Helena

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a photo of actor Tim Blake Nelson with a green, crystalline shape called a plumbob from the game The Sims hovering over his head
a screenshot showing a post has 69 likes
A panel from a webcomic named "swan boy" showing an anthropomorphic panda Hooter's waitress firing a shotgun
A sloppy diagram showing the body differences between beetles and bedbugs. Beetles have hard wing cases while bedbugs have no wings at all and horizontal lines across their bodies. It also notes that beetles are a danger to food, wood and linens but not people.
A snapshot of an email subject line that says "Collections specialist at CU*SOUTH, INC."
A video of a large yellow dog howling
A photo of some sculptures outside the page museum at the la brea tar pits in los angeles, california. A mammoth is sinking into the tar while its offspring and mate watch helplessly.
An image used in memes showing a young woman talking into the ear of a young man who is clearly uninterested
A dog, possibly a shetland sheepdog, wearing a grey thundershirt - a sort of constricting vest that comforts anxious animals
A crop of the alien vs predator movie poster showing both their faces and the tagline that says "whoever wins... We lose."
A cell phone's suggestions for correcting the word greebles that includes the phrase "free lesbian"
The good place cactus meme, but LTE is being offered when 5G is promised.
A screenshot from Arrested Development of Michael Cera's character face down on the floor.
A screenshot that shows I have 1,845 photos of my dog, whose name is ham gravy, a pitbull mix that's mostly white with some black spots
Two skeletons dressed up like mobsters and holding machine guns
A big yellow dog looking up and pouting
A dog with his jaws on either side of the middle of a figure 8 shaped rubber toy
Iceberg meme. The small bit sticking out of the water says "THAT ONE LITTLE PRICKLY BIT" and the lower mass says "THE REST OF THE HAIR"
The box for Kenner toys' daddy saddle, a small saddle that lets children ride their dads around.
Knots in wood that look like a scrunched up cartoon animal face
A low quality edit of the body of a plecostomus fish with the head of actor John Stamos attached
A McDonald's sign next to a slightly lowered American flag
Photos of various flowers from the garden section at a Lowe's
A kroger sale graphic saying "buy 3 get 3 free, limit 12 packages"
The anakin padme meme: panel 1 "your package is going to arrive a day later than promises" panel 2 "okay, but it'll arrive first thing in the morning, right?" panel 3 is just anakin staring. panel 4: "...right?"
A nearly mature radish peeking out of the ground, obscured by leaves.
A screenshot of Mace Windu from Star Wars with the quote "You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master"
A white dog with a black patch over one eye with a stock photo Galaxy in the background
A white dog with a black patch over one eye in front of a stock photo desert background
A snip that reads as follows: Kentucky is home to hundreds of wildflower species, some of which are native to the state and others that have adapted well to the local conditions. Our Kentucky Wildflower Seed Mix contains 24 different varieties of native and non-native species that thrive in the Bluegrass State. Kentucky wildflowers can be found in various habitats, such as moist woodlands, river bottoms, meadows, and roadsides, and you now have an opportunity to include them in your slice of the landscape. This mix contains 70% annuals and 30% perennials, including native species bachelor buttons, coneflowers, and phlox.
A misleading ad for wildflowers listing many that are native to neither kentucky nor the US.
A gloved hand holding a piece of fossiliferous limestone. Some fossils of clams or similar mollusks are visible.
a crude drawing conveying that you should manually switch the positions of the left and right panels on a stereogram rather than just mirroring or flipping
A brindle colored dog sleeping on a dog bed, forming a near perfect circle shape with his curled up body.
A line chart showing a celebrity's level of conservatism rising as the calls from their agent drop
A loaf of fresh baked bread
A screenshot from the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia showing Frank Reynolds covered in hand sanitizer
A plush toy that's a blend between a highland cow and a duck. Basically a highland cow but with no legs and a duck's bill.
A garter snake with its tongue flicking out approaches the camera
An edited arrested development meme. Lucille Bluth saying, in the top frame, "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all animals equally." Bottom frame says "earlier that day" and has her saying "I don't care for porpoises."
An overjoyed face from a comic book
Papyrus font reading AVATAR biscuits and gravy
A quote reading: “As governor, I have vetoed numerous anti-L.G.B.T.Q. and anti-choice bills, yet I still beat Mr. Trump’s handpicked candidate last fall,” he wrote in the piece, published Tuesday. “That happened because even if some voters might have disagreed with the vetoes, they knew the next day I would be announcing new jobs, opening a new health clinic or finishing a new road that would cut 20 minutes off their commute.”
The rear window of a truck that has a LEER branded bed cover AKA a tonneau cover
A white dog, the photo is really showcasing his underbite with six little teeth sticking out.
A white pitbull mixed with black spots. It's a collage of three photos, in one he is on his back with his legs in the air, in another he is staring hopefully just above the camera, in the third he's half asleep on a pillow with his tongue sticking out
A distillery tour's website warning that reads: While families are welcome to enjoy our public spaces, ALL guests participating in our guided Experience must be 21+. This includes infants and young children.
The handshake meme, non profits and mobile games are shaking hands and "trying to hook a whale" is the notion they agree with together.
A photo of a white dog with his lip caught on his teeth making him seem to grimace
A snip from an email stating: It looks like your credit card use is up 50% or more since last month. Having a high balance could affect your credit scores, so make sure to check in to review your balance and find tips on lowering your usage.
Two dogs, around 70 pounds each, on a colorful rug. Left dog is white with a patch over one eye, right dog is brindle
This template used to be a political cartoon with "the crowd" holding a magnet to pull away at a man clinging to a flag that says "christian principles." I removed all text so that it could be a meme template.
a duckduckgo search for "how to instantly reverse forty years of bad posture"
A baby laugh a lot doll
A bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo, originally with argan oil but changed to say argonian oil - argonians are a species from the elder scrolls franchise of video games
A white dog with a black spot over one eye. His mouth is open and he looks crazed.
A 10 pack assortment of pouches of chips ahoy, nutter butter and oreo cookies
A mostly white pitbull mix with a black patch over his left eye staring at a bubble
a white dog with a black spot over one eye, laying on a couch with his tongue sticking out