Mark Steadman

@hellosteadman.com

89 Followers 54 Following

Building websites and apps to get you off your goddamn screen.

Simpsons character, Principle Skinner, holding up a pager whose message reads "Fridge too loud"
A autotuned musical rendition that can only be described as "wacky" of the words "Due to compounding current events, my freaking limit has ben exceeded. Ooh yeah!"
Scene from Reservoir Dogs
A mockup of a billboard outside a fancy building. The billboard reads as follows: If you would like to share your political and social views, please do it on a podcast geared towards that audience. I really enjoyed your productivity content, so it’s a shame you ruined it this way. 3 int if 5 stars, by Tim777-1
If you believe in peace, remove your podcast from Spotify today.
A 40 year old man and a man in his 60s clasping hands in a brightly lit TV studio as they wait to see if they’ve answered a question correctly
A 6 panel comic. In panel 1, a stick figure finds themself at Heaven, asking "Am I dead?" The stick figure angel replies "That’s right. Welcome to Heaven! Let me just check my notes before we find you a room… OK, this is all looking fine. You were kind to children and animals… weren’t crueler than you needed to be. Great job! Oh no… hang on. It says here that in 2025 you recorded a podcast in which you said you wanted to “double-click” on something the guest said." "Oh no!" replies the first figure. "Does that mean…?" "‘Fraid so", replies the angel. "It’s eternal damnation for you. Tossing and turning in the firy pit, flamin’ hot pokers up the bum… the whole deal. Unless…?" "What!? I’ll do anything!" insists the figure. "You couldn’t rate and review MY podcast, could you?" asks the angel. "Honestly, it really helps the show get discovered." The figure opens his bum cheeks wide and says "I’ll take option A."
This guy
iPhone screenshot showing a word game with the word “ballache” entered as a suggestion, and the feedback “Not in word list”
Tortoise-shell cat sitting on lap in front of TV
Slice of frittata on a plate with a fork to the side
Lyric video