Helm Hammerhand Appreciator

@helmhammer.bsky.social

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There is no escape - we pay for the violence of our ancestors.

Global X MLP & Energy Infrastructure ETF NYSEARCA: MLPX Follow 75.12 USD +38.45 (104.85%) + past 5 years
Kospi chart showing the index quadrupling in the last six months while barely moving for 20 years prior
ARKW ETF trades selling Tesla and buying SpaceX
Quarterly Product Revenue' (Millions) 26% Y/Y Growth $997 $943 $900 $829 $790 Q1 FY25 Q2 FY25 Q3 FY25 Q4 FY25 Q1 FY26
An interaction where Mike Silva, confronted with a fact about Platner that contradicted his earlier statement, declined to respond.
Tweet from Puru Saxena, a debilitatingly mendacious “investor”, replying to a critique about valuation with “You like accounting numbers or do you like to make money?”
Cancellation screenshot with reason given as “Jimmy Kimmel did nothing wrong.”
Two headlines about KKR in the FT, the first reading “KKR confronts 449 milllion earnings hole as flagship Italian deal sources”, the second “KKR submits 4bn big to take majority stake in Thames Water”
Excerpt from Brookfield Q4 letter claiming a 2.1x MOIC for renewable projects
Elon Musk stopping payment to a Lutheran church affiliated charity
My response to an AI booster complaining about being dunked on by Kevin Kruse: “weren’t you just saying the signal value of an English grade is zero? If you aren’t capable of being respectful, why assume others will be to you, especially when you’re making a pretty extraordinary claim with no evidence to support it?”
Jesse Singal posting a skeet on Twitter to direct harassment to that individual