BLURST

@hella.rip

49 Followers 44 Following

Practical paralogician surfin the information super-replyguy-way. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. Do not panic. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. Also at https://jorts.horse/@Z

Lara Flynn Boyle, Sherilyn Fenn or Mädchen Amick (Photo: Rolling Stone)
where do you aim when you pee? (image of someone holding a sink: the secret society)
GYROMANCER
textual message on mobile: I'm so tiresd/drunk 8:41pm
still frame from the anime with a person near a motorcycle, I have no idea what the show will be about so it's hard to describe the scene
suited man in repose, on phone
gerard way sort of looks like emo ben shapiro
still frame from: HELL ORBS SUCK YA HOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
dumping syndrome
painting of a man with black cats for eyebrows and moustache by TheArtofDanialRyan
screenshot from Sleepy Hollow (1999)
4:20 sunset
screenshot from CP2077 with BOZO in the car
Mural of JD & DOOM
ITYSL screenshot of the Barley character looking at his phone in a big leather chair
the shopkeeper from Skate or Die sez:
screenshot of Station to Station showing the adorable little rail town I built; "level completed! (various challenges completed successfully)"
still frame from music video from an animu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beQDzn_bLDw
Locate studs Must hit studs in 3 holes
hello from toilet print: https://www.nocomprendopress.com/collections/plakater-signerte-signed-posters/products/bendik-kaltenborn-hello-from-toilet-plakat-signert
model boat from the Lodge in Starfield
The buried bodies of the iconic Easter Island moai basalt statues dug up
Technique for safe ripping: Before you start, always <man wearing PPE about to rip a board>
image source with more info: https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@ellavescent/111091652921668380
the VERGE article: The Home Assistant Green is here to make the most powerful smart home platform more accessible to everyone / But still not smart enough to keep my ex wife out, nobody wants you here LINDA!!! you already came to get your blender last week
stunning black cat
character from Starfield made to look like a 16th century syphilitic cousin of a spanish painter
BLURST I'm not sure you were serious when you asked, but no I actually can't shut the fuck up Dec 16. 2022.11:54 AM