Brock Poulsen

@heybrock0.bsky.social

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I'm a writer and a scoundrel...

Johnny Depp is 63
a screen shot of a skull-shaped castle above the headline "Let's Talk About the End Credits of 'Masters of the Universe'"
professor frink from the Simpsons, a character that was an old reference 35 years ago
"there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" accompanied by a picture of sunlight refracted through a picture of a water bottle
an AI summary saying "[redacted] mentioned you: William acknowledged your arrival to the meeting and noted that you had joined, which allowed the meeting to proceed. This mention was significant as it marked the transition from waiting for participants to starting the agenda."
screenshot of the poster for the movie "Keeper," rated R, 1 hour 39 minutes, the genre is listed as "Horror/Husbands"
a headline for a Buzzfeed quiz that says "this 30-song comprehension exam will precisely estimate your age"
book cover for Forever Knight Intimations of Mortality, a novel by Susan M. Garrett
a misty, overgrown forest path
screenshot of a youtube ad, paid for by the Ben Shapiro Show, with 38 minutes of runtime remaining
the book Shrill by Lindy West, sitting open on a man's lap
Brad Pitt and his brother Doug. Doug doesn't look very much like Brad; he looks a lot like Zach Braff.
Seth Rogen, a middle aged man with a graying beard and receding hairline.
An adorable kid (face not obscured) dressed in an amazing Space Wolves costume. Painted a battle-ready sky blue, it's a robot suit with hulking legs and powerful armor, a bright yellow insignia on the left shoulder, and wolf pelts hanging from the belt and left shoulder. A pair of golden wings adorn the chest, and twin emeralds are set in the knees. That detail is a little puzzling, to be honest, but overall it's a very good look. Impressive, commanding, dangerous in a Sporty Spice kind of way.
A Librarian in Phobos Armor toy doll figure from the very expensive dice-rolling board game for kids Warhammer 40,000. The Librarian in Phobos Armor looks completely badass, with some kind of blue techno-sword at the ready. A stick wind troubles the Librarian's gray cloak, pulling at it and forcing the Librarian to secure their hood with their non-sword hand. They are ready to strike a killing blow, but their tiny hand is stayed by their being composed of immobile plastic and several layers of paint and lacquer, applied with an attention to microsopic detail that borders on obsessive. Though life-like, it can never have anything like a life. Much like its players. Ha, just kidding, Warhammer fans. You're great sports, and for the most part members of your community are very gracious during competition. Thanks for reading all this.
Headline reading "Warhammer 40k cosplay genius is building a real-life wearable Warlord Titan suit. Image above shows a young person with their face obscured, wearing homemade robot legs. The young persons pose is not dissimilar to the famous still image from the Patterson-Gimlin film claiming to capture a rare glimpse of the legendary cryptid Bigfoot. Also pictured is the inspiration for the costume, a toy robot from a very expensive board game for children.