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yuri sommelier. trans woman in her early thirties. technology gremlin.

cover of wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, showing the Marina "corncob" towers in Chicago
Sisko from DS9 on a baseball field confidently proclaiming: It's linear!
from: Summoned Along with a Home Center, I'll Bring About a Dungeon Renovation! content: an anime girl looking shocked, with thought bubble saying "she's a freak!"
First result in "people also ask" google widget: "Who got Kaguya pregnant?"
a laptop lid with several stickers, including an ASCII art cat and an axolotl. in the center of the laptop, there's a Haro and a knife in lesbian-flag colors. the knife is positioned in a way that suggests Haro is wielding it, Rayman-style
Char's Counterattack-era Amuro Ray with a speech bubble drawn on the bottom to make it appear that it's him saying the quoted text. (the joke is that Chan Agi, his sorta-maybe-girlfriend in the film, transforms into something that looks like a tetris T piece through newtype magic)
"поднимите мне веки, не вижу" scene from Viy(1968) with GTA "Wasted" superimposed over it
a still from a soviet movie called Kin-Dza-Dza where two characters in a desert are greeting someone in a weird open hand gesture
picture from the manga Pink Candy Kiss. A woman is blushing and thinking "i'm gonna eat you up!"
src: Normality and Monsters
cheerful girl in a clothing store exclaims "check this out!" while holding a shirt saying "BIG BOOBS Okinawa"
phoenix wright in a santa hat proclaiming "Almost christmas means it wasn't christmas!"
screenshot from the Kase-san anime with a shoddily drawn plane, and scribbled notes showing all the inaccuracies of that drawing
adorable little old-timey girl in a manhwa asking "do you have a clitoris as well, father?"
manga panel. a cheerful character in a skirt exclaims: "my name is lily. lily blind"
written text: "keeping with the fishing ang gender themes of the manga,"
Yu-Gi-Oh doujin called "let's get lovey-dovey forever" with tags: bdsm, finger licking, lots of sex, masturbation, nsfw, spanking, toys, yuri
screenshot from manga reading interface. previous chapter: "she likes me a little, right?". current chapter: "get away from me, you homo!"
woman sitting at computer writing snippets: love triangle, black-haired beauty, woman with issues, glasses, countryside scenery, road trip, yuri
My Next Life As a Villainess: All Roads Lead to Doom
manga panel: two laughing adult women projected into the background of an exterior shot of an apartment building. In a semi-transparent "handwritten" font, text next to them says "Have gay sex". In the bottom of the image, bold italicized text says "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY..."
wikipedia quote: Early advertising called the new invention the "girl-less, cuss-less, out-of-order-less, wait-less telephone"
screenshot of flash videogame "hanna in a choppa", where a stick figure inspired by road safety signage sits in a simplistically drawn helicopter with a orange-objects-black-background palette
teenager yelling at their guardian figure: "wait a sec, is this what they mean when they talk about traumatic memories? like, is one being made *right now*? is this gonna be one of those embarrassing things that you suddenly remember when you're trying to go to sleep?"