Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨

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"Some people think a salamander is just a damp lizard but it’s actually a long frog" —@secase.bsky.social he/him/🦎/🏳️‍🌈 Seattle area 🔞 🐘: https://animal.business/@hellamander Icon by Crisstail

Red husky shep chewing on the ass of a small stuffed reindeer whose antlers have been meticulously removed
Screenshot of the final two puzzles I finished in Wilmot Works It Out new game +
Browned, spatchcocked turkey pulled out of the oven, on top of a sheet of vegetables
Kiefer Sutherland's Dark City character using a syringe to inject memories into a woman's forehead
Red husky/shep chewing on the split end of a round piece of firewood that is too big for him, come on guy
Close-up of a fire getting started through the window of a wood-burning stove
Me awkwardly playing the first few measures of the Kids In The Hall theme song on my concertina
Video of me playing the melody from TMBG's "Older" on an Anglo 30-button concertina
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons carrying a plate of tripe and saying "I'm going to Bovine University!"
Michael from The Good Place, sitting at his desk and leaning on his guitar (which he is bad at playing)
A pile of stickers that say "FUCKING POKEMON IS NOT A CRIME"
The final scene of Chinatown where the rich old pedophile rapist steals his granddaughter away and no one stops him, but there's an upside down US flag on the girl's face
Photo of me in my car, I VOTED sticker on my shirt, with my car wolf companion staring down the barrel of the camera
Happy red husky/shep hanging out in a truck's driver's seat
Old woodblock print clip art of a howling coyote, with the words ROCK THE YOTE
Close-up of a sleeping red husky/shep with his tongue poking out
Very close up video of a red husky/shep chewing on an old antler piece
Title: Nihilism Left: Stereotype Black and white photo of someone clutching their head: "Nothing in life matters..." Right: Reality 80s style picture of the cool kid, sunglasses & backwards hat, thumbs up: "Nothing in life matters!" From https://www.reddit.com/r/nihilism/comments/3p33vv/nihilism_stereotype_vs_reality/
A pink tiki drink in a tall-ass glass with a ridge in the middle
Photo of me wearing a dog skull mask in front of a crowd of furries
Screenshot of the Mr. Show "Last Donut" sketch where hipster David Cross is making air quotes with his fingers and saying "Notice how I said 'machine learning' and not 'AI', because 'AI' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and machine learning is no friend of mine!" in a hilarious riff on the original line about "television" and "TV"
Photo of a stack of 200 stamped post cards. The front of the card says "Ohio votes Tuesday Nov 5"
Four panel comic - dopey American tourist in a tank top - traditionally-garbed Japanese gardener with narrowed eyes - close up of the tourist's tattoo of Pickle Rick over a weed leaf - gardener whispering "Yakuza..."
Nandor from What We Do In The Shadows wearing a traffic one and saying "AND NOW I'M A WIZARD"
Short video of low altitude clouds quickly moving against some tall evergreens in the foreground
Photo of my shoulder with a green triceratops bandaid on it
Photo of four plastic bird-shaped water whistles
A fall-themed "charcuterie" plate of sliced Little Debbie snack cakes and candy corn, surrounded by decorative gourds
Screenshot of a notification: "GWAR sent you a message"
Headline: "Bellevue slated to get its own official Monopoly game"
Front page of the new printed Onion
Video of a Stellar's Jay, blue body and crested back head, eating sunflower seeds off of a deck railing
Plastic bear cookie jar? things that say CUTE BEAR on them
Collage of a white courtesy telephone, a courtesy reply envelope, a courtesy razor, and a courtesy toothbrush
Photo of a black and brown woolie bear caterpillar eating a piece of grass
Screenshot of a Monty Python sketch where a policeman is in a shop saying "What's all this, then?"
Screenshot of a Daily Beast headline "Artist Behind Obama's Iconic HOPE Poster Unveils One for Harris" on Google News under a picture of Matthew Perry
Me flexing in a tank top in a dusty mirror
Green t-shirt with a hand-drawn heart and the letters SP inside it
Salesman slapping car meme YOU CAN ONLY FIT FIVE BITS IN THIS BABY
Photo of a banner hanging on a wall: AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE --------- WE WILL SERVE MALÖRT
Photo of a man over a table full of mixing equipment. Above is a screen displaying the Negativland house logo
Occult triangle with the sides labeled ANEXHEXATON, TETRAGRAMMATON, PRIME MATIN and points labeled CH, AEL, MI
A Life In Hell comic showing the same unhappy rabbit guy under the headings FAILURE and SUCCESS
GIF of someone unplugging a plug from a power outlet
Screenshot of a tweet by @wolfpupy "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks" https://x.com/wolfpupy/status/336323415621386240
Belovèd childhood character SNORPY by Andrew Bell
Photo of the back of my head, showing the sides shaved and a long bleached stripe down the middle
A huge wall of roiling clouds disappearing over the horizon
Panel 1: one figure asks the other what they're thinking about Panel 2: a closeup of the head of the other figure, showing a tesseract Panel 3: a zoom in showing more and more complex structures Panel 4: zoom out showing the complexity escaping and threatening the first figure
Red husky on his back, teeth displayed
Photo of an empty parking space with the stenciled text "SMALLCAR 19” It is a Matchbox 20 joke
Quote from Douglas Adams's "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency": It was a large, heavy, serious-looking van that was almost on the verge of being an actual lorry, and it was painted in a uniform dark metallic gray. It reminded Kate of the huge gunmetal-gray freight lorries that thunder through Bulgaria and Yugoslavia on their way from Albania with nothing but the word “Albania” stenciled on their sides. She remembered wondering what it was that the Albanians exported in such an anonymous way, but when on one occasion she had looked it up, she found that their only export was electricity—which, if she remembered her high school physics correctly, was unlikely to be moved around in lorries.