💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀

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a breath of stale air

Deckard making an amused smirk at the roadside restaurant in Blade Runner.
A large mason jar half full of a shawarma spice blend.
A package of LED lights, with the motto "light the fancy world" below the logo
A github lines-affected graphic, showing 581 lines of code added and 71,923 lines removed.
A bill for a tariff surcharge
A towel dog, of the variety one might encounter on a cruise ship, raising its posterior suggestively and giving a "come higher" look.
Sheet music for The Entertainer, which is "Dedicated to James Brown and his Mandolin Club"
A matcha latte in a white mug with some serviceable but not great fern leaf art.
A cardboard effigy of a robot on fire. It was stuffed with slips of paper holding memories and dreams.
A playlist of 5 songs from Moana and K-Pop Demon Hunters
A stack of three dense works of Serious Literature, weighing down some plates to squish tofu.
A bottle of children's Tylenol
A head of lettuce
An ice chest full to the brim with bagged plums
Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin's dad chides Calvin for not waking up earlier.
A realistic rendering of a velociraptor, which looks kind of like an angry roadrunner and nothing like a lizard-like killing machine that would take on a T Rex.
A beautiful engraved wood board reading "Chubbs", Lewis and Clark's term for the peamouth fish
A beautiful wood board engraved with the word "Goatsucker", the name Lewis and Clark used for the common poorwill.
A statue of a woman, dressed in a pretty lofi homemade aesthetic, holding a cardboard sign that says "where's my dinner bitch" (no question mark)
A beautiful Better Boy Slicer Tomato
A delicious, puffy Dutch baby
A large tree, perhaps a cedar, pruned to look like a spooky pac man that is hungrily gobbling some power lines.
Two misfit Easter eggs, looking a little aggressive
A tall frosty can of Hard Mountain Dew, Baja Blast flavor
A bumper sticker reading "I Am In Him". It is not clear how suggestive it is meant to be.
A race car cunningly disguised as a cardboard box
A link that says "Click here to leave this site quickly". The link goes to google.com
A hot water spigot with charming googly eyes
A small wooden Christmas tree with a copy of Dunston Checks In on DVD next to it
A star-shaped Christmas cookie with lots of eyes.
My phone's keyboard autocorrecting "ducking" to "fucking"
Notes for a cocktail recipe, highlighting a sentence reading "The key to this simple cocktail is a dry wine that doesn't smell of cat pee."
Some juicy looking roast garlic.
twitter ad with alex gray-esque picture of the world, text reading "Earth 2.0' isn't a distant dream - it's our reality in making with the convergence of Quantum Computing, AI, Blockchain, and loT. Follow for diving deep into my vision - Link in profile."
my feet wearing chunky pink sandals, encrusted with gold and gem
a tweet by @revhowardarson reading "stilgar should have a blacklight poster of a Guild Navigator holding a bong and riding a sandworm in his room"
a large pile of douglas fir limbs that have fallen from a neighboring tree
a view looking down the trail of runyon canyon
a pretty picture of a christmas tree
a beautiful, functional, hand-assembled pendulum clock
a buy one get one free price tag for "PRSL APL CRM CMAS RTRO RD"
a collection of beautiful, laser cut gears that i am assembling to make a clock
a well-organized box of batteries
a man--whose face you cannot see because it is behind a welding mask, but still projects an aura of rugged handsomeness and masculinity--and some metal working supplies