Paul Hennell

@hennell.bsky.social

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Words, jokes, cartoons, stuff. Only 4 awards away from an EGOT.

BBC breaking banner under an awkward looking Keir
headlines from BBC news. "Burnham says he is 'finalising' cabinet ahead of becoming PM on Monday" next to: "'Good day to drown a few sorrows,' says King as he pours pint"
Andy Burnham says "I am ready"
Fry buckling under the weight of having an entire wimbeldon court on his back and shoulders. also there's a headline above that is upside down, somewhat like some cad has rotated the image.
headline - "what must Fery do to become Wimbledon semi-finalist?"
A set of tintin books. With another set of tintin books
From father ted - a man looks over a wall saying: "I hear you're a racist now daddy"
Me clicking the reject cookies button on substack
Two BBC breaking news alerts: At 9:47 am: Breaking news: Buckingham Palace says Prince Harry will not be staying at palace Less than an hour earlier at 8:55 am: Breaking news: Prince Harry has accepted invitation to stay at Buckingham Palace
My sleep duration. 5h 55m.
Documentary footage of a couple sliding down a mountain sitting in a cello case steering with the cello, then throwing it over a border barrier as they slide underneath. It's almost like a scene from a bond movie
The sheep from the sheep detectives. A very entertaining movie by the way. Like knives out but more wooly.
Stuffed toys shaped like bottles. They have cute little faces, and are ketchup, glue and mustard. I don't know why.
A news article about a Boston neighborhood coming together to support a kids lemonade stand 1 week after THE KIDS WERE ROBBED AT GUNPOINT!
A series of labels - made over 50 posts yesterday, 100 replies yesterday, over 20 replies a day on average, no break greater than 4hrs
Elon with the worlds uglyest car
Headlines: Financial Times 5 hours ago Andy Burnham rules out cash for Waspi women after Labour backlash City AM 7 hours ago Burnham hints at payout for Waspi women claiming billions
A Farrage with no arms
An overweight child sitting on a tablet as other kids play outside. A newspaper headline reads "screens not bad for kids"
A bus with the face of starmer wobbling on the edge of a cliff, ala the i Italian job
An ai
A bottle claiming to be Hennessy "Very special" a top a post box
Drawing of the ledgend with a ladybird on his nose
A "sizeable owl" overlooking Orkney
Headline: Anti Trump sentiment being examined as motive for white house press dinner shooting
Golden baldy Ross kemp on TV choice cover squinting looking like he's about to thump you one. Next to it, the radio times cover with Ross holding a tiny pink teacup above the headline "I'm not a hard man"
A probably ai image showing a bird having made a nest with string and scotch tape.
Oranges. On an orange background.
Seagull at the end of the rainbow
The national scot newspaper. It has a single sentence of news surrounded by so many ads I clicked away.
A drawing of viktor orban in a bin
Trending videos tab. A woman is playing piano in one video and man is facing the camera in the other. His shoulder lines up with the lady's finger in the first video so it looks like his arm and that he is small.
BBC headline: Trump issues expletive-laden social media post Warning: The below post contains very strong, uncensored language that some may find offensive.
Picture from the guardian: trump as a lion and king Charles as a ring master. The headline asks "can king Charles tame trump?"
Headline from the new York times FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
The option to change from yearly to a single one off problem. It's on the page very obviously you just click it
A crass Donald Trump truth social post: "Robert Muller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
A guy in a maga hat and bright clothes with lots of guns, grenades and knives standing next to a soldier with a single rifle. Maga guy is saying "but I only voted for a culture war"
A co-opted scene from the young ones with the caption "hands up who wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?" Followed by the others all lowering their hands to the floor.
A bin with a sign saying litter and dog waste. A bike frame with no wheels has been put in front of it
The former Prince Andrew put into stocks. He's wearing a party hat and a discarded banner reads "happy birthday"
Trump truth social post with the Obama's as monkeys.
Alan sugar holding an amstrad computer with large curly hair
Byline from the BBC, "Chris Mason, Political editor, traveling with Keir Starmer"
BBC news "What happens when eight million Universal visitors need the loo?"
A screen shot of the article mentioned, why Gen z doesn't love Harry Potter
Trump looking like a sad sack of potatoes, staring off into the distance with a vacant expression.
Sad little peace prize loser donald trump with Peace Prize Winner Maria Corina Machado who is handing her his medal because he used an army to invade her country and taking the credit like a casual fan claiming "they" won the FA Cup.
A post from the white house of some terrible cartoons of JD Vance and Trump next to Dilbert. JD Vance looks like a bearded ken-doll, trump looks about 20 years younger and with a sense of humanity photos lack, and Dilbert looks... Well mostly like Dilbert.
A robin
Two bananas. One is pretty large, the other tiny.
Stop treating so many patients, NHS managers tell hospitals
Trump just grabbing at the medal like a toddler
Tim Davie's resignation letter edited to blank out large parts. It now "reads": "I wanted to let you krow that I have decided to leave the BBC for their recent demands over many years to polarise the BBC. the BBC is not perfect, open, transparent and accountable and BBC News has delivered mistakes irresponsibly."
A mashup of Alan Carr and Cat Burns. It bares some similarity to kemi badenoch. I think so anyway.
West wing box set. With less tree on the edges than mikes..
A outline of a bird on the window
From CBS news Federal agents at large wear body cameras but federal agents in Chicago have not been. "This was not a suggestion," Ellis said in court. "It wasn't a hint. It wasn't a topic of discussion or conversation. It was an order. So, I will enter it today and then I will expect that it will be followed." A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security called the ruling an "extreme act of judicial activism."
A silly man in a jumper reading ”Gary Neville is a traitor"
A fat orange faced man sitting on the back of a dove of Peace. The dove looks weird which is solely because Trump is sitting on it, and not a reflection of the artist rather winging the wing.