Eli Lee, Exiled Poster

@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social

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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼

A large thigh tattoo of an osprey
A photo of the inside of a tattoo studio. The wall is painted black with large silver stars, and there is an antique hutch displaying needlepoint and other art. There are also a variety of live plants.
A tattoo on my bicep that says "SORRY MOM" in an ornate cartoon heart
Two hot queer people standing in line at the airport
The Jetblue Contact Us page - in the "Search for Answers" bar I've typed "nobody is here to check me in"
A non-binary person taking a mirror selfie. They're wearing a Rollercon 2026 hoodie and a baseball cap, and have headphones around their neck.
A cereal box of "Honey Clumps of Hmm..." It has 7 vitamins, 4 minerals, and 9 hmmm...
An ESPN segment that says "Biggest Takeaways From Men's Semis?"
A pink shirt and a black shirt next to each other - they say "LIRR @ RC in Fabulous Las Vegas" in a riff on the iconic Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas sign
A Strategist article about decorative weights that look sculptural instead of like actual disgusting workout equipment
A dyke with your standard mid-90's Jonathan Taylor Thomas haircut doing that fuckass millennial peace sign
That weird nose goblin thing from Berserk
A dyke posing in front of a home depot cart absolutely stacked with bricks
A dyke in overalls and a baseball cap
Two roller derby skaters sitting in the penalty box. One looks aggravated and has her chin in her hands. The other one is saying “I agree you didn’t say it the nicest way, but you’re right - I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ref call a penalty for jaywalking before.”
A large tattoo of an osprey carrying a fish
A prompt that reads: Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.
A dyke wearing a cropped muscle tank depicting two scissors scissoring
The Kidisyuks told Insider that they started to notice that Diana's channel was growing much more rapidly than Kids Roma Show, which currently has 19.2 subscribers, so they decided to focus more on her channel, and they now see Kids Diana Show as a channel about the whole family.
Love, Diana Music Hunters — Based on pocket.watch creator partner Diana, the most followed girl in the world on YouTube, this young band of K-pop space-traveling musicians races to Planet Goo, where they must perform a concert to restore the music and save the aliens. Created by Albie Hecht at pocket.watch, former President of Entertainment at Nickelodeon and developer of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Kermit the Frog in the new Rock 'n' Rollercoaster - he's wearing a corduroy chore jacket over a grey hoodie over a light blue button down shirt.
A nonbinary person in roller derby gear and black eye makeup
A wikipedia entry about his mayoral platform, including "incarcerating those who participate in sideshows."
Bear Bronson, victorious, holding his belt
It's a wrestling ring!
The Ayo Edebiri Instagram comment that says "I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not August yet" but I'm simply too seated"
"The Challenge Zone" section of a 2026 bingo board. One of the squares is "Avengers: Doomsday kills the MCU for good"
The infamous "Why do bash 'dead-beat dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?" tweet
A cutting board that's been perfectly bisected
A skeet from Elizabeth Warren that says "I have questions for MrBeast"
A person roller skating backwards during a parade.
7/8 time signature got me fucked up in the crib, googling up pictures of dogs that look like Charles Mingus
A jacked nonbinary person flexing. Their arms do in fact look like legs
A shot-from-below photo of a little black and white cat looking down at the viewer
A matte black Triple 8 helmet with a visor. It has a decal on one side that says GHASTLEE
A little black and white cat with a teal collar. Her paws are folded very politely
It's The Fool, but it's Kermit the Frog with his banjo over his shoulder
A lesbian in a grey hoodie with a lesbian haircut (short on sides, long on top)
The Rider Waite tarot card depicting the five of swords
Usher is wishing you a merry Christmas from X-Box
Andrew doesn't see a lot of good Christian women anymore! Not like his mother, the best Christian woman.
It's Saving Private Ryan
A nonbinary person with short dark hair, sunglasses, and an ombre lip
A jacked merman Christmas ornament
Two cars squabbling on a cat tree. A calico has the ginger by the neck and she is absolutely biting the shit out of her
A masc with glasses and a little calico cat are looking into the camera
A little black and white cat sitting in a bathroom sink.
A nonbinary person with glitter on their face wearing a sports jersey and making a peace sign
A roller derby player flexing their biceps.