Amanda

@hellomanders.bsky.social

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She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s. ALT pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand. Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”

close up of a ceramic (?) clown face with one eye … blinking? both eyes have blue eyeshadow underneath the eyes. The nose is red and there’s a vertical red line that extends up between the eyes. the mouth of the clown was at one point painted all red, but all that remains of the paint is one corner, giving slightly the impression that there is blood dripping from the corner of the mouth. this particular clown has a black bowl haircut and is wearing a red bowler hat.
black cat (edgar) intertwined with grey tabby (walter). edgar is looking towards the camera while walter has his eyes closed and is buried in edgar’s chest. both of them have their tongues out.
cardboard sign that reads “all you fascists bound to lose”
screenshot of an etsy page selling a round sticker with a yellow border & jimothy, the short-spined squirrel, at the center. It’s selling for $4 & if you purchase it now it will arrive july 25-30.
close up of frenchy’s kid picking their nose with an ambivalent look on their face
Kehinde Wiley St. Dionysus
“i hope i appear to you in your dreams like this” dark image of what appears to be a person on a roof with 6 giant wings
man in a white tshirt and blue shorts doing the splits with the words “i can go lower” danny devito is next to him filming so maybe this is a scene from everything’s sunny?
mostly white basset hound with long light brown ears. she’s looking up towards the ceiling. there are shelves of records behind her.
luigi mangione in a white collared shirt under a green sweater, looking pensive.
@threads They beating your ass in the replies. Want to limit who can reply?
walter, a grey tabby, sits upon the bassett hound bernadette’s toy sloth. the way he is laying upon it makes it appear as though he has two long arms with big white mitts.
little free library with dark wood stain in the shape of a birdhouse. you can see some books through the circle window in the front. At the base is a pink squirrel amongst the weeds and rocks. there’s a francesca hong for governor sign to the right.
upside down drawing of a blue elephant with an X for eyes. words read “this elephant is more alive than mitch mcconnell”
postcard of a mugshot of wo sing (see next photo for description). In the background is my living room.
looking southeast towards downtown chicago from the rooftop pool at my hotel. train tracks run through the center of the picture, with a mural of a woman’s face to the left. the skies are starting to part to show the sun breaking through.
my black cat Edgar, holding a neon yellow ball up to his face with his paw. he’s staring at the camera with one single fang showing. he’s laying upon a faded blue carpet.
black cat laying with a toy mouse on a blue, washed out carpet. his neck is stretched out & his yellow eyes are wide. as a bonus you can see a few of his tiny beans on the bottom left corner. play mode activated.
grey tabby cat on a brown table with some light pouring in from the left side of the frame. walter the cat is looking up and off camera, his whiskers lit white by the sun.
close up of an orange and yellow lily with some green foliage in the background. slightly visible is a blue fence.
screenshot of the weather channels prediction for the 3pm hour. partly cloudy feels like 94(F) rain 0 dew point 72- muggy uv index 6-high air quality 65 - moderate humidity-63% high
remi, the therapy dog. large grey dog with a white chest and clear brown eyes which see directly into your soul. he’s laying on his blue bed with a blanket half underneath him. one paw is dark grey, while the other is white.
picture of the corner of a street with a blue post. on the ground are three koi fish, two are orange, black & white while the third is black & white. there is minimal grass in the upper right corner.
peter griffin from family guy runs down the street and hits his leg on the mailbox. he spends an absurdly long time holding his shin in pain.
view of a bar full of lake ephemera. there’s a chicken song playing in the background. enter two extremely reluctant teenagers carrying a bunch of rotisserie chickens through the isles from the spit (largest in wisconsin) to the kitchen. this is at a place in lake geneva wisco
old color photo of my dad in his army jacket, shaggy hair & a mustache
photo of a little free library with a circular window. behind it is a red tree surrounded by greenery. to the right of the library is a francesca hong for governor sign. ✊
black cat with a small orange ball. he’s lying on a rug with a pink ottoman next to him.
beautiful blonde woman on the left holding a paper cat cutout. i’m on the right in a manders hat and black hoodie and my eyes are closed, looking slightly demonic.
photo of walter the tabby sitting on the back of a grey couch glaring at me, who’s eyes are wide open. i have bedhead, per usual. there are pink drapes behind us & through the window are trees & a house.
mural of the late, great bob uecker. mural done by the amazing mauricio ramirez, a true milwaukee treasure
black cat lying next to a brown & white basset hound. They’re lying on a grey rug with a credenza behind them. the basset is looking away from the black cat, unsure of her safety around the void.
kermit the frog on a scooter in two panels. first panel kermit says “going to fuck your mom” second panel he says “line was too long”
brandontour’s thread “this fucking idiot bitch”
man in a vest and tie points at another man in a suit and says “you’re gay this month” next panel has the same man yelling “you’re all fucking gay this month!”
my friend aza in grey shorts, a grey tshirt & grey hat leaning over a small cedar little free library. it has a circle as the window. in the background is a truck full of handyman stuff.
glass with ice filled with loomer wild grape thc in it, with the can next to it.
this fucking idiot bitch tweet by brandontour
tee shirt with a ouija board on it & the words “sorry i can’t talk, i’m on the phone with my dad”
rainbow unicorn with a sash that says “we called off pride, now it’s gay wrath month” the unicorn is in front of a grey dystopian background with flames coming from its feet.
me & my sweet lady on a farm with two red barns in the background. i’m wearing a schlitz (rip) snapback, black glasses & a red hoodie with a blue vest. my sweet lady is wearing a grey hoodie & ghost earrings.
message from robert clivilles: PLEASE BE AWARE that Freedom Williams has done his best to steal, misrepresent and or misuse our name. C&C Mysic Factory which in-fact means Civilles & Cole Music Factory. Freedom Williams should not be using it to tour nor represent what this group stands for in anyway! He should address himself as Freedom Williams formerly a guest artist on C&C Music Factory. Freedom Williams was never an actual member of C&C, never, Freedom Williams was […] beginning “contractually” and “credited” as a guest featured Artist, that’s all.
“How is op doing in the comments?” “to shreds, you say!”
black cat sitting on a cat tree in front of a window. he’s staring at the camera and holding out his paw towards the camera with his furry beans.
80s text design which reads “jesus fucking christ “
3 leaf monstera plant with two small dog statues in the pot. it’s in a window with a stained glass red apple hanging & an anti ice poster at the bottom of the window, behind the pot.
brown tshirt with a oujia board on it and the words “sorry I can’t talk, I’m on the phone with my mom”
bat signal in the sky only it’s a folding chair
grey striped tabby cat with a really pissed off face, eyes slit and mouth open. it’s funny though, because there’s a multicolored string draped over his ear.
butch in a black vest, red shirt & striped tie with a slight mohawk. i’m kissing a gorgeous femme in a black and white dress. we’re both in bliss.
two sleeping cats. one striped tabby laying on my lap with a black cat on the other side of my leg, facing the opposite direction. today i’m wearing blue & green argyle socks. there is a grass stain on my jeans, please ignore my ugly saturday pants.
ink drawing on sepia paper of an older woman in a long dress and apron. she has short black hair, glasses and a wrinkly face. the kicker is her saggy tits resting upon a pie she is carrying.
saved by the bell font generator with the word “drugs”
side view of a custom nike shoe. red sole and red swoosh & laces. the rest of the shoe is blue.
photo grab of a teepublic t-shirt for sale for $16. it’s a black tshirt with a rainbow on it & the words “this is my killing shirt”
closeup of a donkeys head with floofy bangs. i’m crouched behind him. this is a minute before he knocked me over, goofball.
picture of me (on the right) with a beautiful brown horse who has an elegant stripe down his face. this is heath.
book cover of How to Hold Back Tears by Jooyoung Kim. the cover is mostly green grass with a blue sky at the top. there are a bunch of different children on the grass and one tear drop at the top.
grey tabby cat sitting on a plush sloth. there’s a 50s style tile beneath them.
black cat laying down in the background with a grey striped tabby is in the foreground. both are staring at the camera swathed in golden afternoon sunlight.