Jake

@heyboyblue.standingintheodds.com

148 Followers 227 Following

Freelance Idiot 27 | He/Him Walking Pokémon Encyclopedia Opinions are unfortunately my own Infrequent Streams: https://www.twitch.tv/heyboyblue

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/pokemongo explaining how the only Pokémon you should use a Golden Bottle Cap, an items that lets you max out its stats, is actually a Bidoof and not any legendary.
A screenshot from Pokemon Champions of a Mega Floette nicknamed "$69.99 + Tax" This is a funny reflection of the price of Legenda Z-A for the Switch 1, which is required to purchase the game. The game also needs to be played to completion for you to be able to use Mega Floette.
A Snapchat picture of my cat Apollo after he jumped into my lap as I was sitting at my computer. The text reads “Cat in the lap. What will he do?” The expression on Apollo’s face is a mixture of confusion and annoyance as I decided to take another photo and disturb him.
The rear of a construction truck that has a sticker that reads “CONSTRUCTION VEHICLE DO NOT FOLLOW KEEP 300 FT BACK”. That sticker is flanked by two sticker of Shadow The Hedgehog.
A screenshot of the DMs with my friend Bee. The context being that they posted a picture of our DMs on their Instagram story of a joke I made that was funny enough to be shared. This direct results of that move.
A screen shot calling me a "trash can" before forfeiting and giving me the win. The context for this was that this was Game 3 of a best of 3 set. This was near the end game and I believe I was playing out of mind and making good plays.
A picture of Levon and Ella at the dog park. Ella is playfully biting Levon’s neck.
A picture of my cat Apollo curled up trying to sleep on my bed. In this household, the chances of having your sleep interrupted by love and affection is very high.