Needle in the HeyBails

@heybails.bsky.social

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Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com

A black and tan Havapoo named Carma stares at the camera curiously
Harriett Potter the Cat Who Lived, a tortie ragdoll cat, stares at the camera with bemusement while laying on her human’s lap
A red and white rose of Sharon flowering shrub in bloom
Harriett Potter the-Cat-Who-Lived, a ragdoll tortie with a lightning bolt shaped patch of fur on her head, lays on the cool hardwood floor
Reggie, the goodest English cream retriever, smiling at the camera
A black and tan havipoo puppy holding an enormous stuffed toy. The toy looks like a marijuana cigarette.
Poster showing off the sexiest salt and pepper handlebar mustache and bear combo in existence
Selfie of the poster showing his work-in-progress handlebar mustache and stubbly beard. It’s resting smirk face, not duckface because ick
A very stupid, bald man showing off his new handlebar mustache. He’s very stupid, very bald, and now very cold.
A black and tan Havapoo puppy stares longingly at the camera from her bed, wishing she didn’t still need to wear the Cone of Shame
A black and tan Havapoo pup wearing a protective cone lays on her owners lap
A black and tan Havapoo puppy shows off her first full haircut
A bashful looking black and tan Havapoo puppy sits on her owners lap after farting.
A stupid formerly-glasses-wearing man in a light blue polo wearing a friend’s Chicago Cubs World Series ring
Carma the black and tan Havapoo puppy sporting a new haircut
Carma the black and tan Havapoo puppy looks at the Carma from her servant’s lap.
A black and tan Havapoo in a burgundy cable knit sweater laying on a red comforter
A black and tan Havapoo puppy wearing a light blue hoodie laying in her bed with toys while looking freaking adorable at the camera
A black and tan Havapoo puppy wearing a mint green harness looks at the camera
An stupid older man in a black tshirt with a drawing of an opossum and the words “hugs & hisses”
Screenshot of my Apple Music Replay showing I was in the Top 500 listeners for Titus Andronicus
Carma, the black and tan Havapoo puppy, wearing a pink hoodie and black snow jacket standing in the snow