HigherFructose

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he/him/whatevs // illustrator // designer // dad // award winning NYT opinion writer // former pixelfunk staff member // gamerdaily collaborator // chicken wrangler // 👉 linktr.ee/higherfructose

Closeup of the infamous Ronaldo statue.
A crudely drawn image of Buzz Lightyear, presumedly drawn by a child. In the top right portion of the drawing is a speech bubble with the words: "I am Buzz LIGHtYEAR. I CUM in PIES!"
Professor Oak minifig from Lego. Seen with an Eevee, and a pokeball.
A photo of a six pack of bottled Yuengling Lager
Lego pokemon center set, which was unfortunately a gift with purchase/use lego points ONLY thing.
A cat meme, with the caption: "When mom is shouting at someone named "ohmygodits4amstopmeowing" but your name is Marshmallow"
Artwork from the game Boktai, featuring the main character. (I don't remember their name.)
Text reads: We have lost the animating belief that strangers’ suffering is our concern. That the provision of care is not decided by power but by compassion and collective empathy. The cost is always paid by the same people The most heartbreaking thing about all of this is that radical individualism doesn’t distribute its consequences equally. It always funnels suffering downward to the poor, the rural, and the people whose names don’t appear in the articles until they are counted among the dead. End quote.
Electric Generator card from TCG Pocket
Screencap from DigitalB11's "OH BANANA" youtube short.
Cottonee's sprite from Pokemon Black and White
Screenshot from the r/FortWorth subreddit. The post is sharing an AI generated image with signage regarding policies on service animals and pets.
Minifig Denethor holdin them tomates
Photo of a basketball themed game at Chuck E Cheese. A promo image on the side of the machine displays an anime styled basketball player. Notably the jersey reads something like "TeamJKKLLBS 017"
An AI generated photo with a goofy ass t-shirt slogan photoshopped onto it. The shirt says something like "blah blah Pound Town in the Fuck Truck" and there's a storefront that says "MILK SICK".
Screenshot of the top banner image of the website "VGmusic.com". Banner image features Link from Ocarina of Time, Megaman X, Mario from Super Mario 64, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics) Issue #20
Screenshot from this game with charcter text thats reads: "Carissa: The cops in this city? Youve got an eays 20 minutes before they fire a missile at you. Especially if you're in a low-income area."
Screenshot from the Nickeledon Moon Shoes commercial
A promo banner for Hulu with the tagline that says "Gets Real", featuring headshots of Gorden Ramsey, Margerine Taylor Green, and a guy that looks like that Steve Harvey M&m meme.
Reads: Subnautica 2 Cinematic Trailer April 30 2026
Cover artwork for the Gameboy game "Mole Mania" released in 1996 or 1997 or some shit.
Cover art/promo art for the game 1000xRESIST
Screenshot from the Jimmy John's menu, saying some dumb shit like "DREAM ROTATION" and then featuring a lame ass bag of chips, and a sad ass sandwich, and like a "le rad epic bacon-sauce rainbow rice crispy treat, omgzzzz".
Homer Simpson with the quote "Eh, close enough."
Photos of 5 or so cats, exploring the rafters in a cat cafe.
Cover art for Angine de Poitrine's new album titled "Vol II"
Two Bulbasaur from the game Pokopia with "!" above they heads.
Screenshot of that damn spinning barrel thing from Casino Nights Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (& Knuckles)
Our black cat reading a book. She is illiterate.
Book cover of "Hondo & Fabian".
Lokix, from Pokemon Scarlet/Violet
Gecqua, the new water starter from Pokemon Wind Waker and Pokemon Wave Race 64.
It'sa Wario doin the speech bubble thing
An altered image of our boy pikachu, but they added a black tip to his tail. Because people are dumb as shit.
Screenshot from the r/90s_kid subreddit with the headline "We Know What we saw growing up!", with an image that says "i know what i saw !". below that text it shows some altered logos and characters on the left, with the correct logos and characters on the right.
Those MSCHF Big Red Megaman boots
A weird pedo guy with his shirt off in a promo for SNL.
le epic bacon sauce meme featuring the bad bumnny with caption "when the, when mcdonals ice cream machne broke again" (rofl emoji)
The illustraious Froggy Chair from Animal Crossing
Album artwork of Crystal Castle's self-titled 2008 album.
Smash Smash Bros Ultimate Cover Art/Key Art
That meme from Breaking Bad where Jessie and Walt are at the diner eating, and Jessie is saying: "21, or 8.3% of all invalid brothers, are salmon". The next panel shows Walt giving Jessie a confused blank stare.
Protest flyer, important information includes: January 8th at 7 PM At Dallas City Hall (1500 Marilla St.)
A comment to the above article by a pedophile named "Helvetico". His comment reads: The vast majority of deepfake porn is not produced with X. But Musk doesn't own the software or websites used to do it, so the FT ignores the situation. I'll help you out, FT, as useful journalism is only slightly harder work than ironically painting clown faces on people with (hur-dur!) AI:
a charlie kork doin that face thing he was known for RIP rest in peace :liberia flag emoji:
Photoshop edit of Haus of Decline's comic, featuring Sonic the hedgehurr and Egg the Man.
Image of "Ask the Storybots" on Netflix
Screenshot from Le Epic reddit.com featuring deep commentary from the user knwon as "LordOfPoops". It reads thusly: "The fact that you're posting idiotic shit like a teenage brat without any repercussions of actions immediately disproves your implications of living under some sort of tyranny. You Americans don't value your freedom And sense of self independence and end up shitting where you eat."