Kawa-oneechan

@helmet.kafuka.org

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I'm not like other guys. I'm a kitty. #FurryArtist, #programmer, and #conlang amateur. Canonkeeper of the #FirrhnaProject. He/him, they/them is fine. 42 years on this fuck of an Earth. https://helmet.kafuka.org/

SimCity on the Commodore 64.
The original UnrealEd, as provided with the original Unreal, running on Windows 98.
A Windows 98/2000 style window frame, with the gradient. Inside is the TweakUI icon at 1x size, 2x size, and 4x size.
The flowerpot is now Kirby.
Blender view of a flowerpot with Blender-default material.
Test results. Zooble at 85%, Gangle and Kinger at 75%, Pomni at 65%, Jax at 60%, Caine and Ragatha at 45%.
Jax Digitalcircus serving on the stage during the opening number, but with hair, lashes, a ribbon, chocker, and shirt painted on.
HDoom weapon sprite of a poetry book. The right page reads "my love for you is like a truck BERSERKER would you like some making fuck BERSERKER".
Test results: 60% Asuka, 45% Kaworu, 75% Misato, 50% Shinji, 40% Gendo, 50% Ritsuko, 40% Rei.
Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance: "Can you believe it Jack? The Republicans say I'm too lighthearted and kind!"
Gundam Aerial Rebuild, all assembled. She has her rifle out in the right hand and appears to be leaning on the barrel, and holds a beam saber in the left, which also has a shield attached to the forearm. A cheap fly swatter blurs in the background for scale.
Project Special K logo, but only the "Project" word has a wooden panel background. The rest gets a translucent dark purple not unlike the rest of the game interface. The random quote at the bottom for this run reads "Not powered by Godot".
OP's cat character holding up a Gundam plastic model kit, the High-Grade Gundam Aerial Rebuild, and singing "do you want to build Space Oomfie" like they're in Disney's Frozen. The box is a literal photo.
The alternate title screen for Goblins 3, which adds a Quest and looks like fifteen minutes of Photoshop. One of the characters from the second screen in the game, not even the main character, is badly blurred.
Deleted skeet showing a Trump post depicting Trump as a buff sportsball player surrounded by shirtless cheerleading guys in shorts, piss filter and all.
The pyramid of needs but it's one solid triangle that has "hrt that makes you a kittycat" written in it.
A blue sky with clouds. In the clouds, the vague shapes and colors of the Project Special K test map can be seen, with green grass, a light brown cliff face, and a red and white couch.
Hnng. Colonel, I'm trying to enjoy my pancake lunch but it's dummy thick and the smell of these meats keeps attracting the guards.
"Typing insights" statistics. All of them are zero.
kawa plush toy sitting against a wall
The Banyan Tree screen from Jet Set Willy, which is notoriously hard to cross.
Chiitan failing to get into a hammock, undercarriage showing. An Elden Ring style banner reads "hammock entry failed".
Brian from Quest 64 sitting on a train seat. More seats are visible off to the right, and a piece of train cabin wall is visible on the left, with blurry woodlands in the window. Behind Brian, there's only a dark blue void because you're not supposed to turn around in this train cabin. On top of all that are some Dear Imgui windows, notably one with camera controls.
What appears to be Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid pressed against a nondescript wall, holding a gun. Except for some reason Snake is a kitty.
Duke Nukem, an old DOS game in sixteen colors and low resolution. The floor has distorted reflections on it, including the wall, Duke himself, some pipes, and a sign.
Windows XP Solitaire, but with a later version's card style. The "select card back" dialog box has a scrolling list of options, showing 3.1 Solitaire's card backs, some from TriPeaks, and the XP decks.
The image from the quoted post, but it's only line art.
YouTube video card from OP's recommendations: "The Amazing Digital Circus but it's the N64 soundfont" by smoodle.
First person view of OP aiming a Nerf gun at a plush Jax from Digital Circus, boomer shooter style. Jax is grinning as usual despite this being his execution.
Well shit. That's a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didn't even need solving. But damn if it didn't just get solved so nice work.
Why's profile. I'm blocked.
RPG character standing next to a chair. A green circle around the character and red rectangles around the chair and a nearby plant show their collisions.
The "About" window for Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8, but it's Jax. The lady on the right has been replaced with a plush toy of Jax in a maid dress.
A bit of an RPG-like tile map depicting a table with three chairs around it and an open book. A three by three area of tiles centered on the top left of the table is outlined in red squares denoting where the collisions go.
Richter Belmont asks: "Who's Harry Potter?"
Cropped screenshot of Lum Invader dancing on top of the Windows 98 task bar.
TF2 Heavy on the left, with a "DLSS OFF" badge in the corner. To the right, photorealistic TF2 Heavy that isn't real and can't kill you, and a "DLSS ON" badge.
Animal Crossing New Horizons style dialogue box: "Holy shit is that a shiny catsuit?"
A grid stating which Ogg Vorbis loop point tags are supported by which game things (VGMStream, RPG Maker, ZDoom, UZDoom, Sonic Robo Blast 2, and the Beckett Engine). VGMStream recognizes every listed tag, the others only one or two. UZDoom supports three, and Beckett one but with the other two that UZDoom supports marked as "considered".
A screenshot of the result of the delta E ok JND showing 0.0034. "You're seeing differences that most color scientists would call noise. If you're not already calibrating displays for a living, you're leaving money on the table."
The "New Stack" dialog box from HyperCard, as seen in ResEdit. But it's not from HyperCard. It's actually from Myst.
A piece of Discord chat. integerbang: "a comical image of tux, the linux mascot," along with a couple of images that look nothing like tux Kawa-kaichō: It saw "tux", short for tuxedo, which is often considered together with penguins. Makes sense. hunterk: needs moar m00bs Kawa-kaichō: "the linux mascot" completely went ignored. Kawa-kaichō: Truly, very intelligent indeed! Kawa-kaichō: And then there's me. If you ask me to draw Tux the linux mascot, I draw Xenia instead. integerbang: draw tux the linux mascot Kawa-kaichō: You didn't say the magic word~ integerbang: please :) Kawa-kaichō: please hold hunterk: sudo Kawa-kaichō: hunterk is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
A quickly drawn sketch of Xenia the Linux Fox holding up a sign that says "Happy International Women's Day". The text on the sign has signs of the artist pretending to be a so-called AI image generator.
Screenshot of a classic Macintosh. There is a Finder window in the background showing the System folder, Apple Extras, and a highlighted image file. The image is shown in the foreground in all its one bit per pixel glory.