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Picture of SEAF-Chan looking at camera while slightly blushing with the caption: "She gave me this look and then threw a grenade at me" by pt__crow
Screenshot of YouTube comments: Comment 1: "Thanks for calling out Dough boy. His takes actively have the potential to destroy the identity of the game that it had when it came out. I've been getting so tired of his constant negativity over his own whiny personal opinions." Comment 2: "If vou think it is the 'community' ruining the game, you should apply for nArrowhead community manager. You would fit right in."
Screenshot of a YouTube comment: "stopped playing a year ago its SO fucjing boring the same 5 basic mission objectives across the most bland maps ever at least space marine 2 has over a dosen distinct experiences and the guns feel good"
Screenshot from Wikipedia: "Unit cost Domestic cost: About US $1.09 billion (FY 2022) for a battery;[2] US $4 million for a single PAC-3 MSE missile[3] Export cost: About US $2.37-2.5 billion for a battery; US $6- 10 million (FY 2018) for a single missile[4]
Helldivers weapon "EAT-411 Leveller"
A Helldiver throwing a shield at the viewer
Helldivers 2 Screenshot for the throwable G/SH-39 Shield
A screenshot from Helldivers 2, opening hellpod drop to a planet. Screen is mostly yellowish-white due to the glare of the sun and planet's gloom atmosphere. I think.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. "ELIMINATED. Killed by" is readable on the screen over the dead body of a Helldiver on a bug planet.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. A Helldiver sits in an anti-tank emplacement while looking over a bot-infested city from a hill.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. Four Super Destroyers are squared up, literally making a square in the sky.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2 of a mission map. There is one mission icon and extraction and a whole lot of the map is "mountains" and it looks almost like a cave or dungeon mission.
Gameplay clip of Helldivers 2. A Helldiver comes up on a tank but has no more Thermite grenades. The tank is too close for it to use the full cannon attack, but red lasers fly in every direction as more Automaton troops move in. The Helldiver calls down a resupply, is rag-dolled. The resupply is still 11 seconds out, and the tank is moving out of the blue light. The Helldiver stims, then gets up and grabs a sniper rifle and a jet pack, moving behind the tank. The cannon turns, but it's too late, the resupply lands square on the tank and blows it up.
Screenshot of a Helldiver on a blue lit jungle planet. His mini map is up and there is a super sample rock ahead of him. Can you spot it on the mini map?
Sign at a gym that reads, "Advanced Chiropractic" with a blue logo on white background of a figure doing multiple stretch poses. This Helldiver thinks it looks like a Fleshmob.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. A mission map where the objectives align near perfectly in a row, with the two subobjectives leading to the main upload location.
Screenshot of Helldivers 2, picking the map drop zone. The objectives and extraction are all bunched up at the top right corner of the map.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2, player staring out on a map. A bunch of Automaton Devastators huddled up from the distance.
Screenshot from Helldivers 2, view is from the air, looking down on the map from an impossible height. Game message reads, "Approaching edge of the mission area. Return to the mission or be branded a traitor."
Helldivers 2 gameplay clip. A Helldiver with a laser cannon fights Illuminates on Super Earth. A SEAF soldier is seen firing and ducking from enemy attacks. Multiple Harvestors and Fleshmobs are seen moving toward their defensive position. Gas and fire and static pepper the battlefield.
Gameplay clip from a cursed Helldivers 2 mission. A Helldiver is fighting Automatons and heads to extraction. Pelican-1 has sunk into the ground and is slowly floating out of it. Two Helldivers are stuck on the ramp. The Helldiver dives and is able to see inside the Pelican, but none are extracted. The time runs out and the mission ends.
Helldivers 2 gameplay clip. Helldiver trapped under the map, specifically, under a structure which blocks one from being pushed back up onto the surface. Helldiver gets unstuck by shooting an eruptor which knocks him into an open area.
Helldivers 2 clip, a helldiver is attempting to crawl while prone but is stuck in place under the map terrain. There are various purple lights from Illuminates and stratagems called down, two hellpods float down past him after a while. He may be stuck there forever if he doesn't think of something fast.
Clip from Helldivers 2, a helldiver dives and gets swatted by a Fleshmob. Due to the Helldiver wearing a personal shield, their character is pushed under the map floor and they end up stuck under the terrain of a city planet.
Gameplay footage of a Helldiver calling down a mortar turret, but a bunch of mortar turrets are called down on top of each other. Apparently, they are unable to fire without hitting each other, so they immediately self-destruct.
Gameplay footage from Helldivers 2. A Helldiver throws an Eagle airstrike and multiple eagle strafe runs attack in the general direction.
Helldivers 2 gameplay clip. Helldiver throws a 120 barrage but when deployed, the barrage seemingly sends multiple barrages down, the ground erupting with multiple explosions for the duration of the barrage. Glitched.
Gameplay clip from Helldivers 2. Players are on a gray moon like planet. W1 is running from a bunch of enemies across a ridge. W1 throws an HMG Emplacement and lands it perfectly at my feet at extraction so I can provide some covering fire.
Helldivers 2 gameplay clip. At extraction, Pelican-1 bay is open. All four Helldivers go to get on at the same time, but only one diver makes it on the Pelican as the others get knock around from the collision. They all extract shortly after collecting themselves.
Helldivers 2 gameplay footage. View is from a first person of a Helldiver strapped into Pelican-1. Two other Helldivers are in the Pelican. One Helldiver is standing at the ramp to head in. Camera keeps jumping around a bit.
Helldivers 2 map with a strider jammer.
Helldivers: Galactic War Status and Progression: (200k HP) KHARST 49.47% (10.5%/hr) 15k (27%) FAILING: 4h 47m
Helldiver 2 gameplay footage. A Helldiver attempts the hug emote to a Charger Behemoth who is stuck next to a car and making a weird clicking noise. The Charger ignores the diver and no one gets hugged.
Helldivers 2 footage. A Helldiver attempts to hug an Automaton Berserker. The Berserker takes a swing at the diver. The Diver calls down an EMP motar on the Berserker, who remains in place and unhugged.
Helldiver 2 gameplay footage. A Helldiver attempts to hug a voteless. The Voteless strikes the Helldiver, but the Helldiver turns the other cheek and tries again. This time, the voteless does not strike but just stands there.
Helldiver 2 gameplay footage. A helldiver with a personal bubble shield attempts to hug a Charger. The charger rudely shakes its head and turns 360 degrees around to walk away.
Helldiver 2 gameplay footage. A Helldiver finds a lone voteless standing in the corner of an alley. Upon approaching the voteless, the Diver's dog breath drone sprays the voteless. The Voteless then starts running and seemingly disappears into a small space between two buildings. The Helldiver is confused.
Gameplay footage from Helldivers 2. A Helldiver attempts to throw down a stratgem for an anti-tank emplacement. The extraction slop is the target, but upon throwing the stratagem, the ball bounces and activates been a rock and a wall. The emplacement lands but is basically useless in that position. The helldiver opens his emote wheel but nothing covers this emotion.
Gameplay footage of Helldivers 2. Helldiver has 1 reinforcement left, no allies, and is trying to approach a cannon turret outpost from behind. The turret turns and fires, missing the helldiver, but knocking him forward into contact mines. The Helldiver dies and gets auto reinforced. He tries to steer into a hulk but misses by inches. Upon exiting the hellpod, the Helldiver attempts to stick the Hulk with a thermite and gets chainsaw hand slapped by the Hulk, dying and failing the mission. Only had one objective left. This was level 9 difficulty.
Helldivers 2 gameplay footage. Hellpod steers down towards a planet, perfectly landing on a hulk and killing it. The helldiver gets out of the pod and pops a rocket devastator, followed by a berserker with one senator shot each.
Helldiver 2 gameplay. A Helldiver investigates the sound of an Automaton weapon being fired but no enemy is firing at them. A gun is seen laying in the dirt that seems to be firing on its own. A broken, but still moving, Automaton is laying in the dirt, still alive, somehow.
Helldivers 2 gameplay clip. An Automaton lays on the ground in front of a buddy bunker, it seems to be flailing about, trying to walk, though it cannot get up.
Gameplay footage from Helldivers 2. A Helldiver shoots at an observer high in the sky only for the defeated enemy to land on a teammate.
Helldiver approaching extraction as Pelican 1 lands in overtime. Pelican 1 immediately starts the 20 second count down while the Helldiver is running up a cliff and jumps over boulders to reach Peclican 1 with basically zero seconds left before take off.
Helldiver drops and exits the hellpod to come across a barrage tank. After sticking it with two termites, the tank shows the helldiver at point blank range, killing him.
Helldivera 2 clip of a headless voteless getting shot by a recoilless rifle.
Gameplay footage of Helldivers completing a defense mission. A Voteless is seen losing its head and it continues to stand for the rest of the clip.
Blank meme image of an Automaton at a computer desk with a speech text bubble coming from it, as if the Automaton was saying whatever is reskeeted
Video clip form Helldivers 2. 3 Helldivers board a Pelican which flies up into the sky but flies through a warp ship. This interaction apparently kills all 3 Helldivers in the pelican and they slip through the bay and fall back to the planet. One maintains a sitting position while another spins in the air.
Helldiver throws an eagle cluster bomb at a detector tower and runs away, but due to the shape of the cliffs, a cluster bomb is funneled right at him and kills him.
Helldiver tries to throw a thermite grenade, only for it to light in his hand. It then glitches seemingly and is not activated. Surviving by luck
Helldiver barely dodges out of the way of a strider missile.
Clip from Helldivers 2. Helldiver shooting at a devastator before dying. Screen then jumps a few hundred feet in the air, and we can see the map from an aerial view. This continues for a few moments, looking over the orange and dusty landscape before reinforcements are called back in.
Picture from Helldivers 2 of a space ship in orbit above a teal planet. At least two other ships float in the distance behind it. This is the Super Destroyer each Helldiver is given to move about the galactic map.