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Tw——r, 2009-2020. American, mellotron sorcerer. Don’t blame me, I voted for the cop lady.

US Secretary of Racism and Bullying Tom Homan, looking like the world’s most unscrupulous car dealer.
A perfectly cropped image of FIFA president Infantino, and no other president, with the World Cup trophy. (OK, the image one of Trump’s pudgy hands and part of his stupid haircut.)
A variety of BlueSky posts relating World Cup Final tales of how The Very Great President of America is getting booed at venues from Canada to Nairobi.
Elon Musk’s son Eep-Opp-Ork-Ah-Ah gives the President of the United States the straight dope
Image of briefly popular US rapper Ice Spice
photo of 1968 presidential candidate slash television funny man Pat Paulsen
Unpopular Sopranos fringe character Stewart Plopkin
Screencap showing “Dirk Wilbury” as the top trending topic on Bluesky at 11:25 EST on July 9, 2026
Weekend Update host Chevy Chase reads the latest bulletin on the not-not-unalive Mitch McConnell
A promo poster of the Major Indoor Soccer League, produced by WLS Radio Chicago, circa 1978. Outstanding team logos.
Real actual classic tweet from a twat (@realDonaldTrump) that reads, in its entirety, “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!”
The prodigiously-handed Brother Lee Love, from the Kenny Everett Video Show
A concerned citizen in upstate New York shares his racist repugnant views on Muslims in America in a Facebook rant- inadvertently posted from his business page (Taste of Italy - Latham NY). Whoops!
PETE-a-LON-so and the Baltimore Orioles visit Flushing to play the Mets in September.
It’s Dick Kokos! (or at least his 1953 baseball card)
Bob Hope grins, having just nailed yet another punchline.
Image of the mighty Zagnut candy bar, “crunchy peanut butter candy coated in toasted coconut”.
1958 Topps baseball card of Bob Cerv, wearing what one best-seller described as a “blue felt gravy boat”.
It’s Mister M- uh, it’s Mister Red
Cover of the new Strokes LP, “ASS (Autotune Still Sucks)”
The world-famous Milwaukee Racing Sausages, flying like the wind at a US sporting event
Mets super scrub Zack Short is seen pondering how best to invest his MLB earnings. Maybe T-bills? Hog futures? South American zinc?
1964: the white manager of the Monson Motor Hotel in St. Augustine FL dumps a bottle of muriatic acid in a pool filled with black children swimming
Sopranos fringe character “Jocko” Brazzi, who resembles a sweaty, wrinkle-suited Joe Rohan
Colorized image of silent film star Roscoe (Fatty) Arbuckle playing the bumbling character “Joe Rogan” in the 1918 comedy “Good Night, Nurse!”
Jorge Polanco of the New York Mets, wearing jersey #11
Gene Shalit, New Yorker
Image of bassist John B. Williams (born 1941, died 2026)
Screen capture of a BlueSky search result that reads “No results found for ‘world cup’.”
Folks traveling on the New Jersey Turnpike are informed they passed the last Buc-Ee’s 581 miles ago.
Movie poster for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Two boxes of delicious Rice-A-Roni, “the San Francisco Treat.”
The label for the 45 of “I Don’t Want Nobody to Give Me Nothing (Open Up the Door, I’ll Get It Myself) (Part 1)” by James Brown, released in 1968
A small sampling of delicious Carvel Ice Cream offerings are pictured
The former host of MasterChef UK who got sacked for being a sex pest or something
Stephen “Tulsi Gabbard” Tyler of Aerosmith
Dodgers pitcher Ralph Branca celebrates a mostly successful 1951 season. (That last pitch was a doozy, though.)
Stadium Motor Lodge just off the Deegan Bronx, NY
Waffle House-style signage that reads “WAT”
A Boston variation of Waffle House where the signage instead reads “WICKED PISSA”
Screencap of skeets from a site that posts the playoff odds of the 22-win Mets at 29 percent and the 25-win Nationals at One percent.
Anthony Duclair of the New York Islanders, a brother in the NHL
The beloved Arizona Diamondbacks Racing Sausages
Headline from the Daily Beast: “Nicolas Cage, 62, and Age-Gap Wife, 31, Make Rare Appearance Together”
Screencap of Fox News host Maria Bartiromo (talking to some dope) where the color of her blazer matches that of her chair, creating the illusion of her sporting comically boxy shoulders
Screenshot from the Twitter account of PCA’s #1 fan, which has been taken private
Cubs BlueSky skeet titled “PCA with a HOSE”.
Steven “Tulsi Gabbard” Tyler of Aerosmith
Svelte occasional MLB player DJ Stewart, formerly of the New York Mets
AI slop billboard advising customers “Book this billboard from your [easy chair]” where the word FROM is three times larger than any other word for some reason. “FROM!!”
Senator Fetterman (played by Tor Johnson) is pleased to be speaking with Bill Maher.
Living meme András Arato (“Hide the Pain, Harold”) is interviewed by a television reporter
Larry Luebbers of Union KY checks out the Crosley Field scoreboard he just bought
A 1979 image of Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox (age 38) next to pitcher Phil Niekro (age 40)
Rare screenshot of a 1968 Yankees game, featuring Bombers third baseman Bobby Cox at the plate. Rest In Peace.
The OG has been blocked lol
Headshot of ubiquitous 20th century TV actor Phil Leeds
America’s Strongest President in History Believe Me gets trash talked by Elon Musk’s five year old son