OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄

@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social

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The greatest Final Fantasy XIV mahjong honeypot, here to make you learn the game by getting all your hot trans friends to learn it first. #ffxiv #gposers and #art 🀄

z'kiko of (tiatime.bsky.social) fame, a black haired miqo'te with brown skin, glares at the viewer from a little circle with his glasses on. Outside his circle, he's making a face of extreme concern, with a red white and black halftone background and rgb offset lines
It's Iljax (@imveryiljax.bsky.social), a very green long haired viera with layered fringes, doing the good ol' freaky sonic pose with his tongue out and hands rubbing together, one of the hands is missing a pinky digit. His eyes are a little droopy and he has a bent nose like it's been broken like crazy.
xan'a thum, a miqo'te from final fantasty xiv, has his head tilted. A scar is seen with sutures going across his neck, while a lock with chains attached to it covers up his face and eyes. An uneasy smile can be seen behind it, as a text box labelled Xan'a Thum on the bottom reads: Are you sure you need to ask about that.
xan'a thum, a miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, holds a hand to his mouth as he looks down and to the side, his face flushed.
Xan'a Thum, a male miqo'te, is standing inside a sharlayan elevator. His hand is gripped around one of the bars, as he peers around the one. His staff is held down in his arm, as if he's hiding the threat of it from the viewer, as a single eye glows in the dim.
me and a group of people all sweeping and watering kanan
the old codger event picture but now he looks like he's crying and his mouth is all puckered through his mask.
A slime guy sloppy up white liquid freak style in a meaty cave.
An old miner, he has a stocky frame and elf ears with a pickaxe slung over his shoulder.
text message blue text: what are u trying to say yellow text: [person pointing into The Worm] yellow text: go here blue text: in the worm blue text: ? yellow text: go in the worm
THE 55 COMMANDMENTS (1-20) Entering the room, your vision and mind wander into a place not your own. You find yourself sitting in the desk of some form of academy, a nondescript proctor standing over you as a sheet of paper, inkhorn, and quill sit in front of you. The Proctor speaks: “Neophyte, reflect upon the 15th commandment of the Sultansworn. As thyself and the others of your order listen to the divine service in the halls of Nald and Thal, and as thou should hear and are called to proclaim to those who speak of the word before thee, what manner should thoust take upon the prayer?“ “What should thy path be?” [A picture of a map, and a picture of a white silhouette looming over a paper on a desk, where only the word "The" is written]
a little malformed meat puddle guy, with only one eye and an open screaming mouth.
hey hello, it anethum graveolens sitting at the buscarrons druthers
The splayed carcass of a massive sand worm viewed from overhead, rings going downwards.
anethum (me) with the 56700 point mahjong game beating trans gender on pride month
[16:06]Jahin Savarkar Midgardsormr || The Blowfish Golem gets ready to charge again, ready to claim victory! It flies forward...! Well, not forward. It's really flying at like, a pretty serious angle here. Listing so far to the left that it misses the sand castle entirely. And then it simply... keeps going. It bounces against the sand once, twice, then hits a sand dune like a ramp and promptly ROCKETS into the air like a hot air balloon, streaking upwards into the sky. [16:07]Jahin Savarkar Midgardsormr || Jahin holds out a hand as though to stop it- "Ah." But it's so far out of reach, the Blowfish Golem rapidly turning into the Blowfish Speck in the Sky, still twisting vaguely leftwards... until it vanishes into the horizon. "...Well. Hrmm." [16:07]Jahin Savarkar Midgardsormr: "They don't usually do that." [16:08]Jahin Savarkar Midgardsormr: "Anyways, I'm afraid that Iron Noose's window is up now, so I need to go fish."
between a rock and a hard place V achievement
99/100 for the seal rock coat
95/100 seal rock wins
cute lil guy sitting with them big ol eyelashes
the gang are standing on the side of the lethe, the boys engaging in a moment of masculine bonding by all pissing off the root down below. koharu waits nearby, clearly not amused
a painting of the western shroud, showing xan'a thum (a green haired miqo'te), z'kiko raveendran (a black haired miqo'te), iljax ceateux (a green haired viera) and koharu kanya (a white haired au ra) sliding down a large root into it. in the distance, large columns of stone and crystal break up the landscape, casting long and huge shadows in the morning light.
The dance of curse from escaflowne. The album art shows a cute girl smiling with small angel wings, but the song is intense strings, wartime horns and drums, and a choir.
doeti doemati, doenka ra, doe'rtie, doenthum, doire, doemira doelin, and doiko all in a lineup. Each of these characters has their hair changed to look like Doe Allond.
[A cut off picture of a bunch of zombies] [ The zombies are coming for you! ] [ Roll for defense! DC is - nah. Excuse me? nah, we ain't doing that bozo Who the fuck are you? hey hello it doe. im doe. they're doe. we're all doe. doethem. doemi. doetuu. we're all doe. our fists are fat, our asses are fatter, and we came here to find lambo. and he ain't fucking here. there ain't no mahjong either. this place sucks and we're going to relieve our stress the only way we know how by KICKING ASS BABY. [A picture of everyone dressed as Doe]
Emergency Broadcaster: A group of Loporrits in the field are suffering from an unusual, floracane-induced condition. Emergency Broadcaster: The aetheric petal storm appears to have filled them with the uncontrollable urge to dance. It might look fun, but their condition is serious. This party needs breaking up! Emergency Broadcaster: This is not a drill! We call upon all personnel with the requisite skill sets to respond immediately!
ollie mcskitches: you know that thing about ringo not even being the best drummer in the beatles you think the same could be said about isaac of modest mouse and being the best singer
A picture of mine and lambos chests, which are sporting an immortal flames and twin ladders brooches
Me and lambo in our symphony fits. Lambo is wearing a Grey suit with a houndstooth pattern dress shirt with a coin pattern tie. I'm wearing a dark blue dress with peacock feather embroidery and embellishments.
Panel 1: A picture of Doe, a raen from final fantasy xiv with the words "Fun and affable lizard lady??? WRONG!!!" Panel 2: Doe and her friends (Samira and Esselte, two Miqo'te) sitting at a mahjong table with the words "MAHJONG HONEYPOT, GO QUEUE UP 4 MAN EAST"
xan'a thum big naturals
z'kiko darling oc of tiatime.bsky.social saying "Why do I feel shitty..." with the debuffs for UNFED, BAD SLEEP, and DEHYDRATED hanging over him.
z'kiko (tiatime.bsky.social darling oc) looking very cutieful, with black hair and red eyes and looking over at something
a doodle of xan'a and z'kiko shirtless. xan'a has some pecs while z'kiko has fuck all for muscle and the text pointing to him and z'kiko says "breastfeeding bros". z'kiko is distressed by this and is saying "we have to WHAT?"
a sketch of a seeq from final fantasy xii. he has a lot of piglike features, large folds of skin and fat, and big floppy ears. this one has a silly smile on his face and tiny lil eyes
xan'a and z'kiko talking over linkpearl. Xan'a is saying eugh at Z'kiko. Z'kiko, indignant, yells "FUCK YOU MEAN???"
iridescia the grey faerie from neopets. original design on the right, my drawover on the left.
z'kiko is vexxed, thinking about xan'a thum getting dressed without socks and the fact his feet don't get sweaty, which seems to piss him off more. Xan'a on the other hand is thinking about z'kiko getting sweaty for normal reasons as he holds his head on his neck. he has to imagine z'kiko sweaty as a dakimakura or he'll die.
Good mahjong buddy honksnooze fucking tearing up with 207800 points, me in second with a whole 3200, and punxintended in last with -1000
Me eating mango with scrungly stick figures looking deranged and covered in juice
multiple drawings of xan'a, with varying expressions such as getting his face tugged on, sticking out his tongue with a blehhhh, laughing (actually saying Ha. Ha. Ha. or chuckling), /beam, and a fucked up sneer
xan'a as the analyst chudjak saying "if you would please consult the spreadcheeks", which appears to be a spreadsheet detailing sex positions and who is giving and who is receiving. ane smiling and saying "wow what a good joke.", a cut in showing her eyes are not shut but in fact are squinting ominously.
Doodles of Doe Year 1 Doe saying "he'll be back it's fine" and already looking tired. Year 3 Doe looking so tired and saying "any day now" Shizu saying to Doe "doe how are you ok?" Doe responds with "literally nothing is wrong so write that down" Shizu tries to interject with "no but w/ LambER-" but is cut off by Doe suddenly getting a huge arm and crushing her windpipe. Doe says "sry ur cutting out? bad pearl connection sry~" while Shizu thinks "we're talking in person???!!"
Saturday, May 16th, 8 PM EST Balmung, Ul'dah Fesca's Wash outside the Nald Gate GRINDSTONE SINCE 2013 NUMBER 666 BREAK YOUR DEMONS UPON THE ROCK 6,666,666 GIL GRAND PRIZE
A screenshot of Xan'a Thum's back, which has a large amount of very pronounced scarring, ornate and faded looking tattoos (some overlaying the others, looking far more fresh), and a scar running around his neck.
Xan'a Thum got that Novice Mahjong Quick Ranked Queued
hey look it's the polyfuckle in the ghost in the shell op lineup From the left to right: Rebecca Allond, a female hyur with purple robes, red hair, and strange glowing red and yellow eyes. She gazes down the lineup at the others with a knowing look on her face. Xan'a Thum, a male miqo'te with green hair and yellow eyes, black and red tunic, and a little sugarloaf gnome hat on top of his head. He looks off, indistinct, a hand on his hip. Z'kiko Raveendran, a male miqo'te with dark blackish-blue hair, red eyes and glasses, and black clothing. His arms are cross in front of him, and he looks directly at the viewer. Iljax Ceateux, a male viera with green hair, yellow eyes and facial markings and pinkish red around his eyes. Both hands rest on his hips, as he looks up and away. Koharu Kanyu, a female raen au ra with white hair, scales, dark eyes and slim glasses, and a short stature in her big black robes. She has both hands on her waist as well, though she looks down at the ground looking more tired.
A graph of Xan'a's maturation habits. After college it bottoms out for a while with limited spikes, then jumps, then somehow goes below 0, then skyrockets.
Doe — 2:53 AM fucking incredible i think his scoliosis means he can only do the slappy sploinky for all of 8 seconds but what an incredible 8 seconds DorothyPosting — 2:54 AM WHAT AN INCREDIBLE 8 SECONDS THOUGH
panel one: a blonde woman wearing a suit drinking a glass of wine with the caption "I'll fucking kill you." panel two: a blonde woman in a white dress drinking a beer, saying "like, how would you kill me?"
xan'a thum, a male miqo'te with green hair and a large amount of different types of scars along his body, is kissing with z'kiko raveendran, a male miqo'te with blackish blue hair. xan'a has his eye partially opened and his hand holding z'kiko's jaw and neck. Z'kiko is shaking a little with his eyes clamped shut, with the note that he can't see shit without his glasses. Xan'a is also shirtless, while Z'kiko seems to be wearing some kind of off the shoulder number.
A one of bamboo xiv mahjong tiles Keychain for lambo, and a one of dots mahjong tile Keychain for me
A redrawing of Ghost Blowjob by KC Green Panel 1: Iljax, a green haired Viera with white face paint yelling "Un-Dead Blow Job!" Panel 2: Iljax is still yelling happily, going "Woowoo woo woo woo" Panel 3: It cuts away to reveal Xan'a, a green haired miqo'te, at crotch height, looking up at Iljax asking "Do you have to yell that every time?" Panel 4: IN THE NEXT ROOM, Z'kiko, a different miqo'te in glasses, lays in his bed looking pissed. A text bubble shows Iljax is still yelling "Undead blowjob! Woo woo woo!" so loud it can be heard through the wall.
Ask me any NSFW Question about this character
thancred waters from final fantasy xiv. he has white hair, silver eyes, a white coat with black gloves, top, pants, and boots, with a white choker and a purple stylized mark on his neck. he is drawn in a total drama island style