Ben

@heyben.com

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☺ https://heyben.com ☺ Internet Man in Minneapolis

Screenshot of Duluth on the weather app. AQI is “500 - Hazardous”
Picture of back of therabreath bottle: Dr. Harold Katz created the TheraBreath™ formulas in 1993 to help his own daughter with her bad breath. Since then, millions have used TheraBreath formulas for their daily oral care routine. Regain your confidence with TheraBreath Fresh Breath Oral Rinse
A (non-cybertruck) Tesla with the license plate CYBRTRK
Turkey family walking through the yard with larger chicks
A hot dog wrapped in a slice of whole wheat bread
2 adult and 8-10 baby turkeys walking through grass
Screenshot of a Snapchat photo a person took of themselves holding a cutwater pineapple margarita (10% abv). In the background you can see the steering wheel and the speedometer. They are apparently driving the car while holding the beverage and snap chatting
sad break room with tile floor, toaster oven and refrigerator
Comedy bang bang live with Scott Aukerman, Paul F Tompkins, and Lauren Lapkus
Jacob Frey, selfie instagram post with super-imposed caption reading "So, I'm at Art of World right now"
someone who kind of looks like Luigi mangione
Facebook marketplace post for Vintage 80's 90's Edina Corduroy Jacket Size XS $200 Green corduroy jacket with EDINA emblazoned across the back
Screenshot: Trending 1. Phillies 2. Celtics 3. Democratic Strategy 4. Knicks 5. NBA Playoffs
Columbo with a (X) Doubt button
A black-and-white photo of Courtney Thorne-Smith with the caption: He called it box office poison to her face on national television she was still working three decades later
Wikipedia screenshot: Weir has said that he is agnostic, and has described his political views as fiscally conservative and socially liberal. [43]
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An NHTSA.gov ad with a smiling baby in a carseat and the text: "Make sure Mr. Chuckles is in the right seat."
Kris Lindahl with his arms outstretched in his trademarked manner. Text says: There is one seat. It will never open again. And the person meant to sit in it already knows who they are. This role exists once. It fills once. And then it's gone. The seat is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
a clearing in a dark wood, two deer rear up on their hind legs, eyes glowing from a bright camera flash. several other set of eyes from unknown creatures are lit in the dark of the wood.
A Facebook marketplace post selling a tie featuring the 3d dancing baby from Ally McBeal.
Retooling The show received poor ratings, and as part of efforts to revamp it, the linkage between this Kate Columbo and the Mrs. Columbo of the original television series was reduced. The name of the character was changed to Kate Callahan after an off-screen divorce, and the series was renamed Kate the Detective at the beginning of the second season, followed by Kate Loves a Mystery. There was evidently some confusion over what the new title would be, since the first episode of season 2, "Ladies of the Afternoon," was listed in guides as an episode of Kate the Detective while ads called the show Kate Loves a Mystery. The revamped series also introduced the character Sergeant Mike Varrick of the Valley Municipal Police Department, played by Don Stroud. In this final incarnation, the producers completed their retreat from the show's original premise, and Kate Callahan was then regarded as being a completely different character from Mrs. Columbo of Columbo, Kate's ex-husband now named Philip. Lt. Columbo was previously shown to have the first name Frank in the 1971 Columbo episode "Dead Weight." None of the changes aided the show's ratings, however, and it was cancelled in December 1979. One last new episode, the thirteenth, aired in March 1980.
A FB marketplace screenshot of a cybertruck with a custom wrap meant to look like an old P-51 mustang with painted on sharks teeth, faux-chipped-paint 2024 Tesla Cyberbeast - Foundation Series • Custom P-51 Wrap $89,900
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A car with a large sticker across the windshield that reads “REAL MEN EAT ASS”
Weather app screenshot. High of 10, low of 1
An AI generated image of massive protests in downtown Minneapolis
Press release from MN Fraternal Order of Police. "FOP Stands with ICE" Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police Condemns Rhetoric (Minneapolis, MN) The Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police stands with the men and women of Law Enforcement across the country. Over the past month, while Federal law enforcement has been doing their job in Minnesota, political and community leaders have condemned and vilified them. The hateful and anti-law enforcement rhetoric by Mayor Frey and other politicians have made their jobs and those of local and state law enforcement more difficult and dangerous. The job of law enforcement is difficult and dangerous enough without the agitation by leaders in our state and communities. When citizens are accused of a crime, they are given the presumption of innocence as afforded by due process. When there is an incident involving law enforcement, politicians and activists immediately condemn those involved and are scrambling for sound bites. They do not afford them the same due process but rather convict them in a public court of opinion while an investigation is barely beginning. The Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police condemns these attacks on law enforcement and calls on politicians and leaders to stop the anti-law enforcement rhetoric and to ask for calm while the facts come out.
HAR-MAR Theater, its curved facade lined with glowing lights, bright marquee signs advertising films, and large glass windows and doors.
A Yelp post from Marsha W featuring some sort of fried chunks of something. Her review: “Great food!”
chat gpt screenshot, question: can baby eat glue, answer: Short answer: No – a baby should not eat glue.
A large plaster mermaid laying down behind a yellow building
A tweet from “Unsatisfied NCSU fan @tuffycentral” A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this
A husky standing outside in the snow
A meme with Mr Rogers on the left with the text “the type of Christian I want to be” And on the right there is a knight in black armor with a cross on a staff and on his chest and flames in the background with the text “the type of Christian I am forced to be”
A Facebook post from "Melodic Comedy": At 57, Adam Sandler could have chosen rest. • •• X "It was not performance, but offering." After decades of films, sold-out comedy tours, and a legacy etched into American entertainment, no one would have questioned his retreat. But when Charlie Kirk's life was cut short at just 31, Sandler chose otherwise. WATCH MORE: https://booknest.org/posts/adam-sandler-transforms-grief-legacy-heartfelt-tribute-charlie-kirk-leaves-fans-tearssiu-vantrung123-nslp He returned to the stage not for applause, but for remembrance. With guitar in hand, he performed a ballad carved out of grief - not crafted for the screen, but for eternity. Each lyric carried weight, each note a prayer, giving voice to a nation's sorrow. In that hushed moment, his song became Charlie's echo, carrying love, loss, and faith into the silence. At fifty-seven, Sandler proves again that art is more than laughter or memory. It is witness - and his witness turned tragedy into legacy. And a picture montage of Adam Sandler looking solemn and a couple photos of Charlie Kirk
A screenshot of hud.gov defaced by me to read, "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"
Jarvis Cocker amongst the wavy car dealership gyrating blow up thingies
A striking turquoise building facade with neon signage reading "Marray's Restaurant Cocktail Lounge". Also on the building is an image of a plate with a steak resting on it with the text "The Home of Silver Butter Knife Steak"
FB marketplace post for: 2 - Night Stands $30
A picture of a window with white curtains and the window part is digitally blacked out and it looks like black smoke or blots
Upper half: Presumably AI generated scenes from a women’s prison Lower half: An AI generated black woman with blue hair is talking.
Whiskey bottles backlit by a warm light
screenshot of options that says: Request review Counterfeits Listing rejected Aug 18, 2025 What should we know about your listing? Choose the option that explains why your listing follows our rules. - It's not offensive in my region - It was to raise awareness - It was a joke
Photo of a box for “Dude Perfect” brand “tabletop roll game” with 5 of the broeiest bros you could imagine
fake Andrew Cuomo tweet: Come, my lady. Come-come, my lady. You're my butterfly, sting like a bee
Hillary Clinton campaign meme: A real plan to defeat ISIS. 1. Take out ISIS’s stronghold in Iraq and Syria
Kingsford “BEERCOAL” charcoal with the Miller Lite logo on it
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A text message reading: goodbye forever (we're so sorry). Barack Obama just issued a DIRE WARNING. read immediately: go.electdiversedems.org/ 072320
Wikipedia screenshot Early life, education, and career Phillips was born to DeeDee (Cohen) and Artie Pfefer in Saint Paul, Minnesota, in 1969. His father was killed in the Vietnam War six months after Phillips was born, making him a Gold Star Son. His mother married Eddie Phillips, heir to the Phillips Distilling Company and the son of advice columnist Pauline Phillips (popularly known as Dear Abby), in 1972. Eddie adopted Dean, who took the last name Phillips. He was raised Jewish.
Rear of Volkswagen ID.4
Kirstie Alley tweet when Stephen Hawking died saying: You had a good go at it..thanks for your input
Graffiti on a freeway wall that reads: “JO$ hand job call 651 706 [redacted]”
Screenshot of Tucker Carlson with the autotranscribed caption “Afghanistan Iraq Libya Syria and our inability to stop the Hooties by the”
Social post for “the great outdoors” comedy festival featuring John Milan’s, Tony hinchcliffe, and Martin short
A bag of “original” goldfish
A Halloween display in Michael’s
Ad with menacing clown men: Don't miss your chance to see Insane Clown Posse at Fillmore Minneapolis presented by Affinity Plus on June 20, 2025!