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Ian G. He/Him - Chicago It seems the difficulty settings on this playthrough have gone askew. Focusing on the side quests and sharing all of their gold.

An office Australian Shepherd getting ready to clock out.
Galadriel's Dismissal {W} Instant Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Target creature phases out. If this spell was kicked, each creature target player controls phases out instead. (Treat phased-out creatures and anything attached to them as though they don’t exist until their controller’s next turn.) “The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the Sea. Yet they will cast all away rather than submit to Sauron—for they know him now.” Illustrated by Rebecca Guay
An original meme featuring Billiam Corrigan where the lyrics to one of his songs have been cleverly changed to “THE WORLD IS A CAMPFIRE”
An original meme featuring Billiam Corrigan where the lyrics to one of his songs have been cleverly changed to “THE WORLD IS A CAMPFIRE”
An original meme featuring Billiam Corrigan where the lyrics to one of his songs have been cleverly changed to “THE WORLD IS A CAMPFIRE”
Bast, Panther Goddess {2}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Cat God Reach, trample, indestructible Bast can’t attack or block unless you control three or more creatures. Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. “Will you prove worthy of my blessing?” 4/4 Illustrated by Leesha Hannigan
A screen shot from “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” where 80’s cartoon characters shared a universe to warn us all about drugs.
A print of Rebecca Guay’s art for the Magic Card “Path to Exile.” Lush art depicting a fallen soldier laying in rest with their sword over their chest. A woman forlornly looks on from the background.
(If your devotion to a single color is seven or more, or you control ten or more permanents, you get Spencer's Respect for the rest of the game.)
Chromanticore {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Enchantment Creature — Manticore Bestow {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it’s an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it’s not attached.) Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink. 4/4 Illustrated by Min Yum
Do you want centaurs because that’s how you get centaurs
ABOBO
Viashino Heretic {2}{R} Creature — Lizard {1}{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. This creature deals damage to that artifact’s controller equal to the artifact’s mana value. “The past is buried for good reason.” 1/3 Illustrated by Douglas Shuler
Hellboy pointing with a bottle of rum in hand. He is saying, “Don’t mess with me, lady. I’ve been drinking with skeletons.”
Stuffy Doll {5} Artifact Creature — Construct Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to itself. 0/1 Illustrated by David Rapoza
Carnival of Souls {1}{B} Enchantment Whenever a creature enters, you lose 1 life and add {B}. “‘Davvol, blast those elves.’ ‘Davvol, transport those troops.’ No one cares that today is my birthday.” Illustrated by Brian Snõddy
Wonder Man, Hollywood Hero 3{R}{R} Legendary Creature - Human Performer Hero Flying Each power-up ability of permanents you control can be activated an additional time. Power-up - 522: Put two +1/+1 counters on Wonder Man. (Activate each power-up ability only ... once? Reduce the cost by his mana cost if he entered this turn.) 4/4 MSH 160 Art: NANNA MARIE STEFFENSEN © MARVEL ™️ & © 2026 Wizarde of the Coast
The cover for BELLE AND SEBASTIAN’s “if you’re feeling sinister” spoofed to include the moody Mr. Sinister.
Tura Kennerüd, Skyknight {2}{W}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Knight Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. “The sky is my birthright. I dare you to try and take it from me.” 3/3 Illustrated by Donato Giancola
The cover for The Dells’ best of compilation “The Millennium Collection.” Four of the five band members are pointing at YOU.
A poster image for “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” featuring characters including Muppet Babies, Smurfs, Winnie the Pooh, Looney Tunes, Garfield, DuckTales, Alf, and Ghostbusters.
A field of tulips. The foreground is white, red, and purple blossoms, with white, yellow, and pink in the mid-ground, and a row of faint lavender blossoms in the background.
Requiem Monolith {2}{B} Artifact {T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains “Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life.” That creature’s controller may have this artifact deal 1 damage to it. Activate only as a sorcery. Illustrated by Warren Mahy
Mike, the Dungeon Master {1}{G}{W} Othelm, Sigardian Outcast Legendary Creature — Human {2}, {T}: Choose target creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield tapped. Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.) “A friend is someone you’d do anything for.” 2/2 Illustrated by Colin Boyer
An altered copy of the Magic: the Gathering card “Copper Tablet”
Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant {1} Legendary Artifact Flash If a player would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. {4}, {T}, Exile Gerrard’s Hourglass Pendant: Return to the battlefield tapped all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. Illustrated by Sam Burley
Rainbow Coalition Victory 2 Headed Giant - 100 (+1) card singleton - 40 life Each team's decks must use the whole color pie, but team members' decks cannot share colors. Each deck can have one card that exemplifies their deck's color identity as Companion. That card gains If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery. Your team loses two life each time a member searches a library. Victory Condition - if your team controls a land of each basic land type and a creature of each color during your upkeep one of you may draw a card.
Ghired, Mirror of the Wilds {R}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Shaman Haste Nontoken creatures you control have “{T}: Create a token that’s a copy of target token you control that entered this turn.” “The Conclave was soft. The Clans were trapped beasts. Here in this untamed wilderness, nature can truly roam free.” 3/3 Illustrated by Diego Gisbert
More Cary Stories to Tell in the Dark
PuPu UFO {2} Artifact Creature — Construct Alien Flying {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. {3}: Until end of turn, this creature’s base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control. “Thank you!” 0/4 Illustrated by Racrufi
Sluggo holding a cup and saying “THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS”
Mercadia's Downfall {2}{R} Instant Each attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each nonbasic land defending player controls. With an explosion that shook the foundation of the city, the Weatherlight burst from the underground hangar. Illustrated by Pete Venters
Book cover for Franz Kafka’s the Metamorphosis. The subject is in a bed having been beatled.
A bunny chillin’ in the shade.
Ruxa, Patient Professor {2}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Bear Druid Whenever Ruxa enters or attacks, return target creature card with no abilities from your graveyard to your hand. Creatures you control with no abilities get +1/+1. For each creature you control with no abilities, you may have that creature assign its combat damage as though it weren’t blocked. 4/4 Illustrated by Ilse Gort
A Tork hand towel dispenser.
Kykar, Wind's Fury {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Sacrifice a Spirit: Add {R}. “The raging gale fans the flames of righteous wrath.” 3/3 Illustrated by G-host Lee
Thunderous Velocipede {1}{G}{G} Artifact — Vehicle Trample Each other Vehicle and creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it if its mana value is 4 or less. Otherwise, it enters with three additional +1/+1 counters on it. Crew 3 5/5 Illustrated by Adrián Rodríguez Pérez
High quality, gorgeous foil proxy mtg cards
Words of Wilding {2}{G} Enchantment {1}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token instead. “Instinct is undaunted by terror, unchained by logic. It is the path from which all other paths diverge.” —Volume V, The Book of Life Illustrated by Wayne England
Quintorius, Field Historian {3}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Elephant Cleric Spirits you control get +1/+0. Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token. “Every life has a story to tell. I won’t let them be forgotten.” 2/4 Watermark: Lorehold Illustrated by Bryan Sola
Several cartoon characters talking to a child about drugs.
Numerous anecdotes have been reported about Wilson's obsession with the song: • Alex Chilton, the former lead singer of Big Star, recalled receiving middle-of-the-night phone calls from Wilson asking him to sing on a recording of "Shortenin' Bread"' ("He was telling me I have the perfect voice for it"). [7] • The Monkees' Micky Dolenz said that when he tripped on LSD with Wilson, John Lennon, and Nilsson, Wilson played "Shortenin' Bread" on piano "over and over again". [5] • Biographer Peter Ames Carlin wrote that Elton John and Iggy Pop were bemused by an extended, contumacious Wilson-led singalong of "Shortenin' Bread" ', leading Pop to flee the room proclaiming, "I gotta get out of here, man. This guy is nuts!" [8] • Musician Alice Cooper recalled that Wilson considered "Shortnin' Bread" to be the greatest song ever written. According to Cooper, when he asked why, Wilson responded "I don't know, it's just the best song ever written."[9]
A wooden carved sign in a business window appears to say “BLEFFED” in cursive script.
Playing cards strewn across a restaurant table.
Angrath, the Flame-Chained {3}{B}{R} Legendary Planeswalker — Angrath +1: Each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. −3: Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step if it has mana value 3 or less. −8: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of cards in their graveyard. Loyalty: 4 Illustrated by Raymond Swanland
Voice of Resurgence {G}{W} Creature — Elemental Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when this creature dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with “This token’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.” 2/2 Watermark: Selesnya Illustrated by Winona Nelson
The phrase “MEDIOCRE FROZEN PIZZA” in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
Draco {16} Artifact Creature — Dragon Domain — This spell costs {2} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. Flying Domain — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {10}. This cost is reduced by {2} for each basic land type among lands you control. 9/9 Illustrated by Sam Wood
Johan {3}{R}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Johan gain “Johan can’t attack” until end of combat. If you do, attacking doesn’t cause creatures you control to tap this combat if Johan is untapped. 5/4 Illustrated by Mark Tedin
Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant {2}{W} Legendary Creature — Fox Monk When you have 30 or more life, flip Rune-Tail. 2/2 Rune-Tail's Essence Legendary Enchantment Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control. Illustrated by Randy Gallegos
Pulse of the Forge {1}{R}{R} Instant Pulse of the Forge deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. Then if that player or that planeswalker’s controller has more life than you, return Pulse of the Forge to its owner’s hand. Before wars or weapons, there was anger. Illustrated by Paolo Parente
A T-shirt that features a large hand pointing to the right. It has text above it that reads “I’m with stupid.” The combination of the text and hand suggest the person to your right *is* stupid. What a callow jape!
Vegeta shocked by the power reading on his monocle
Custom card sleeves that feature Randy Asplund-Faith’s art from Sorrow’s Path and text that reads: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE HOW DID YOU END UP SITTING ACROSS THE TABLE FROM THIS? LET'S HOPE THIS GAME GOES BY AT A BRISK PACE WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTELY WONKY PILE OF CARDS?
Andy Capp
Two dapper gentleman embracing. One of them is a cat.
“People will always be tempted to wipe their feet / On anything with "welcome" written on it” a couplet written by Andy Partridge for a song by XTC.
An official announcement from the office of Jack & Fursociates. It is our sad duty to announce that District Attorney Jack McCoy the Cat Kroeck-Gegenheimer made his closing arguments on Thursday, Feb. 5, 2026, and tried his last case. In his nearly 19 years of practice, Mr. Jack faced many trials: how to meticulously solve complex issues (like figuring out how to get chicken bones out of closed trash cans), how to surpass barriers (jump over pet gates), and how to use the tools at his disposal to reach his end goals (jumping on the toilet seat to jump into a sink either to cool himself off or drink from the faucet). In every case, he met his challenges head-on, learned from his mistakes and would get back up with renewed determination. He was fiercely independent, but deeply trusted his associates. At approximately four months old, he selected lan to be his partner by climbing onto his shoulder, earning him the nickname "Parakitty." The two of them were completely loyal to each other through any and all challenges they faced. Their practice relocated six times, and over the years, they shared their space with four cats, two dogs, and a total of 13 other people.
Chad Kroger holding his favorite picture of Hobbes