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just an enby living through the end times · they/them

My shortbread dough, neatly cut into fingers, on a baking sheet lined with greaseproof paper, atop an induction hob. A roll of kitchen roll is at the back, next to two metal crockery pots.
People: replace anything with an LLM LLM: completely fucks everything up People: (surprised pikachu face)
One of 9front's "propaganda posters", depicting a number of MNT Reform laptops, ThinkPads, and similar machines on a pair of white tables. Miscellaneous cables, peripherals, and plastic cups are strewn about the place. In white at the top of the image, there is the 9front logo (a 9 in a circle), followed by text that reads "fuck computers"
Meme of Stan Smith (labelled "me") looking at the meter. The needle is just between "begrudgingly staying" and "leaving".
Two screenshots from Wiktionary, explaining that avocado is derived from the Classical Nahuatl word, "āhuacatl", which also translates to "testicle".
Tweet from @plantjoys, reading "catholic school be like 'no long hair for boys' meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And he's like the main boy."
The cover art of Weezer's debut album, with the four members (left to right, Patrick Wilson, Rivers Cuomo, Matt Sharp, Brian Bell) standing against a blue background facing the camera. The word "weezer" is written in lowercase in the top-right corner.
The standard Google reCAPTCHA dialogue, but the caption reads "Select all squares where something feels wrong". A hand is behind the grid, but the fingers are coming through it as if it were a net.
Screenshot from ClearSky, showing I am on "Fix #9", "DNI Анти-Українців сентимент", and "Genocide Denial - Bus and K°".
Stand up, fight back. Protest against the supreme court ruling and subsequent EHRC guidance attempting to segregate trans people and strip them of their rights. Scottish Parliament Building, Edinburgh, 17th May, 1PM
A painting of a man tearing his face off
The "am I a joke to you?" meme
Bluesky 01. Any other social media? 02. Why Bluesky? 03. What do you post on Bluesky? Personal 04. Nationality & Ethnicity? 05. Gender & Pronouns? 06. One word to describe yourself. 07. Have any hobbies or passions? 08. Three nice things about you? 09. What's your "perfect" date? 10. Speak any other languages? Somewhere you'd like to visit? Faves 12. Are you a coffee or tea person? 13. What's your favorite food? 14. What's your favorite drink? 15. What's your favorite season? 16. Have a favorite quote? Get to know me better! 1 like = 1 answer Music 17. What's your favorite genre(s) of music? 18. Have any favorite music artist(s)? 19. What's your favorite song? 20. A song you're currently obsessed with? 21. Have a tavorite sad song? 22. What's that one song pumps you up? 23. What's a song that means a lot to you! 24. How was the last concert you attended? Media 25. What was your first game console? 26. Have a favorite video game? 27. Game you're really into right now? 28. What's your favorite movie? 29. What was the last movie you saw? 30. Have a favorite fictional character? Art 31. What's your favorite OC? 32. What do you prefer to make? 33. Do you do NSFW? 34. Any art goals? 35.Traditional or digital? 36. Weakness? 37. Strengths? 38. Anything you make but never post? 39. Weirdest thing you've ever made? 40. FREE SPACE! design by @antiheat.bsky.social
Two red buttons with a finger hovering between them. One is labelled "Post on Bluesky more"; the other is labelled "Use Bridgy instead of Bluesky". In the second panel is the owner of the aforementioned finger: a man with brown hair and a red shirt wiping sweat from his brow. He is labelled "Me".
The non-binary war flag, as dreamed by @delatoid on Xitter.
Ramona Flowers, as drawn in the anime series Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.
A photo of me holding a Google Pixel 8, which is displaying the GrapheneOS bootscreen.
In front of the main doors of a large building (above which in large letters is the name "Trump") a Tesla Cybertruck is in flames. The scene appears to be deserted, and the truck is strongly illuminated from the right hand side of the picture. There is a great deal of water on the ground as though there has been an attempt to extinguish the flames.
The videogame bingocard. The title reads "What is your variety gamer score?". I have checked the boxes for Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Fallout, Doom, Crash Bandicoot, Donkey Kong, Tetris, Street Fighter, Need for Speed, Halo, Resident Evil, Gran Turismo, Castlevania, Mortal Kombat, Megaman, Portal, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Half-Life.
An edited clip from Scooby-Doo. The camera goes across the gang, and each person says their catchphrase... until we get to Fred, who shouts "fuck".
text reading "We support sluts and whores on this page" superimposed on a picture of roses
Photograph of me pouring white wine into a glass on top of a badly scratched glass coffee table. There are a few cables snaking across the table, and a pasta bowl containing a single Granny Smith apple behind the glass.
A screenshot from Windows XP Home Edition, with "About Windows" and Windows Explorer open behind the start menu.
The cover art for Bust-A-Bloc on PS2
A photograph of 32 joints of weed, combined to form a tesseract. The image is captioned "bring out the tesseract joint"
My hand, holding a bottle of Żubrówka bison grass vodka
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #992,212, Hellfire103 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 ‪@hellfirehost.uk.eu.org‬, joined on Sep 13, 2023"
Bluesky thread between loki~ (@loki.moe) and Gwen Nova (@gwennova.bsky.social). loki~: it's 9/11 so make sure to take out your personal twin towers today (make a beautiful woman's legs give out) Gwen: Banger! loki~: that's one way to do it, yes
The Drake Hotline Bling meme. He has put his hand up to the 2013-present Doritos logo, and is pointing at the 2007-2013 Doritos logo.
A post from genderbot on Mastodon, reading "Today's gender is distractible and tired"
Photo of an Uno card, which says "Stop being online at 3AM or draw 25"; followed by a man, labelled "Me", who is holding a heck of a lot of Uno cards.
A photo of former US president Barack Obama, followed by an image of him edited onto a Baroque portrait, labelled "Baroque Obama".
Photoshopped Wii U game case, the title of which is "Waluigi Gets His Waluweenie Stuck In A Vending Machine: Remastered", accompanied by a photo of waluigi behind a vending machine with an expression of anguish. The game is rated M for Mature.
The Master, under the guise of Prime Minister Harold Saxon, about to use the Toclafane to murder an investigative journalist.
Me: "Hey, can I get some serotonin?" My brain: "No, we have serotonin at home." Serotonin at home: (Diagram of a cortisol molecule)
Screenshot from asdfmovie, with a character pressing a button and then saying "Oh, I'm gay now. Huh."
A dimly-lit photo of my Samsung Galaxy Tab A7 lying on a green microfibre cloth on top of a wooden surface. The device is displaying the LineageOS logo, suggesting that I have managed to install it.
Tweet from Southwest Airlines, reading "Well, well, well. Look who needs ol' Southwest Airlines now because all of our systems run on a single Commodore 64 in a warehouse in Arlington. Go to hell."
Him: Hell yeah i wanna Star Wars role play in bed! Her: Meesa heard yousa bad boy (Photo of dominatrix wearing a Jar-Jar mask)
Spider-Man looking over a ledge, with Applejack from MLP edited in next to him. A caption reads, "do you see this shit, applejack?"
A Tweet from Rita Meade, which reads "You know in The Handmaid's Tale flashback scenes where everything still feels kind of normal but they start dropping small hints that shit is starting to go very wrong very soon? We're in that part right now but with REALLY BIG FUCKING HINTS."
Photo of my hand, holding a shot of Jack Daniel's
Me, waiting for my postal vote to arrive: *Pablo Escobar waiting meme*
An elderly Rose from the film Titanic, with the caption "It's been 84 years..."
A tree with a cluster of large, brown mushrooms growing on it.
Screenshot from some '80s or '90s anime, with a girl using a computer. Some overlayed text reads, "Can we meet?" absolutely not. I'm just an internet person, I do not exist.
Looney Tunes: Back in Action. The scene depicts DJ Drake (Brendan Fraser), Kate (Jenna Elfman) and Daffy Duck in the Louvre watching Bugs Bunny bamboozle Elmer Fudd with playing cards. When I was about six years old, I must have watched this film about twenty times in the space of three months. Looking back, it's not a good film, but it was funny.
Image showing a Sky News headline about schools not being allowed to teach children that they can change their gender ID, according to reports. Below the headline is a still from Back to the Future featuring Marty McFly saying "Hey, I've seen this one!"
Weirdcore art. This particular image is the floor and doors of a short hallway, with the walls and ceiling replaced by deep space.
Image of a hamster in a pink toy car with a sparkle effect. A caption reads "the horrors persist, but so do I".
Two song titles by Radiohead, "2 + 2 = 5" and "I Might Be Wrong," are displayed alongside their respective cover art images; the first cover features a colorful, abstract pattern, and the second is predominantly red.
Where's the crisis? Two million Gazans on the brink of famine after their entire society has been destroyed: Major Crisis Peaceful encampment responding to this crisis: Not a Crisis College administrators corrupted by right-wing donors and activists: Actual Crisis News organisations demonising protesters trying to end atrocities: A Never-Ending Crisis
A 50cm BLÅHAJ, which I named Neptune
A fan, mounted on top of a Raspberry Pi 3B+ with Blu-Tac and connected to two double-A batteries by a pair of jumper wires.
Teenage dysphoria bingo. I have highlighted "doesn't mind or even likes it when they get mistaken for a girl", "hates playing competitive sports and being in situations with a strong male dominance hierarchy", "unkempt appearance, lack of personal grooming, wears the same usually baggy clothes for years", "retreats into fantasy (incl. sci-fi) worlds and daydreams often", "gets anxiety in gym changing rooms, hides chest with towel after showers", "'gifted kid' that eventually burns out, thinks school achievements will give them a socially acceptable purpose", "attempts to or wants to crossdress", "very obedient and well-behaved, does whatever parents or teachers tell them to do", "plays as a girl in games/has a girl persona online, or wishes to"
Me in 2021: "Is this nihilism?" The Nihilism: *is actually existentialism*
Formal Frog meme. "It is with great displeasure to inform you I went to IKEA and couldn't find a BLÅHAJ".
A blank version of the scales