Jack

@hendrixtrog.bsky.social

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(he/him) Available to do the meatwad voice for your wedding, baby shower, divorce paper signings, and so much more.

Slim Chickens Ranch Remix
the ending of neon genesis evangelion but at least one part is off, was gregg turkington always in the show?
Is there ANYTHING that isn’t getting worse?
Shaved butter on flour mix
Hard Boiled - Five Stars with a heart and a rewatch swirl D.E.B.S. - 4 stars with a heart In The Line Of Duty 4 - 4 1/2 Stars and a heart The Furious - 4 stars and a heart
Mortal Kombat II - 1 1/2 stars and a heart Space Adventure Cobra - 3 stars Golden Bat - Three stars and a heart Abraxis - no rating. just a review. bad bad bad
(oooo boy this is gonna be a lot of typing on my part) In order from left to right on both sides. First Bad then Good: Smash Ultimate Deluxe, Game remaster shown with nasty AI upscale hackjob, The Dead Speak! Tupac returns, Forever Entertainment, Ocarina remake that takes an easy route, Call of Duty on screen longer than 30 seconds, Extended showcase of Hoyoverse games, Jared Leto is in the Zelda movie, "NATE WAS RIGHT", Game revealed to have AI after direct, Direct narrator gets too cute, Remake that replaces original, game that is basically batman combat, farming game with no juice, "WHY NO 3D MARIO" backlash, begging me to use gameshare. Fire Emblem shows more of the units with guns, NSO game that ruins scalper plans on EBAY, neat visual novel, rhythm heaven, out of nowhere JRPG from the 90s, give me just a lil more star fox, square enix JRPG philly, "I hope this has mouse mode" - me, Luigi Backrooms, Mario Kart World adds space ships and Star Fox, Umamusume that is not gaacha, Grasshopper rescues FSR, Monolith Soft shows new game, New Nintendo Pinball game, Kingdom Hearts 2 for Switch 2 native this time, Ace Attorney Please?
TCH from On Cinema
Letterboxd 4 for this week 5/22/2026 Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway something circe (it's the second one) - 3 and 1/2 stars plus a heart Shatter - 3 stars and a heart The Bodyguard - 2 stars Rockula - 1 Star and a heart
banner for MSH Nation: The Campion's Chase featuring a terrible photo of Casey Webb (from Man V. Food. Yes there was a second run of that show with this dude instead of the original guy. Yes that second run did end in 2022 and it's 2026 now but clearly someone still thinks this is a big get) doing a triangle pose with his hands while seasonings are positioned in the center.
Report of the Week video titled "Are We Nearing The End?" Reviewbra is contemplating in his room about fast food's end in his styling suit. The globe behind him will explode in a week's time.
Letterboxd watches for the week: Wicked City - 2 stars Death Race - 3 stars and a heart Robojok - 3 1/2 stars and a heart Orson Welles at the magic castle - 3 stars
Goku from Dragon Ball on twitter giving the news: “Just got word from King Kai. Chuck Norris has passed through the Other World Check-In Station”
In the line of duty IV - 4 stars rewatch Class of 1999 - 4 stars Sonatine - 4 1/2 stars Mario Galaxy movie - 2 stars
Heheheheheheh me in my sickos shirt yes YES!
the three robocop teachers from Class of 1999 about to waste some nu caloric crate runners with shotguns
Maximum Impact - 1 Star Ninja Scope/ Akakage 3-D Adventure - 3 stars Perfect Blue - 4 1/2 stars rewatch Sirens - 3 stars
Master Shake realizes michael clayton is on criterion
Ichiban beer
Did fujimoto just get tired and decided he wanted out? I feel like I got a taste of what people reading Death Note while it was running felt with its part 2 ending. I guess he can always go back to writing short manga stories since Look Back at this rate will get a video game adaptation after the live action version comes out. Chainsaw Man Part 2 had some great moments, perhaps the most I’ve laughed out loud reading anything ever, but I can’t deny this ended with a dud for me.
my totally sentient calculator that is going to run applebees in 3 years and if you disagree that it is alive I am so going to debate you in the comments with really terrible quality posts until you disengage and grab a fridge cigarette because I am also somehow your boss or an untouchable peer
gregg with movie angel
gregg gojo
my guardian angel is here to rumble
let hollywood know we want these movies remade asap thank you vfa production
the michael phenomenon
gorg turkeyton from vhs in the doodle dots stage
New Heidecker holding onto a piece of intellectual property gold with sam of the god dang doodle dots
a screenshot from umamusume pretty derby where Seeking the Pearl asks Taiki the cowboy horse girl to only speak with body language and the word "revolution"
a lady transforms into an xbox goth and shoots her console gaming gun at whatever the heck she wants
a human being did something magical for me and drew this dot. LOOK AT THAT DOT Y'ALL! YOU SEEING THIS? I FEEL ALIVE LOOKING AT THIS!
a cohost post with an image of Xavier Box giving his xbox sign: I HAVE SEEN THE XBOX PODCAST AND I AM ASHAMED BY THE ACTIONS OF ONE PHIL SPENSER FOR TAKING OUR PRECIOUS XBOX HERITAGE AND SELLING IT TO THE VILLANOUS SONY AND NINTENDO MY SOURCES TOLD ME TO NOT TRUST PHIL FROM THE START! NOTICE IN HIS NAME: Phil SPenser... AKA PSP; A SONY PLANT ALL ALONG NOW WE MUST WATCH AS FOUR XBOX GAMES ARE SOILED BY OTHER PLATFORMS THAT DON'T EVEN RUN WINDOWS! SHAME WE MUST NOT BE SILENT! XBOX NATION WE MUST STAND WITH S1LLYPUTT AND CORNVENANT AND FIGHT BACK - XAVIER BOX
a nasty used Pokémon FireRed cartridge on sale for far too much money on ebay like what are we doing here people what the fuck
a codec call inspired interface pops in during this game (this case you're seeing just one profile, but there are more MGS feeling ones that'll pop up in each mission)
a poor crt robot buddy killed in action
An asshole trickster welcomes the game's protagonist to the town of Rosewater
A dry erase marker wheel filled with multiple options including The Raid, ATHF, DBZ, Columbo, Gundam, Microcosmos, TOTW: Walled In
The Wheel
jordan's favorite tv host jay leno next to jordan's favorite internet personality Lights Jackson Jordan: "Lights is just so talented, I hope one day I can grow up to be just like him"
A door in a restaurant with its door handle removed and replaced with a nail with a string attached to pull out
Movies ranked: 1. Twilight of the Warriors Walled In 2. Phantom of the Paradise 3. Hundreds of Beavers 4. The 12th Annual Oscar Special 5. 5 element ninjas 6. Miami Connection 7. Magnificent Warriors 8. Escape From the 21st century 9. Tokyo drifter 10. Monkey Man 11. The Raid 2 12. Altered States 13. Wishmaster 14. A Better Tomorrow II 15. The Thin Man 16. Sexy Beast 17. Double Team 18. Prince of Darkness 19. The People's Joker 20. Gamera 2 Attack of Legion 21. Le Samourai 22. The Most Dangerous Game 23. Traffic 24. Stone Cold 25. Tiger Cage 26. Out there halloween mega tape 27. Peking Opera Blues 28. The 36th chamber of shaolin 29. Ninja III the domination 30. tiny toons adventure how I spent my vacation 31. Running on Karma 32. Undeclared War 33. Lionheart 34. Bad Boys Ride or Die 35. Brazil 36. Cellular 37. Blank Check 38. Ninja Terminator 39. Wallace and Gromit vengeance most fowl 40. ET 41. Top Gun 42. The Maze Runner 43. blackhat 44. Dead or Alive 2 45. The Working Man 46. Anaconda 47. Hawk the Slayer 48. Looney Toons Back in Action 49. Spacehunter
Creepy man in taxi cab saying "Make haste before I anger"
a first person view of a boy playing a soccer video game on a couch while their parents are nearby