Jeff Hebert

@heromachine.com

549 Followers 1323 Following

Creator of HeroMachine, dog lover, web developer, co-host of the Nerdmudgeon podcast. I am trying to follow more people, not accounts.

A blue Heeler and a red Heeler in the yard.
"Streaming now on All Access: Why aren't sharks biting people in southern California?"
“The Spurs’ strategy of hitting every three seems wise, they should keep doing that.” The like counter is at 666.
Wasatch mountain valley
Andy Samberg from Brooklyn 99 looking concerned in a courtroom with a caption of "Cool. Cool cool cool."
Covered deck on a pond.
AI illustration of cartoon characters behind a rope with a floating birthday cake. One person says “Malep!” And one says “But how made?”
A floofy white and brown puppy looks sleepily into the camera.
Two bowls of lentil soup.
An NFL referee
Betty Draper with a cigarette and a shotgun.
BlueSky post from Mina Kimes saying “Not to be a hater but man the Niners pass rush is toothless”
$0.00 total savings, that’s how you win at shopping
A sleeping red Heeler dog.
Deranged man smiling at a medical device.
Orange sunset behind mountains.
Restaurant sign saying "Ombu Sushi & Cajun Seafood Buffet"
A red and blue striped flag hanging from a home's balcony. The upper left quadrant has a New England Patriots logo in it.
Two dogs on a walk
Big clouds filling a mountain valley.
Sign over a restaurant saying “Ombu sushi & Cajun seafood buffet”
Sunrise over the Wasatch
Screen capture of a Chrome widget showing "inspect: 1/474".
Office corner with a Rocketeer movie poster, dotted chair, and a frame holding multiple comic book covers.
A bench overlooking mountains.
Dog with a squeaky tennis ball in its mouth.
Two Iowa State fans in the stands trying and failing to complete some mix of a high five and a fist bump.
A white dog running with a ball in a park with mountains in the background.
Two forks
Overlooking the Heber Valley in northern Utah, green fields, red-leafed trees and snow capped mountains.
Sunset with pink and orange clouds over the Wasatch Back mountains.
Mountains with snow.
Mountains covered with snow.
A red heeler (Finn) in a red harness gazes majestically into the camera in a grass field while his doofy blue heeler brother (Cooper) leaps barely into frame.
Screen shot from CNN with a bullet point saying "Fact Check: Trump makes numerous false claims to generals and admirals."
Caution sign saying 20mph in front of a small tree changing into fall colors.
Screen capture of an iMessage conversation. Me: Fast! It’s a nice black too. Green glitter spray paint is here as well. In other news I am hot. Her: i’m cold and my pits stink soooooooo Me: Gonna print this convo and frame it.
Hot air balloon on a street
A box of fantastic four branded pop tarts.
Screen capture of a Google calendar showing Tuesday September 2 and the time from 10-11 is blocked out with just "nope" as the note.
A watermelon and a rolling pin on a cutting board.
Hot air balloon sinking in a neighborhood.
A screen shot of a Google AdSense report saying "Estimated earnings today so far $6.66"
A dove watches a hawk on top of a house roof.
A digital clock on an oven showing 4:04
Two dogs being walked.
Screen shot of a Google calendar with one person having “Call Mom” from 10-11 and another person having just the word “no” during that time.
“Snyder fans worried Superman will show him rescuing someone” in front of a still from the James Gunn Superman movie.
A man and a dog looking at the camera. The dog is much cuter than the man.
Photo of a Coke Zero container with “Sis Partner” printed on it.
Blue Heeler being adorable cuddling a sock.
Man with a red dog.
Selfie of a bad man with a beard and glasses.