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@hellyeahdude.bsky.social

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Socialism with cum characteristics

A very dry lifeless squirrel among house insulation.
Depiction of neolib chartdork by @hausofdecline. A bloodless quant holds up a graph where the numbers are clearly going up.
Cartoon depiction of chartdork by haus
Crop of the neolib chartdork in the original comic
Screen recording of Kerbal Space Program where the camera zooms in on a Kerbal atop a lunar lander on the moon.
A hand hopelessly tries to engage the blades of a running John Deere riding lawnmower. Next to the switch is a hilarious warning diagram of a figure running over a small child while making direct eye contact with it.
Screenstill from Raising Arizona: "FART" is written in black crayon on wood paneling
[Screenshot of three subsequent skeets] bobhudsonvalley.bsky.social‬: "Madam Prime Minister Meloni , welcome to the resistance" flan42.bsky.social‬: "She's a fascist" edstrohmaier.bsky.social‬ "Bot👆🏻"
Chaotic photo from the "Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake" of a bunch of people tumbling down a hill after a cheese wheel
Screenshot of this skeet with my timelines's next skket below it: "I mean statistically it could happen today" by @dopestatistics
Deepfried "E" meme, a man testifying in a suit has a head crossed between Markplier and Lord Farquaad
[Screens from Donnie Darko edited into a meme] DD: I made a new [market innovation] Therapist: [New] or [rent-seeking] DD: [rent-seeking]
screenshot from Upright Citizens Brigade of Thunderball's gun, which is off limits
[Photograph] A red motorcycle with a coolguy antifascist sticker before a fence with a large longhorn on the other side looking directlyinto the camera
[Photograph] A nurse runs down the hall of a hospital carrying a bed pan with a monumental turd in it.
Screenshot from The Simpsons - men holding cash cheer on monkeys in a knife fight
[Screenshot of my youth diagnostic testing result] Verbal comprehension Index: 110 Perceptual Organization Index: 142 Freedom from Distractability Index: 109 Processing Speed Index: 93
The Rock in a wrestling ring says "Shut up bitch!"
Graph of housing cost versus CPI rent index and median household income, showing housing costs vastly outpacing income
Size comparison of a juvenile and adult pterodactyl next to an average adult man, whose genitals are not visible.
Video: a man burns an american flag at the base of the then-removed elk statue, cutting to the charred remains. An easy-listening cover of "Party in the USA" plays
Photograph: chainlink fence sections hang from the elk's antlers
Screenshot of MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - A cartoon spider wearing a diaper stands next to a spider web with a cardboard cutout of a child holding a lolly pop
[screen recording of the videogame besiege] a six-leggeed robot on an abstract hilly terrain shows off various locomotions.
Two cats sleeping on a blanket. The camera zooms in to them holding paws
A frog with a butt
A person googles "how to stop gambling" but clicks "I'm feeling lucky"
In a two-storey duck house a top duck lays an egg that drops on a bottom duck
A guy pours monster on a laid down television to show what happens. He then does a kickflip on it.
Sped up footage of a cat kneading a blaja shark to chaotic sax music
[photograph] The largest industrial woodchipper mulchifies an old-growth tree trunk
Two sitting cats on the floor next to a counter looking up at you
Picture of Jim Downey sitting at a table with headphones, sitting at a mic.
Photograph of an elephant drinking out of a toilet. The Elephant is labelled "you". The Toilet is labelled "wrong opinion juice"
[Screenshot of text app] Sent: "Is this anything" is like zoomer slang when presenting a low-effort idea Recieved: I don't speak white person Gen Z Recieved: I'm 43. I say something but if you look at my socials I mostly follow black womens. So hipster PNW not really my thing as much
A video of a tiny silver snake in some leaves. The camera starts zoomed in and then zooms out in intervals
Graph from https://www.statista.com/statistics/1128057/russia-opinion-on-dissolution-of-the-ussr-by-age/ showing older generations more likely to "regret the dissolution of the USSR"
Screenshot of hinge profile: "I love this country, too bad it's going to shit 🧃👀"
Picture of my motorcycle's dash screen indicating 66.4 miles per gallon.
A nurse carries a truly monumental turd in a bedpan.
two-window meme: (top) a bumper sticker with a stick figure labelled "your son" next to the outline of a soldier labelled "my son" (bottom) a photoshop of a guy pointing and laughing labelled "my son" and a casket draped in a USA flag labelled "your son"
A topography map of Iran. Iran is a parallelogram-shaped country with hundreds of kilometers of mountainous regions along all of its parameter.
[Screenshot of successive tweets] Robin Velencia: "@cockremover.bsky.social is the great poster philosopher" Emma (@cockremover.bsky.social): "She's cumming without balls, sir"
A close-up of The Count's face with contrast and saturation exaggerated
Th count from Sesame Street with a speech bubble overhead
mspaint comic: (1) a nazi seig-heils in front of two people (2) one observer says to the other, "man, fuck nazis" (3) The other observer says "not everyone you disagree with is a nazi" (4) zoom on the first observer
[screenshot of chan-format post] "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP" over a cartoon of a catgirl child who indeed spilled their juice on the table in front of them
[photograph] a man sits in a milkbath in a dirty bathroom. A woman peers through a dark window to the outside.
A picture of a colorful monkey species with an erection
Alf but he's sexy and printing a pair of tied joggers.
Photoshop of a guy with an apple in his foreskin where it's made to look like Kirby is eating the apple (I think??)
Illustration by JIZ: An anthropomorphic dog bulldozes a pile of severed dicks, breasts, vaginas, and anuses off a cliff. In the background, dumptrucks labelled TITS/DICKS/PUSSIES dump their payloads into their respective landfills.
[Illustration] a guy faces a mirror and touches it with his palm. In his reflection is his fursonna, a werewolf with massive cock and balls both to the floor.
Photograph: Literally just an extreme close up of my ass after taking riot munitions
Photograph: David Duke in a car with an shittily made graphic on the side reading "KLAN BORDER WATCH" above a white power symbol.
[Screenshot of Wolfenstein3D (DOS, 1992)] The player faces RoboHitler, the final boss at the end of the game. A pixelated RoboHitler consists of HItler's head in a Jar mounted upon a bipedal robot armed with three Gatling-style machine guns
Screenshot of tweet by ceejoyner: "Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names." 11:28 AM, 29 May 13