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Ash | 24 | Queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | she/they/it | Polyam (x1) ☢️ This Place Is Not A Place Of Honor ☣️ ⚠️ I write, sometimes about sex 🔞 Zoos, pedos, nazis fuck off

A picture of Big Boss from Metal Gear V: The Phantom Pain, captioned: "normalize being out of the loop... like what is even going on"
Jacob Wysocki on the set of Make Some Noise by Dropout, yelling out the positive affirmation: "YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY"
An image of golden Sonic the Hedgehog, captioned "new rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9 PM"
A screenshot from the game Disco Elysium Thought Complete: Volumetric Shit Compressor Solution | Bonuses Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's shit has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of shit-togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the shit-singularity lasts.
The pokemon Trapinch, the base form of the Flygon line
Tumblr post from user hemipenal-system: Girl getting dragon hrt from her doctor. She gets prescribed 150 mg spironolactone, 300 mg wyveriol bisulfate, and a fire extinguisher because there WILL be an accident at some point and it's basically harm reduction to give her one. Girl who thinks her parents don't know she's a dragon frantically trying to cover up a 3 foot scorch mark in her carpet because she accidentally sneezed and lit her floor on fire.
Two panels from Glopossum's Common Grounds comic, showing Casper, a grey fox, talking. "I don't know, set things right? I guess? But I don't know how to talk shit out like you're supposed to. How to fix things like that." "But like... maybe we could just fuck and that'd sort everything out."
Comic by Happyroadkill showing a big hand with a watch pointing at a little bird. Offscreen, the owner of the hand, presumably the bird's father, says: "Remember som, women are vixens! They're orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!" To which the small bird replies "wrow". The second panel shows the bird grown up, now a woman, speaking into a hand holding a microphone with a guitar resting beside her, captioned "10 years later..." She says, "needless to say it was the most metal thing I'd ever heard in my life"
A thread by Alec Nightfall, a "Dark Romance" "author". You looked at me through the open door and said: "I don't have a porch." I stepped back. I closed the door behind you on the storm. I had put wood in the stove in the late afternoon from habit and now it was doing its work, the amber light of it moving in the interior. You stood in the entry and your shirt dripped on the floor and I got a towel from the bathroom anc prought it to you and you took it and pressed it to your face and I was standing too close when you brought the towel down-
Screenshot of dialogue from Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous. My character, an Elven wizard named Valindra (left) is speaking to an old white guy named Horgus Gwerm (right). An elderly man dressed in expensive but not ostentatious clothes approaches you. His face is peppered with several healed cuts and bruises ans twisted in an expression of extreme discontent. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Horgus Gwerm. Yes, that Gwerm — you no doubt have heard of me if you've spent any time at all in the city. I have a business proposition for you." 1. Your name tells me nothing. Who are you? 2. How did you end up here? 3. What kind of business proposition? 4. We have to go.
Tumblr post from secondbeatsongs somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days. and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese. for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale. I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
Transfem with longer red hair wearing a green overshirt with a golden diamond pattern on it, over a gray shirt that's tucked into a light blue denim skirt. She's also wearing white thigh-high socks with black stripes, and a green pet collar.
Iced coffee in a green plastic cup
Person in a red MarioKart shirt, a light blue denim skirt, and dark blue thigh-highs
A meme diagram of a monkey with its brain labled "neuron activation". The caption reads: "Monkey sees TGTF furry porn". The implication is that I, as the monkey, have seen transgender transformation furry porn and it has altered my brain chemistry.