Helwise

@helwise1.bsky.social

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Upside down horse shoe crab on sandy beach.
Moxie with an orange fluffy ball in front of her face. She's a white and tabby cat/floof monster on a brown carpet.
A large spider, slender of thorax and very fucking long of leg.
A head shot of a very handsome otter named Steve. Caption reads Steve: How much is the rent for this gorgeous apartment? "SIR, this is a bottle store."
Moxie, a tabby and white cat, lying on her back on a mustard coloured blanket. She has a very fluffy but untouchable tummy.
Moxie, a tabby and white cat, sleeping upside down.
From Twonks: a cartoon drawing of a pink brain against a teal background. A sign hangs on the brain saying "Opening hours 1am-4am
A white and tabby cat curled up asleep. Legs are everywhere, ridiculously floofy tail extending off to the side.
Vote compass graph from 2023 showing Labour as National adjacent.
Title how to distract an Egyptian god. Three frames. 1. A cat headed God. 2. God looking over its shoulder at a box. 3. God in a box.
A cartoon woman holding 2 crystals beaming rainbows. One rainbow is labelled grateful to be here, the other is labelled what the actual fuck.
A white cat paw with lots of toe floof and 2 pink beans plus a black and pink pad showing.
A tabby and white cat sprawled on the floor, blissed out, with an orange fluffy ball beside her.
Moxie, a tabby and white cat with an extraordinarily bushy tail, sleeping on yellow blanket in a pose that would give a human neck pain for weeks.
A skeleton lies sprawled across a path.
A wise looking dude in I guess regency garb. Text reads: There's eleven types of people in this world. Those who understand Roman numerals and those who do not.
A lump of amethyst crystal sitting on a velvety green surface with sunlight beaming through the crystal.
Moxie is snoozing with all her might. She's a white (lower half) and tabby cat on a yellow blanket. It's difficult to determine where her face is.
A tabby and white cat curled up on a yellow blanket.
Godawful photo of a paradise duck standing on a rock in the middle of an awa/river.
A picture of David Seymour with the word knob above his head.
This is the screen that comes after you hit the donate button.
A little cat sleeping on her scratch pad which is behind her bed.
Moxie (a cat) demonstrating use of frozen tea towel a few years ago.
Two ducks using the neighbours roof to gawk through my living room windows.
A book on a green background. It's Hedge Witch by Jaide Dee
A tabby and white on a mustard coloured blanket.
A small stone bridge with red shrubs beside it and a greenery covered hill behind it.
A disorganised pile of tabby and fur that is a car sleeping on a yellow blanket.
A penguin dressed as batman stands on a cliff edge gazing across the ocean. The caption reads "Rumour has it both of his parents were killed by clown fish"
A black coloured bird with a white bib feasting on flowers from harakeke (Aotearoa/NZ flax).
A 3 panel cartoon. The guys starts happy and awake after a good sleep then promptly goes online filling his brain with misery.
A tabby and white cat locks her long white fur.
Tim Walz holding a piglet. It is the best I have ever seen of a politician.
A cat on a blue blanket. Front feet towards the camera, beans up.
A white fluffy tummy belonging to a tabby and white cat. She's lying on her back on a yellow blanket with her he against a blue blanket. Her front paws are alongside her tum in a human like fashion.
A tabby with a black stripe down her back and white shoulders is loaf shaped on a blue blanket. Moxie is actually a smol sized cat but looks like a big butt here.
Strings of Xmas baubles with mens faces on them line the top and bottom of the image. The text in middle reads "you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: the patriarchy discourges men from displaying emotions."
Sam the Eagle as Spock from Star Trek.
Photo of Yule Odin incense box by Fermata of Port Chalmers.
An elder God sits at a booth like Lucy's psychiatrist booth from the cartoon Peanuts. The sign reads psychological torture 5c and below that, the unspeakable eldritch horror is in.
2 panel cartoon. Top panel is a selfie of what looks like 2 flowers, faces in there center surrounded by "petals". Bottom panel is a pair of partially peeled bananas looking up at their phone. Clearly the petals are the peel. Text reads "Aw we look so pretty" (top panel) and "let's take another one" (bottom panel).
The Title is "Wombat Architecture Critics". The drawing is of a cube shaped building with 2 wombats looking at it. One says to the other "Well that looks like shit".
2 sea lions on a beach at the point where the waves meet sand. White water in the background.
Trump and Bill Clinton holding hands. Trump's tee-shirt reads "I drained the swamp". Clinton's reads "swamp".
A goldfinch standing on long dandelion stem against a green hedge.
4 Pics of new crab. Adorable crab is yellow to the front/upper body and black further down carapace and has black legs. New guy is sitting on a green leaf in all pics and photographed from behind (A & C/ left) and from the from (B & D/ right).
First pic ever taken of Moxie, a small tabby and white cat who is much larger and fluffier 4 years later.
A blue cartoon cat pointing at a list of instructions. The instructions are say:eye; spell:map; say: Ness.
A stork flying along with an elderly man dangling from a blanket in its beak. The caption reads fuck I'm late.
A cat who appears mostly white except for her tabby head, attacking a yellow blanket.
Moxie, a green eyed tabby and white cat, peering over the arm of a green couch. Brown curtains form the background.
A little tabby and white cat sleeping like a weirdo on a yellow blanket.
Moxie having a snooze. She's a very fluffy tabby and white cat.
A drawin gof Clint eastward done in the style of the Kiss by Klimt
A worm driving an Apple car with the text "you got fast car, I got a plan to get us of here".
Light on the wall coming inthougg a window of very old glass, the window frame making a cross shaped shadow in the wavy light pattern.
Moxie, a medium long haired white and tabby sitting on yellow blanket, looking elegant.
Light on water with patterns caused by the wind ruffling the water.
4 panel cartoon: 1 an otter with its head out of the water. 2 the otter dives and we see its tail (text reads splash). 3 a cat is standing on the shore observing the otter, thinking "holy crap." 4 the cat is shown thinking "a mermaid!"