view of a calico cat with bright green eyes sitting on a black bedspread. a set of bowls can be seen in the corner. she has one ear turned to better listen to the noise outside. cute little twerp.
meme of sad cat laying on the floor with a ghost of sad cat rising from itself.
calico cat with green eyes laying across a blue storage ottoman with a printer behind it. wood flooring visible.
cell phone image of a crescent moon.
clipping of jörg's photo post of the maps in snw s3. it is the very bottom of the screen where the top of spock's head is visible, looking towards a little coif of hair (captain pike). ✨️
braided sweetgrass on a black table with red ties.
meme of rustin cohle from true detective. in the original image he is smoking a cigarette and looking stressed- meme version adds around twenty more cigarettes stuffed in his fingers and a giant heap of them being smoked.
big ol' metal bowl of cucumber kimchi. mmm kimchis.
a 5x5 character opinion bingo with the following options circled: free space, squeak [character being squeezed like a stress ball], canon isn't real if i don't look at it, and *puts them in a salad spinner*.
bottle of kyrö napue gin on a granite countertop glowing because a flashlight is lit and balanced atop of it in a dark room with candles in the background.
edge of a parking lot with one of the spots labeled "taco truck parking only". ahhh what a life 😌.
black tshirt with beat up yellow design that reads: babyland- not modern electronic junk punk est 11-1989 mat-012 b2008 3cd los angeles ca.
text post that reads "on ao3, spike is the eighth most written ship for pike. it is aldo the third most written ship in the star trek: strange new worlds tag."
captain pike in star trek strange new worlds [1x10 a quality of mercy] saying "spock, you are... you are very important to me," with some emotion.
star trek timelines inbox screenshot. in it is a message from starfleet command titled: new collection celebrating strange new worlds legends! [2025/07/15]. the message reads: tomorrow we're releasing a new collection celebrating the strange new worlds legends: spock, una, pike, uhura, la'an, and more! it's a composite reward for those who've assembled the snw crew across the galaxy! yellow confirm button at the bottom of the message is visible.
noraebang karaoke cocktail menu on a wood table. the first cocktail on the list is "windex": vodka, light rum, blue curaçao, lime juice. second cocktail is lemon drop.
purple cloud patterned s|m water bottle with two black stickers on it. one is a transparent design of a leafy plant with the words "protect the sacred" in black, the other is a black heart with white outline and "real deadly" in old english style font [excellent beadwork! www.deadlymakes.com ]. container is on a sand colored granite countertop with yellow and orange flowers in a vase in the background and a sliver of a wood cabinet viewable.
a cloudy purple s|m 40 oz container with a blue circular gallifreyan sticker that reads "be kind", and a blue and purple IDIC logo sticker beneath it. the water bottle is sitting on a granite countertop in a kitchen, it is possible to see the microwave and oven in the background.
close up of a black cat with green eyes laying down in a cream colored cat tree. he is staring at the camera. the wall in the background is a similar shade to the cat tree.
gofundme screenshot of noah in a hospital bed after multiple seizures.
jodie whittaker on celebrity bake off commenting "maybe comedy will get me through" shown in subtitles. she has her hair cut short, a pink button-down, and a tan apron, and is in front of a lawn with some tall bushes in the background. totally apropos of nothing certainly.
black plate on a marble counter with baked dill salmon and creamy dill sauce, roasted broccoli, and white rice.
painting by blanc-ci of captain pike and spock of star trek: strange new worlds. they are both wearing their starfleet uniforms. pike is leaning back slightly, a soft smile on his face and one hand tilted palm up to grasp spock by the face, thumb brushing along his jaw. the other hand is outstretched for spock to take, who leans into his space with yearning, left hand extended to take pike's. spock is a little flushed on the bridge of his nose, cheeks, and the tips of his ears. the background is pastel purple with a bright yellow shape of a comet which is centered behind pike, the tail wrapping up and around spock. blanc-ci's signature is in the bottom left of the image. per blanc-ci's tags on tumblr: #they’re lowk my favorite doomed yaoi #also i loooove comparing Pike to a comet that burns bright and fast and leaves Spock following his trail🫶🫶.
close up of a black hoodie with large, all caps block letters in galaxy colors/pattern that reads "GO AWAY".
Screenshot of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds s1e3 "Ghosts of Illyria." Doctor Joseph M'benga lays on a reclining sickbay chair in his office with the subtitle "Prejudice has kept people from helping each other for centuries."
art of leaves with cicadas atop them. there is a white bar with black text through the middle that reads "feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream i should also be." thursday vibes.
from left to right ryan, yaz, graham, and the doctor from doctor who, shown in front of a wall inside the TARDIS. yeah, i'mma be fine.
hard mountain dew baja blast can sitting on a marble counter. help it's actually fucking good this is dangerous.
A metal robot belt buckle stares out of an open drawer in a wooden dresser. It is in a fabric divider, next to another divider that is filled with martial arts black belts (like it is also settled next to).