Hera Hex

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Just a trans rat girl, sitting in your computer doing tech support.

Magic card Art depicts a a roaring amblue dragon roaring as lightning strikes the desert behind her. She has powerful arms and legs and large impressive wings. Her wings and belly contrast with a light creme yellow to her sapphire scales. Iymrith, Desert Doom 3UU Legendary Creature — Dragon Flying Iymrith has ward 4 as long as it’s untapped. Whenever Iymrith deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then if you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. 5/5
This is the oldest card frame. Sometimes referred to as Retro frame. It's a full rectangle and the artist credit (Mark Poole in this case) is centered. These have a good chance to be valuable if they're foil/shiny regardless of rarity.
A splash page of the aftermath of Rogue combining Cyclops and Emmas powers to take out a bunch of enemies. Most of the page is just a stark wide void drawing attention to Rogue wearing a a dark green green costume with a cape and white accents striding forward. Around her are the broken and shattered bodies of her enemies, some still alive and barely conscious. The devestating attack seemingly messed with gravity as the legs of one guy can be seen floating off frame at the top, while a fish from a shattered aquarium seems to floating upwards along some of its water
Gravkill 3B Instant Exile target creature or Spacecraft. “Sing! When the Faller reaches the end of his journey, all things will arrive at the Zero Point. What is unending will persist through to the new creation and be ordered accordingly.” —The Theorem Unending and Final, Antiphon 6
A picture from presumably a children's book. It depicts three cartoon children dressed as pirates. A banner above says Today's pirate pledge. A banner below says A good purate never takes another person's property!
Virtue of Courage 3RR Enchantment Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you may exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play those cards this turn. Embereth Blaze 1R Instant — Adventure Embereth Blaze deals 2 damage to any target. (Then exile this card. You may cast the enchantment later from exile.)
Command Squad built from Bretonnian Men at Arms.
Hazmat, Jennifer Takeda 1RB Legendary Creature Human Hero 1/3 Haste, First Strike, Deathtouch Ward: Hazmat deals damage equal to her power to you and each creature you control. Whenever Hazmat deals damage to a player chose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. EMP: Destroy target Artifact it's controller draws a card. Radiation Blast: Each player gets one Rad Counter for each life they lost this turn. Wide Spectrum Blast: Each player takes damage equal to Hazmats power for each Rad Counter they have. Art depicts a japanese teenage girl in a yellow and black hazmat suit stands among slim trees. Green energy radiates from her fist and illuminates the scene. Her feet are drenched in blood.
Hero in Training 2 and a White Mana Human Hero 2/2 Rules text: On ETB draw a card, if you control another hero gain 2 life. Art depicts Hazmat in yellow and black radiationsuit in the center fighting off training robots. Mettle, a big muscular dude made out of red living Iridium with a skull for a face and veil a girl wrapoed in black bandages slowly dissolving from her own powers fight in the background. Shitty picture of a shitty white magic card doing one of my favorite characters real dirty when other d-list dipshits at least get their own shitty card.
Gideon Blackblade {1}{W}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon During your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that’s still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn. +1: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn. −6: Exile target nonland permanent.
Ifh-Bíff Efreet {2}{G}{G} Creature — Efreet Flying {G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability. 3/3
Artillery witch. Which is what it sounds like. A dark robed witch with a metallic helm/mask with two long horns summoning a 500kg bomb to launch at you. She's surrounded by a bleak desolate landscape.
A model of a warhammer 40k tank of the Imperial guard. It has a chalk wash snow camouflage and a launch apparatus with 4 red tipped missiles on the back. The missiles are hellfire missiles from the Imperial Guard Valkyre, the launch apparatus is just an anti tank barrier.
Akroma, Angel of Wrath {5}{W}{W}{W} Legendary Creature — Angel 6/6 Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red “Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving.”
Xira, the Golden Sting 1BRG Legendary Creature Insect Assassin The Art depicts an anthropomorphic wasp dressed in a fancy baroque dress and a nice big hat at a fancy party. Flying, haste Whenever Xira attacks, put an egg counter on another target creature without an egg counter on it. When that creature dies, if it has an egg counter on it, draw a card and create a 1/1 black Insect creature token with flying. 3/3
Lancer Horus Manticore. A purple four armes mech with rounded organic shapes, a bit like an angry bug. Sharp spires extruding from its hunched back crackling with energy. It's limbs end in sharp claws, one of which is retracted revealing an energy cannon.
0.0060 result for the totally legit eyesight color distinction test.
Weathered Sentinels {3} Artifact Creature — Wall Defender, vigilance, reach, trample This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn’t have defender. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn. 2/5
Kaervek, the Punisher 1BB Legendary Creature — Human Warlock 3/3 Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)
AI bullshittery telling me the post I'm replying to was written in Italian (it was not) and if I want to reply in Italian (oh god, please don't)
Warhammer 40k 5th Edition Rulebooklet. The cover features a framed battle scene tinted red, the large Warhammer 40.000 logo and a warhammer and shield right in the center.
Three model soldiers in fortified positions with dual heavy machine guns. They have green armor and uniform with wide brimmed helmets.
Hurricane X and one green Sorcery Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player. “Don’t envy the grandeur of drakes. Their impression of grace fades when the first gust sends them crashing into one another.” —Molimo, maro-sorcerer The art depicts a massive storm, tinted green sweeping a flock of creeching drakes up and away
Primal Order {2}{G}{G} Enchantment At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of nonbasic lands they control. “My sorrow: to dream of simple times, and wake in mine … .” —Ola DaRiol, “Regrets” Illustrated by David A. Cherry The art shows a serene lake scene, rolling hills, trees on the distant shore. In the clear still water the reflection of a village is seen that is missing from the reak world.
Obi Wan Kenobi promotional shot from Episode 1 with the silly little Padawan braid, staring at the camera. Light cream Jedi robe with the dark brown overrobe and his lightsaber clearly visible.
Akinator guessing Ela Bambust after countless guesses.
Walter White from Breaking Bad in the back of a car with the windows rolled up screaming a warning that goes unheard.
Minn, Wily Illusionist Legendary Creature Gnome Wizard 1/3 Mana cost 1 generic and 2 blue Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with “This token gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control.” Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature’s power from your hand onto the battlefield.
Molly Hayes, a 12 year old mutant girl who likes to wear silly animal hats and has super strength whips around and punches the Punisher in the gut. He's not handling it well.
Mass Effect title screen. It shows a view of Earth from close Orbit, the Moon is visible and way too close. It reads Mass Effect and Press Start
Picture of the post above and above it the following post from Leaf~ Dungeon Slime who figures out that adventurers are much nicer to her if she's shaped a certain way...and if certain parts of her are, y'know, bigger. Rounder, let's say. Barely contained by the laws of physics, in some fashion.
The post above and another beneath it from Dragon Cobolt reading: a mob of picketers but their signs are all down with busty slimes and we like skinny slimes
Jennifer Takeda, a Japanese-American woman in a skin tight yellow-black hazard suit.
Lidia Sobieska. 30 year old white blonde karateka. She wears a white gi the top of which hangs lazily off her waist like a half worn coverall. Underneath she has a red tank top.
A heavily fluctuating graph with valley's labeled "it's over" and peaks labeled "we're so back"
A Magic the Gathering card with the name Actual Fucking Homicide Cost: 1BB Instant Effect: Shoot target opponent in the chest 17 times. Flavortext: He Negated my Revel in Riches, so I negated his lungs. Card art: A man in a bowler hat shooting another man in a bowler in the chest 17 times.
Look inside cat meme. Infinite Warfare Look inside 5 hour warfare
A drawing of poorly drawn stick figures on a white background. A wizard with a goofy smile, a pointy hat that has an approximation of a rat familiar sitting on the brim and an impressive cape casts fireball at a group of enemy stick figures that explodes in squiggly lines. The enemy stick figures are not happy and are regretting their life choices.